The more you motherfucking know (2053 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.13 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by AJ <uberaj.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-10 00:27:22 EST
I've been sitting here for two minutes trying to come up with an introduction for this video that somehow does it justice, and I just can't. This thing will rock your fucking world and turn it right the fuck upside-down. Since we are coming up on the one year anniversary of this educational and provocative documentary, I felt it necessary to share it with the rest of you.
These girls are the next Scorcese's and Coppola's. The title of this documentary? "Rape."
It doesn't sound too special on its own, so I've watched the film dozens of times, for both informative and entertainment purposes, and I think I've come up with a good tagline to help spruce it up a little bit.
RAPE: Now with more flavors than Baskin Robbins.
And now, for your enjoyment and education, I present to you, "Rape."
Who says learning can't be fun?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2230778730781707482&q=rape
Stay tuned for the extra special outtakes reel at the end of the film. It's a must-see.
User Reviews
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-11-15 01:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's such a bogus stat.
If they aren't convicted, they can't really be rapists, now can they?
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-14 21:25:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha this was priceless
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2005-11-14 21:24:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Only 2% of rapists are convicted - I like those odds!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-14 20:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MY GOSH! LIKE, OH MY GOSH!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-11-14 11:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BUT ARIANNA'S IN THE HOUSE!
FUCK OFF!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just watched that film ALL THE FUCKING WAY THROUGH and I never got to see the cute ethnic girls tits OR EVEN HERR RAPED RAW CUNT, whats the world coming to?
The rapist was a woman and I wanted to see some chilli sauce coated strap on action.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:27:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
WE LOST ANOTHER CLIENT!
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You'll soon be back in an english dole queue where you belong.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WE LOST ANOTHER CLIENT!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-11 15:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
WTF I'M NOT WATCHING ALL THAT
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-11-11 00:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think you fuckers realize the sheer awesomeness of this video.
...So AJ, you wanna getta know each other better?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why I cannot stand anglophones: "OH MY GAWD!"
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MY GOD you guys look so cute together
OH MY GOD there's alcohol
OH MY GOD you wanna get some more drinks
OH MY GOD i think you got raped
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Um... Right... This was shitty.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best educational rape video evar!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.video.google.com
It's a great way to find music videos and things of that nature, but you can also find other things. I searched for the elusive goatse video, but to no avail. So then I just started searching for more offensive things and came across this gem.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:32:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All I could think while watching that was "Me so horny, me ruv you rong time!"
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-10 09:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-10 05:20:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
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15 replies to get to the obligatory "what the hell man..."comment. You're slippin Uber.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-11-10 08:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice pictures you got there.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-11-10 08:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How did you find this movie, you dirty bastard?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-11-10 08:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHH
HAHAHAHAAHA
THIS PARTY IS SO AWESOME OH MY GOD!!
I like the music.
This is the funniest thing I've seen, EVAR.
I love you, AJ.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-10 08:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so they play "whats your fantasy" during the rape scene huh? what's the deal with that?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-11-10 08:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why has no one else acknowledged the fact that they play Ludacris' "What's Your Fantasy" in the date rape section? WHY???
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-11-10 08:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you guys keep knocking on my favorite movie I'm going to have to "statatory" rape you.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-10 08:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh. Another case of good intentions undercut by an alarming lack of talent.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 07:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I watched four minutes of it but that chicks constant whining overtook me and i=I had to shut the fucking thing down.
I haven't witnessed bad overacting of this magnitude since I watched season 2 of Gilligan's Island back in the 60's. Alan Hale....Ugh.
After watching that shit I wanna rape that chick now...to shut her up.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-10 07:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
apparently
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-10 07:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lesbian statuatory rape rules
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-10 05:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-11-10 04:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I liked the marital rape one.
"Hey honey, I lost another client. Lets go into the bedroom."
"But Ariana's in the house!"
"I dont care!"
-SHOVE-
Bwahahahahahahahaha! that shot where she goes straight over is fucking priceless!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-10 04:45:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAhahahahahahahaha. I've been statutorily raped! Fucking grouse!
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-11-10 04:30:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A beautiful gem in a sea of shit
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-10 04:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so rape is when you shove a pillow over somebody's face? Who knew?
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-11-10 03:51:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I want 3 minutes of my life back. Anyone who watches all 9 minutes has a legitimate reason to rape you.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-10 03:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats just......just.......god.
....But.....I....it.....damn.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-11-10 02:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love that they did rape outtakes in this.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-11-10 01:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Poorly performed... very poor performed. Encourages rape, rather than prevents it, because the girls were dumb as shit.
-2DIE
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG AJ STOP TELLING ME WHAT YOU ARE WEARING DOWN THE PHONE.
FYI Jared,
your bird better see this before the weekend, might save her from RKA.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
jeebus.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what's up with MARK??
are the girls gonna rape him??
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you are going to do this to me at the TOP SECRET AC UBERCON THAT STARTS ON FRIDAY AND FINSIHES ON SUNDAY AT THE BORGATA AREN'T YOU?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:29:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1284292844885829414&q=rape
For the soundtrack.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yay... ok. i won't lie. i haven't watched it. i'm just in a very good wednesday night mood.