Why Are Kids So Fucking Fat? (4672 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 1.84 on 57 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mr. Sparkle (View user info) at 2005-11-04 22:22:37 EST
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:15:45 EST (#)
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it really is gross. i see "little" kids that could outweigh half the 20 somethings i know.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:13:45 EST (#)
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i liked my easy bake oven :(
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:08:00 EST (#)
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its not just kids http://www.ubersite.com/m/83513
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-09 03:19:35 EST (#)
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You're right, the problem really is getting out of hand. It's fucking pathetic how many fat kids I see at the store, but I wouldn't blame marketing... I'd blame the children's fatter, lazier fucking parents for not doing anything about it.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-09 03:01:31 EST (#)
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Someone buy me a candyfloss maker for christmas!
Pleeeeeeeease
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-12-09 02:04:09 EST (#)
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Fat chicks give better head because they are more hungry. Maybe we should strive for fatter children so they can give better blow jobs.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-11-23 01:15:45 EST (#)
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My roommate thought this was a site to buy that shit...she asked if I was buying one...so I punched her in the tit.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-11-23 00:56:40 EST (#)
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Just cause you're a fatass
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-07 17:48:22 EST (#)
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I _cannot_ believe Caulaincourt had nothing to say on this post...
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-07 11:17:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-11-04 23:47:46 (#)
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You do realize we're all going to go out and buy every item on that list.
Don't you?
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I will buy anything that lowers my chances of burning the house down......
again
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-07 10:34:09 EST (#)
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*applauds*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-07 10:17:17 EST (#)
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Nice.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-07 10:06:22 EST (#)
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This was funny...so +2.
But don'cha find it ironic that the bunch of us geeks sitting around on the Internet at Ubersite are complaining about fat kids not getting enough exercise?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-06 15:32:07 EST (#)
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+2 because this post didn't have that pic of the fat kid eating McDonalds with his fat family.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-06 15:15:01 EST (#)
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screw kids. I want the smores maker for me!
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:42:59 EST (#)
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I really wanted to give this post a 1.5 but that didn't exist. If I was ever to shoot somebody, it'd be a fat kid.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:00:35 EST (#)
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Best post I have seen for a while.
Submitted by bitterlemon (user info) at 2005-11-06 02:45:30 EST (#)
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auto rating is retarded.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-05 17:13:22 (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-05 00:00:19 (#)
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fat kids rant = auto +2
this was good though
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-11-06 02:11:03 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by prozacaddict (user info) at 2005-11-05 23:58:08 EST (#)
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Quite frankly, I wouldn't mind seeing most of America's youth die of heart disease and obesity before I do.
Submitted by Required_Reading (user info) at 2005-11-05 23:47:03 EST (#)
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damn it i am going to get a bowl of butter pecan ice cream and its fucking midnight!
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-11-05 22:32:17 EST (#)
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You are a true Maddox apprentice, I salute you.
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-11-05 22:07:35 EST (#)
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Fat kids suck. Their parents make them that way.
Ergo, their parents suck too.
This can only lead one to conclude that thse fat kids' mother is a big, fat-assed monster
who wears size 28 spandex stretch pants and you always end up behind her in line at Wal*Mart. She is the big ol' heifer who is yelling at her kids to hurry up and get back in line after they find the Funyuns and the extra bonus pack of Devil Dogs.
Imagine what the topic of discussion is on the car ride back to the fucking trailer park while ma chain smokes GPC cigarettes and farts into the seat cushion.
Fat kids suck.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-05 19:54:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-11-05 19:37:48 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-05 19:31:36 EST (#)
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They sure are.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-11-05 19:29:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-05 17:13:22 (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-05 00:00:19 (#)
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fat kids rant = auto +2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-05 17:13:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-05 00:00:19 (#)
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fat kids rant = auto +2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:26:39 EST (#)
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The other half of the gynormous modern kid equation is PS2/Xbox/gameboy/generally-not-getting-the-hell-outside-for-a-bit-hours-and-running-around-every-day.
What bothers me is: If these kids are all dead of heart failure at 40, who's gonna come wipe my ass for me at the nursing home?
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-11-05 12:31:16 EST (#)
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This reads like a goddamn shopping list for Uber.
Submitted by Sparxicus (user info) at 2005-11-05 08:33:05 EST (#)
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And another one.
Submitted by Sparxicus (user info) at 2005-11-05 08:32:54 EST (#)
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Shit I meant to give that last rating a two.
Submitted by Sparxicus (user info) at 2005-11-05 08:32:07 EST (#)
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Auto Fat-Kids with Type II Diabetes +2.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-11-05 08:25:59 EST (#)
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Why would you buy things like that for your kid? Really? Ugh....
That chocolate fountain thing looks tasty though
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-05 07:32:42 EST (#)
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this is why
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78457
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-05 05:48:57 EST (#)
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That was fucking hilarious !!! I do agree , fat kids are everywhere , rememember when your dad left you out in the woods to " survive on your own " ? It was great , no food or help unless you took care of it yourself !! Now THAT was good parenting.And boot camp for kids. It was the lil army !!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-05 05:14:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-11-05 04:51:46 EST (#)
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I actually bought my 28 year old sister that Smores maker for about $14 last Christmas.
What? All we had was Snoopy Snow Cone Machines & EZ Bake ovens as kids. I figure I'm making up for the deprivation we sustained in the 80s.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-05 04:38:36 EST (#)
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wow
Submitted by Kopesh (user info) at 2005-11-05 02:53:14 EST (#)
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........... that is one sick country....
Submitted by malefic (user info) at 2005-11-05 02:36:50 EST (#)
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+2 for the "misogynistic husbands" sentence.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-11-05 01:10:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-11-05 00:25:27 EST (#)
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I rarely say this but... B@W.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2005-11-05 00:02:14 EST (#)
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Ha...my kid has all those...that precious little teacup, I just can't say no to it...
stupid fucking kids
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-05 00:00:19 EST (#)
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fat kids rant = auto +2
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-11-04 23:47:46 EST (#)
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You do realize we're all going to go out and buy every item on that list.
Don't you?
Submitted by Katelyn (user info) at 2005-11-04 23:42:06 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by yeahthatme (user info) at 2005-11-04 23:21:34 EST (#)
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That S'mores thingy looks amazing. I think I need two.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-11-04 23:15:06 EST (#)
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How do you do this?
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-04 23:08:05 EST (#)
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As I read this post I felt like arguing "Look at all the anorexic teenagers" and then lost the will and energy required.
So have a +2
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-04 22:49:25 EST (#)
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Kick ass. The more fat kids, the better the eatin' for me.
Submitted by The_Last_Prophet (user info) at 2005-11-04 22:45:51 EST (#)
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Where can I get my hands on one of these beautiful Chocolate Fountains? I think it would assist with a great food fetish!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-04 22:39:15 EST (#)
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You forgot the ice cream makers, that damn Peeps marshmallow thing, and random slurpie makers.
None of which will EVER be found in my house.
Submitted by pizdets (user info) at 2005-11-04 22:37:35 EST (#)
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That is beyond disgusting. I ate fatty foods made by my grandmother when I was young, but said food was also full of nutritious things, and I spent most of the day outside doing things. If these little brats got off the internet for more than ten minutes to go climb a tree or dig a hole for no reason in particular, these things would be fine! But, since they're photophobic and refuse to exercise, they become such fatasses.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-04 22:32:30 EST (#)
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If this shit was around when I was a kid, I might not be alive today.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-04 22:27:42 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-04 22:26:48 EST (#)
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Fookin' scary