Ecstasy : Dropping (5781 hits)
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Submitted by Spam (View user info) at 2005-10-14 01:26:46 EDT
The second I smoked my first joint I knew instantly that everything I'd been told was a lie. I mean, I fucking KNEW it. The wool had well and truly been pulled over my eyes, over OUR eyes as a nation. I didn't turn into a dribbling savage, I didn't start to spontaneously hallucinate, I didn't develop schizophrenic bi-polar disorder overnight and never once did I steal from my sick mother to fuel my 'destructive' addiction, I was exactly the same person as the day before...
Except for one thing:- I Knew...well... I guess I knew that I didn't know anything, not about drugs - that nobody could, that it was pointless taking advice from anybody unless they themselves had taken them and even then, I knew that the only advice they could reasonably give me would be 'take it yourself and find out'. Smoking weed was fun man, and If I had been deceived so completely about something as tame as cannabis, what else had they lied to me about?
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"Dude, when I take this, it's your responsibility to look after me." I gave him the long stare and tried to convey how serious I was, but it was difficult to hold his gaze as stoned as I was.
He nodded absently and smiled at me - a knowing smile, a smile that said 'I'm going to agree with you now and fuck with you later'. I wasn't having any of that.
"Fuck you Rob, I'm serious about this. I get paranoid. I need you to watch me and reassure me that everything's okay if I start to freak out - if you can't promise to do that, then you can drop on your own and I'll just drink."
I may have sounded like a complete pussy, it was only one pill after all, but I had no qualms about it - not so long ago I would've pretended to know what I was doing and try and bare-balls it out but I'd learnt since that that road leads to paranoid disaster. Better to be completely comfortable.
"Okay you twat, I Promise - now stop fucking about and neck the thing so we can get to the party"
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Cannabis of course, was just the start. Still, it's funny how quickly my attitude altered, a couple of years ago, I would'nt've touched anything other than my beloved pot - even though I knew they'd be fun, I didn't need hard drugs to have a good time. blah, blah, blah. Then a friend offered me cocaine one reckless night and it all changed, now I just want to try everything I can get hold of and make up my own damn mind.
And so I'm in the midst of it, the turning point, the difference between having 'the odd dabble' and true experimentation - I've smoked pot, I've taken 'shrooms and I've snorted coke, it's at this stage when That Question begins to rear ugly head - How far are you going to take this Sam?
As far as I fucking want.
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I looked down at the pill in my hand and wondered absently what exactly was the cause of it's speckled green colour. Did they add that in artificially or was that the natural colour of the chemicals? Why in the name of Thor's uncircumsised penis would anybody add artificial colourings to an ecstasy pill? If it wasn't artificial, did I REALLY want to swallow something that was naturally green with blue speckles?
Oh, Bollocks to it.
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Taking a new drug for the first time is something that I can never seem to fully prepare myself for, it's a journey into the unknown depths of my own biological chemistry and my metaphysical sense of direction is shit. It doesn't matter how many books I read, pamphlets I scour or hours I waste watching Fear and Loathing, I on'y only ever have a very vague notion of what to expect first time out on something new. Sure, I'll pick up the odd fact about 'serotonin levels', 'endorphin rushes' and shit, but really, when you get right down to it, they mean fuck all. Words simply havn't been invented to sufficiently explain the effects of, say, that first line of cocaine - it's ike trying to describe the colour blue.
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"Great party man." My sarcasm wasn't lost on Rob, and he shot me an apologetic glance. The party had been cancelled and we now found ouselves sat on the worn furtinture of the crumbling suburban terrace he shared with his brother Jez.
We were accompanied by a couple of stoners who didn't live there and Rob didn't seem to know, but this sort of thing was normal he explains, Jez split from his wife a while ago and had spent the last few months going about the serious business of self-destruction with all the commitment he'd once planned to put into marriage. You could tell. The interior of his abode resembled a squat more than the family home he'd probably fantasised about when he bought it, the curtains were worn and threadbare, paint bubbled and peeled from patches of wall-damp and everything was coated in a layer of dust you could spoon off. Here and there pieces of ornamental tat and the odd wedding photo fought for space on the shelves amongst empty beer cans and festering takeaway trays, relics from a future lost.
I tried not to think about hygene as I waited for something to happen.
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This purgatory of waiting. Just sit there doing nothing other than constantly analyse yourself and your perceptions to see if anything has changed. Is my pulse speeding up? Has it got lighter in here or is my vision being effected? I feel a touch warmer, is that because the drugs have raised my body temp a fraction of a degree or because I'm sitting in front of this fuck-off electric fire? etc etc .
It's all bollocks really - whatever substance your abusing, if you have to ask yourself if they're working, then clearly thay aren't.
Yet.
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"You feeling anything?" Rob turns to me from his position between the two random potheads on the sofa opposite my armchair.
I shake my head.
"I'm gonna do another one"
"better give it five more minutes... just to be sure," I'm nervous about the prospect of double dropping first time out.
"Dude, it's been 2 hours. If nothings happened yet it's not going to." he quickly swallows another of the ominously green things and throws one to me. "Don't be such a pussy."
Fuck it
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There are crucial moments in everybody's lilfe, precise instances that you can pick out of the ether and say with certainty: "that's it right there, that's the moment that changed everything". It could be something a simple as not being bothered to charge your phone one night or something as stupid as calling a bouncer an arse-maggot in a few seconds of ill-advised bravado.
Mine are normally such decisions of cataclysmic idiocy.
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I've literally just put down the beer from washing the greenbean down when I start to feel it, subtle at first, a slight tingling warmth in the my feet. That doesn't last long though and soon I can feel waves of heat ripping upwards through my body. My breathing is definitely getting heavier now, not faster, just deeper. Isn't it? I can feel my pulse throbbing in my neck and almost instantly my entire body is covered in a film of clammy sweat. Fuck me, I feel weak.
Shit man, this is bad, it's almost too much for me to take and it's come on way too quickly to be that second pill. Which means in about half an hour when that starts to kick in as well, this sensation is going to get more intense... And I'm gonna be in a whole different world of shit.
I jerkily turn to look at Rob. He's feeling it too, starring slack jawed and lazy-eyed at a patch of the stained carpet in front of his chair, his head unconsciously rocking up and down.
"You Cunt," I say. "You utter, utter, Cunt."
He returns my vitriol with a vacant smile that quickly mutates into a wide toothy grin. I'm grinning too. I don't quite know why.
User Reviews
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-08-17 13:50:55 EDT (#)
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+2 Spam. I hope this works--goddamn thing took me an hour to write.
Submitted by LamRoKi (user info) at 2005-10-27 02:47:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:20:24 EDT (#)
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been there
and went back for more
ahhh haha
good stuff
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-18 04:01:32 EDT (#)
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Part Two: Crashing - http://www.ubersite.com/m/77213
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-17 19:36:58 EDT (#)
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I took two prozac the other night and I now don't care about anything.
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-10-17 19:22:57 EDT (#)
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Woah! How old are you?! I love your little list of drugs. I have lost friends to crack, heroin, and crystal addictions. I'm not saying I'm against drugs, but it's been 11 years since my first toke on a spliff, dropping acid and eating shrooms, and 10 years since the first time I flipped a pill, went on a 4 day bender with an 8 ball, lost myself in a k-hole, sucked down some nitrus and poppers, and I'm only 25. And though there were times I thought I wouldn't come out alive, I now reserve my drug nights for coke because it is a proper 'adults' drug...
Everybody who does drugs knows 2 things: If you go into it thinking it's going to be sketchy, it probably will be. And, the second E always kicks in the first one. Be careful though- it gets to the point if you do it often enough that you need like 8 or 10 to feel just one. That thing about your seratonin? It's true. The thing about it burning a hole in your hipocampus? That's true too, that's why I quit a E a couple of years ago.
That said, moving to London has kicked in my urge to do E just once more... but at least I know I'll only need one to feel one after not doing it for so long.
Remember: As long as you control the drug and it doesn't control you, it's all good!
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:44:19 EDT (#)
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Every time I look at this pic I start jonesing for the good ol' days.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:40:03 EDT (#)
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hahaha!! I never noiticed that.
136mg + 'Caffine'
Like fucking caffine is going to do ANYTHING after 136mg of MDMA flying round your system.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:32:54 EDT (#)
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I'll take two of those 'Killers' please.
They have a nice amount of MDMA...
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-10-17 09:51:32 EDT (#)
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Look at aaaaaaallllllllll the perdy colors!
I've never tried any... not cause I'm sheltered, but my friends refuse to share cause they say that I already act like someone who is on drugs. whatever!
Greedy bitches!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-17 08:00:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:23:10 (#)
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dats coz you are OLD.
looooser.
only loooosers don't do drugz.
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I'm not old, fuckwit
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:51:36 EDT (#)
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From : Idiot, Sam <sam.idiot.at.muppet.com>
Sent : 26 September 2005 10:00:25
To : Paul Hibbert <wolfsweb.at.somewheregreat.com>
Subject : Where for art though pock...
| | | Uber stuff... | Inbox
Well...
???
Where the hell ARE you?
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Who am I indeed, you were the first person to ask where I'd gone you pansy
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:51:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:47:29 (#)
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no-one noticed pock.
but spam going, my word that would be an event.
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I would cry spamless tears.
He reminds me of that weird captain that hung around with tintin.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:49:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:47:29 (#)
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no-one noticed pock.
but spam going, my word that would be an event.
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STFU n00b.
Everyone noticed. I got emails from people I haven't even heard of begging for my return, and here I am!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:48:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:46:40 (#)
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I hope you're not going to disappear Spam! I did that for a while when I changed jobs and there was pandamoniom, such pandemonium infact that I lost the ability to spell such words.
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who are you again?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:47:29 EDT (#)
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no-one noticed pock.
but spam going, my word that would be an event.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:46:40 EDT (#)
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I hope you're not going to disappear Spam! I did that for a while when I changed jobs and there was pandamoniom, such pandemonium infact that I lost the ability to spell such words.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:44:24 EDT (#)
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Did you assault your line manager again Sam? Did she ask you if you wanted anything from Greggs and caused you to fly into a rage?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:40:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:38:47 (#)
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dunno, my boss just came to my desk and says: "Sam, we need to talk". Turns out theres a couple off team meetings this week which I havn't been told about either so my paranoid brain put 2+2 together and made P45. Either that or they'll put me on disciplnary again in which case I shall probably leave anyway, so outcome does not look good.
I've spent the morning cleaning my desk """
and by cleaning his desk he means deleting the cookies on his computer from http://big_gay_sausagefest.com and other such 'adult orientated' sites.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:38:47 EDT (#)
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dunno, my boss just came to my desk and says: "Sam, we need to talk". Turns out theres a couple off team meetings this week which I havn't been told about either so my paranoid brain put 2+2 together and made P45. Either that or they'll put me on disciplnary again in which case I shall probably leave anyway, so outcome does not look good.
I've spent the morning cleaning my desk and composing farewell e-mails etc.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:18:13 (#)
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Actually Paul, I've noticed that everything I've said to you over the last three months has been rather antagonistic. I'd like to apologise and state my admiration for you and your feeble efforts. """
you weren't here you may have stumbled upon an article and left your drivvling 'review' of it but saying you were 'here' is like me saying I was at BBC news first because I left a comment.
And 'yes' I 'do' like 'putting' words 'in' apostrophes.
GAAAAAARGH.
I am a n00b.
<cries noobian tears>
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:28:57 EDT (#)
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You missed the poing Berty old chum, I think everyone did...
My review was crapulent at best, the point is the date of the review. I was here before all of you fucking Noobs, including big head.
I too think there may have been some feelings of antagonism. Us Brits should stick together, this does not detract from the fact my willy and brain is bigger than your significant particulars.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:23:10 EDT (#)
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dats coz you are OLD.
looooser.
only loooosers don't do drugz.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:22:10 EDT (#)
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well I'm happy to say that I've never even seen pills like that let alone taken any.
A good whiskey and a smooth spliff and that'll do me..
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:21:29 EDT (#)
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well someone has to spammy, someone has to.
what are you getting sacked for this time?
want to come and work for me.
I could do with an 'ass-istant'
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:20:10 EDT (#)
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and yes. you WERE blowing your own cock.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:19:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:18:13 (#)
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Actually Paul, I've noticed that everything I've said to you over the last three months has been rather antagonistic. I'd like to apologise and state my admiration for you and your feeble efforts. """
don't worry berty, he loves it.
he is one of those 'submissives'.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:19:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-17 05:41:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, well.
but you see, DO YOU SEE, and I am not blowing my own cock here, but that shit is too easy.
Anyone can do it.
I am after bigger fish, uber is my place to kick back and have a laugh.
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yes I understand what you mean and you're right but still, it would be nice just once every so often to see at least a fraction of what you'r ecapable of.
and wolf, you should take note that I actually made an effort not to camp this post at the start, only to respond to reviews directed at me. After it got on most heated though, I just thought 'fuck it'.
I may get the sack today. WOO HOO!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he has that on his email signature at work
Regards,
Paul Wolfenstein,
Straw Refill Manager,
McDonalds Ltd.
**check out the first review on Licking a Bum's ass**
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:18:13 EDT (#)
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Actually Paul, I've noticed that everything I've said to you over the last three months has been rather antagonistic. I'd like to apologise and state my admiration for you and your feeble efforts.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:17:14 EDT (#)
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Hey Berty, check out the first review to licking a bgums ass you fucking noob!
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I've already checked it out. Everybody has checked it out. When you get your Uber account you're practically issued with the post as required reading.
The fact remains though that all you did was write the first review, that's it. You didn't write the damn post.
The review isn't even that funny.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:12:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:08:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
You idiot... I'm from the future.
What a dumbass fucking noob. Besides I was here about a year before you, check out licking a bums ass (first review) if you haven't done already
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Jesus, whenever anyone says anything it's always "Check out the first review to Licking a Bums ass"
I wouldn't be surprised if your correspondence 'Liking a bums ass (first review)'.
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Hey Berty, check out the first review to licking a bgums ass you fucking noob!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You idiot... I'm from the future.
What a dumbass fucking noob. Besides I was here about a year before you, check out licking a bums ass (first review) if you haven't done already
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Jesus, whenever anyone says anything it's always "Check out the first review to Licking a Bums ass"
I wouldn't be surprised if your correspondence 'Liking a bums ass (first review)'.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:03:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:01:45 (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:00:33 (#)
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Is Spam the new Mr. Wolf? How did you get away with using your post as a chat room all the way to over 3000 hits??? """
2538 hits.
N00b
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You idiot... I'm from the future.
What a dumbass fucking noob. Besides I was here about a year before you, check out licking a bums ass (first review) if you haven't done already
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:00:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is Spam the new Mr. Wolf? How did you get away with using your post as a chat room all the way to over 3000 hits??? """
2538 hits.
N00b
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-17 06:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is Spam the new Mr. Wolf? How did you get away with using your post as a chat room all the way to over 3000 hits???
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-17 05:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am after bigger fish, uber is my place to kick back and have a laugh.
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Bigger fish? What do you mean?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-17 05:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, well.
but you see, DO YOU SEE, and I am not blowing my own cock here, but that shit is too easy.
Anyone can do it.
I am after bigger fish, uber is my place to kick back and have a laugh.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-17 05:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-17 03:35:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-09-26 10:03:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is now MVM.
How come you never post this kind of thing anymore?"""
Good question spam.
Do you think I should?
Really?
Knock out that kind of post?
I really think I might.
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not all the time maybe, but it would be nice if occasionally you put something up of substance that has been polished and whatnot, like you used to. Otherwise, you're fast turning in England's answer to Rad.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-17 03:35:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-09-26 10:03:57 (#)
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This is now MVM.
How come you never post this kind of thing anymore?"""
Good question spam.
Do you think I should?
Really?
Knock out that kind of post?
I really think I might.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-10-16 21:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Never met a drug I didn't like.
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-10-16 17:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's like trying to describe the colour blue.
nice.
Submitted by GirleButterfly (user info) at 2005-10-16 14:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good story, I would like to hear more.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-10-15 21:50:50 EDT (#)
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Fear and Loathing is a BOOK you illiterate jackass.
**Dogs fucked the Pope... no fault of mine.**
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-15 19:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My old internet chum of indeterminate sexual preferance spent 2 hours on a post telling me all about how he was in love with Osama Bin Laden. Eventually I just said "I don't care Apollo, shut up." Trying to describe any experience to your intellectual betters is pointless.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-10-15 18:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 04:22:46 (#)
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more like a joint and a vodka soaked tampon inserted rectally.
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...i've got nothing.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-10-15 16:07:01 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-15 14:24:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-15 10:02:19 (#)
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My dog of indeterminate breed spent 2 hours on the phone telling me all about it's recent experience watching the sun rise in Holland. Eventually I just said "I don't care, shut up." Trying to describe any experience to other species is pointless.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-10-15 10:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
great post.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-15 10:02:19 EDT (#)
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My ex-lover of indeterminate gender spent 2 hours on the phone telling me all about it's recent experience watching the sun rise in Holland. Eventually I just said "I don't care, shut up." Trying to describe any experience to other people is pointless.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-15 08:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My ex-girlfriend spent 2 hours on the phone telling me all about her recent experience watching the sun rise in Holland. Eventually I just said "I don't care, shut up." Trying to describe any experience to other people is pointless.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-15 07:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-10-14 23:58:46 (#)
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My ex-boyfriend spent 2 hours on the phone telling me all about his recent first-E experience ar a rave. Eventually I just said "I don't care, shut up." Trying to describe drug experiences to other people is pointless.
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as is frequenting internet forums.
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-10-14 23:58:46 EDT (#)
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My ex-boyfriend spent 2 hours on the phone telling me all about his recent first-E experience ar a rave. Eventually I just said "I don't care, shut up." Trying to describe drug experiences to other people is pointless.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 21:03:55 EDT (#)
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talk about multitasking.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 21:02:57 EDT (#)
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It's got me wrried actually, I'm worried they're going to find out that I have no idea what I'm doing.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 21:02:19 EDT (#)
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There's more to HR than just the odd bit of scat play. Next week I've got to make a spreadsheet.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 21:01:08 EDT (#)
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... Sorry, what?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 21:00:03 EDT (#)
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It's okay, I understand, after a hard days twitching and drooling occasionally you must just think to yourself: "do you know what, It's been AGES since I last plastered faeces all over my face and masterbated" and before you know it you'rr in a bathtub full of your own piss and shit wearing only one sock.
happens all the time.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:55:09 EDT (#)
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well that just seems to be how alzheimers patients get their kicks.
Or had you forgotton?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:50:30 EDT (#)
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well you wouldn't would you? you're probably too busy crapping in your hands and rubbing it on your face.
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Are you insinuating something?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:49:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:46:37 (#)
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I've only just had home internet installed so I'm going through a honeymoon period of about a week were I'm a complete geek and hardly ever leave my desk. Broadband kicks ass.
Speaking of home internet - Did you know you could get hypnotism porn? Thats fucked up that is. seriously, found it today. pure coincidence mind. I was looking for it or anything. honest.
and balloon porn too.
BALLOONS?
WHATS FUCKING SEXY ABOUT A FUCKING BALLOON??!!
(I'm not including your last girlfriend Apollo, before you get offended)
people are strange.
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That's awesome. hypnotism porn isn't though, that's just rape porn for pussies.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My Grandfather went deaf and that was awful, he became a right bitter, angry, old, bastard. Watching him lying on that bed biting the nurses (him not me, I was only a kiddie) and cursing us all because he just wanted to die. bleu, no thanks. I'll take my brain turning to jelly over deafness anyday.
Deafness will totally fuck your shit up man, be careful of that.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:48:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:45:37 (#)
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Did you ever see the documentarie on that? It was awful, yet strangely uplifting. See, when you get Alzimers you die from the inside out. It's not like being paralysed where you're trapped in your body unable to communicate. THat'd be hell. No, your brain goes but your body is fine.
To be honest Ahlzhimers is a doddle, don't know what all the fuss is about
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well you wouldn't would you? you're probably too busy crapping in your hands and rubbing it on your face.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:46:37 EDT (#)
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I've only just had home internet installed so I'm going through a honeymoon period of about a week were I'm a complete geek and hardly ever leave my desk. Broadband kicks ass.
Speaking of home internet - Did you know you could get hypnotism porn? Thats fucked up that is. seriously, found it today. pure coincidence mind. I was looking for it or anything. honest.
and balloon porn too.
BALLOONS?
WHATS FUCKING SEXY ABOUT A FUCKING BALLOON??!!
(I'm not including your last girlfriend Apollo, before you get offended)
people are strange.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:45:37 EDT (#)
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Did you ever see the documentarie on that? It was awful, yet strangely uplifting. See, when you get Alzimers you die from the inside out. It's not like being paralysed where you're trapped in your body unable to communicate. THat'd be hell. No, your brain goes but your body is fine.
To be honest Ahlzhimers is a doddle, don't know what all the fuss is about
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:43:38 EDT (#)
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Har Har, I'be teh ghey Alzheimer's
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:42:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:38:24 (#)
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don't you just think it's brilliant just how ridiculously modest I am?
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It makes me think of Christmas
I had a joke to go with that but it's gone. I haven't felt right since the Ubercon, I think Fabit gave me Alzeihmers or whatever it is.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:40:19 EDT (#)
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I have an excuse, I'm listening to Robert Plant so therefore I can do whatever I want.
What's your excuse hmmm? Nothing better to do than sit on you're grubby mattress and tap at your stolen laptop untill Kenny arrives with a couple of baggies no doubt.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:38:24 EDT (#)
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don't you just think it's brilliant just how ridiculously modest I am?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:36:51 EDT (#)
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Hahahahah!!
I can't believe It's friday night and everybody is on-line.
I've lost respect for anybody.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:35:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:24:55 (#)
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I don't associate with those who do drugs Apollo. Please kindly remove yourself from my post.
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Your modesty is an inspiration
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:34:22 EDT (#)
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I'm tired but I can't sleep. What are you people doing up? Shouldn't you all be out dancing in nightclubs and/or sucking on some birds tits?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:24:55 EDT (#)
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I don't associate with those who do drugs Apollo. Please kindly remove yourself from my post.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:23:19 EDT (#)
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I did a hundred billion pills my first time. A whole pool full. It did nothing.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:15:40 EDT (#)
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you know how i wasn't going to do coke tonight??
hehehe, guess what?
<skins up>
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:01:04 EDT (#)
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I'm sure could come to some sort of arrangement my good man.
say... 70-30?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 19:29:42 EDT (#)
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spammie, I think we may be able to set up a business.
if you know what I mean.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 19:05:39 EDT (#)
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FUCK ME!!
They're £2 a pop here!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 19:01:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2005-10-14 16:47:18 (#)
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My mates could get X for a couple quid in London, how expensive is it in America?
It's like $40-100 a pill here.
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I was paying $20 - $25 a pill a few years ago.
Submitted by Auf-Der-Maur (user info) at 2005-10-14 17:59:12 EDT (#)
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40-100$ a pill? You're getting ripped off, man
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 17:35:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-10-14 17:32:50 (#)
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actually, by mind expanding i include whacko tobacco, i should have clarified that.
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You've never smoked whacky baccy??
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-10-14 17:32:50 EDT (#)
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actually, by mind expanding i include whacko tobacco, i should have clarified that.
Submitted by RydinJ (user info) at 2005-10-14 16:59:05 EDT (#)
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god, reading this just makes me want to get back to Germany sooooo much more... wow new years is going to be GREAT....
The best in my area is Germany is MTV's them fucks are great... but Green Apples are also nice..
ALL HAIL X
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-10-14 16:58:59 EDT (#)
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Supposedly cannibanoids encourage growth of brain cells in the hippopotomus or whatever that weird part of your brain is. Only problem is the shit you buy on the street is way impure; in the lab, they were injecting the mice with pre-decided amounts of pure THC. Concentrated, pure, delicious THC...my stoner friends would KILL to be a lab mouse.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2005-10-14 16:47:18 EDT (#)
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My mates could get X for a couple quid in London, how expensive is it in America?
It's like $40-100 a pill here.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 15:28:17 EDT (#)
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plus you start sucking dick for crack after a while and no-one wants to see spam as a crack whore.
well, almost no-one.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 15:27:34 EDT (#)
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filthy has a point there. The first high is the best with crack, and you spend the rest of your time on that habit chasing that first high.
a crack high is much like a cocaine high (go figure) just much more intense but lasts for less time.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 15:24:35 EDT (#)
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so did you finally sleep or did you toke up and watch tennis?
Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-10-14 15:15:53 EDT (#)
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This certainly held my attention. And I mean rapt. It's a world I haven't seen enough of.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 15:14:08 EDT (#)
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Mate, "nice" really isn't the word. If you wanna try it, try it, but first go and find yourself a crack addict and ask him if he thinks it's "nice" to feel absolutely fucking subhuman, or filled with rage, or to not give a shit about yourself or anyone around you so long as you've still got some rocks left. Ask him how much he values the priveledge of being able to decide for himself when that supply runs out. This is half the point - you won't be deciding for yourself - the crack will decide for you.
Nobody first smokes crack expecting to become a junkie. Everyone thinks they can handle it and "just once won't hurt" and "i just want to see for myself". And that is incredibly naive. Sure, some people get away with it but look how many people don't.
Hell is to have seen heaven and to know you can never get back there, no matter what. In some cases ignorance really is bliss.
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I'll tread carefully because I have a sneaking suspicion that you're talking from personal experiance here.
It's not that I think all drugs are great and that they don't sometimes take more than they can give or anything and it's not like I'm about to start experimenting with some of the more 'dangerous' substances willy-nilly. Sure, crack's not something I've ever been offered and I'm 99.9% sure I'll never touch the stuff.
But you see, it's that 0.01% that's important to me because something inside me recoils at the idea of just giving something a flat 'No' purely on the basis of what other people say, paticularly when these people (and I am no way including your good self in this bracket) are so fucking self-righteous about the whole thing when chances are, they haven't got a clue what it is they're actually talking about. More than anything, it's this irrational kneejerk reaction to be repulsed by hard drugs that pisses me off to no end.
You say that people shouldn't go out smoking crack without first having a reality check from from some brokendown addict - fair one. By the same rationale, until this happens I won't count out the possibility entirely because if I had done that from the off, I wouldn't have done and seen the awesome things and met the similarly awesome people that my experiments with narcotics has bought me into contact with thus far.
Submitted by Dumb_Name (user info) at 2005-10-14 15:05:26 EDT (#)
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Once I felt brave and decided to get drunk, smoke weed, take 2 pills, 1 cap of speed, and half a bankie of mushrooms. It was fucking great. I kept telling my friend that we have to get ready to go out but I couldn't move. I was probably close to organ failure but it was fun.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-14 14:55:05 EDT (#)
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The green in the pill usually means that it has some PCP in it. I have come across white doves, blue dolphins, green dolphins, orange dolphins, and a few others. I had some that were in a gel caplet thingy, those were good. Especially when you cut your e with a little coke, it is like adding speed but better.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-10-14 14:39:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 14:16:20 (#)
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Indeed. But it's nice to be able to decide for yourself.
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Mate, "nice" really isn't the word. If you wanna try it, try it, but first go and find yourself a crack addict and ask him if he thinks it's "nice" to feel absolutely fucking subhuman, or filled with rage, or to not give a shit about yourself or anyone around you so long as you've still got some rocks left. Ask him how much he values the priveledge of being able to decide for himself when that supply runs out. This is half the point - you won't be deciding for yourself - the crack will decide for you.
Nobody first smokes crack expecting to become a junkie. Everyone thinks they can handle it and "just once won't hurt" and "i just want to see for myself". And that is incredibly naive. Sure, some people get away with it but look how many people don't.
Hell is to have seen heaven and to know you can never get back there, no matter what. In some cases ignorance really is bliss.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-14 14:31:34 EDT (#)
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Choose life.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 14:23:48 EDT (#)
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yeah I know, that was a bad night for me and I don't think I'll ever be able to bring myself to do anything 'mind expanding' again. Th important thing for me though is that I tried it and now I've made an informed decision not to fuck with that shit again, based on personal experience.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-10-14 14:16:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:06:16 (#)
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mind expanding chemicals, psychotropics and such, are not something that I'm overly experianced in, I've only done mushrooms the once and rather than find it enlightening, I just spent a good couple of hours curled up on my sofa drowning in a sea of terror.
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Shit like this worries me. Now I am not knocking you pinko commie hippie vegitarian bleeding heart godless bastards, but I would be afraid of shrooms or acid or anything like that. I have an irrational fear of zombies, and an overactive imagination to begin with, if I was on something that made it worse I am worried about hurting others, or myself.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 14:16:20 EDT (#)
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Have you ever tried to quit smoking cigarettes and had that intense, almost unbearable, craving - but you don't actually *want* to be smoking a fag, you just don't want to be *not* smoking a fag? Its the same principle. The first few highs are like an icey cold crystaline heaven, but with each subsequent time you never get up quite as far up and you come down even harder. I'm all for investigating things for yourself, but there is some shit that is just not worth messing with because no matter how good it feels, the price is way too high.
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Indeed. But it's nice to be able to decide for yourself.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-10-14 14:09:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:10:08 (#)
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You never wonder slighly about what it is that could be SO good about crack that makes people go throught the various gortesqueries they do in order to fund their habit?
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Have you ever tried to quit smoking cigarettes and had that intense, almost unbearable, craving - but you don't actually *want* to be smoking a fag, you just don't want to be *not* smoking a fag? Its the same principle. The first few highs are like an icey cold crystaline heaven, but with each subsequent time you never get up quite as far up and you come down even harder. I'm all for investigating things for yourself, but there is some shit that is just not worth messing with because no matter how good it feels, the price is way too high.
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-10-14 13:57:54 EDT (#)
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I've given up all that for alcohol abuse.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-14 13:24:44 EDT (#)
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I think i've taken every one of
those at one time or another.
The good ol days.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-10-14 13:10:59 EDT (#)
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Incredible.
Oh the memories......
Submitted by TW (user info) at 2005-10-14 12:21:55 EDT (#)
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"Mine are normally such decisions of cataclysmic idiocy."
These are words that perfectly describe my existence.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:18:16 EDT (#)
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Good story. Took me back to the first time I dosed. I don't do much other than drink nowdays, but on the rare occasion - once every few years - I'll still trip. It does help to clear out the cobwebs.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:06:58 EDT (#)
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that, of course, is merely my arrogant opinion.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:06:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-10-14 09:59:22 (#)
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here is my serious comment on drugs that 'expand' the mind:
are the experiences you have real? do you really communicate telepathically, do you really perceive hidden truths, do you really gain access to other realms, do cosmic coincidences really guide you, do you really feel love, etc etc
this is a question i have been unable to answer.
one way of lessening the chances of a bad experience is to remind yourself that it is 'only a drug' and that it will wear off sooner or later, so no need to freak out, just have fun.
but does this diminish the experience?
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mind expanding chemicals, psychotropics and such, are not something that I'm overly experianced in, I've only done mushrooms the once and rather than find it enlightening, I just spent a good couple of hours curled up on my sofa drowning in a sea of terror. Never again. I did a post about it a while back.
As for the 'only a drug thing' this is very true. As I've alluded to in the post I am by nature quite susceptable to moments deep paranioa when over-indulging and because of this, I have this whole mantra type thingy worked out that I have to go through in my head if I start to feel a freak-out coming on, it deals heavily with the fact that whatever is happening to me is only temporary and is merely induced by an irregularity in the chemicals being produced by my body. I find it reassuring to think that I'm not ACTUALLY going mad. So no, this attidude does not diminish the experiance instead it's a nice little saftey blanket if things start to get too much.
please excuse the spelling.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:56:58 EDT (#)
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i've mailled you, you work shy fop.
Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:56:53 EDT (#)
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I did far to much of pretty much everything when i was younger, can't do it anymore, apart from
the booze. Everything else makes me extremly paranoid. The weird thing is that when i did use
to do anything, especially e,coke,trips and speed, everybody else never wanted to drink but I used
like it was going out of fashion. Strange, maybe thats why I only drink now.
Who knows, or cares really i suppose.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:50:19 EDT (#)
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or maybe six, anyway
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:49:57 EDT (#)
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seven you cunt, i'm sure there were at least SEVEN
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:48:46 EDT (#)
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no, both your buddies will still be there.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:47:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:44:04 (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-10-14 09:59:22 (#)
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here is my serious comment on drugs that 'expand' the mind:
are the experiences you have real? do you really communicate telepathically, do you really perceive hidden truths, do you really gain access to other realms, do cosmic coincidences really guide you, do you really feel love, etc etc
this is a question i have been unable to answer.
one way of lessening the chances of a bad experience is to remind yourself that it is 'only a drug' and that it will wear off sooner or later, so no need to freak out, just have fun.
but does this diminish the experience? """
perhaps.
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thanks for that
EMAIL ME YOU CUNT
i'm off to bed
will attemt to reinstall messenger quick smart. but will it all be blank? all my buddies (all seven of them) vanished?????
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:44:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-10-14 09:59:22 (#)
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here is my serious comment on drugs that 'expand' the mind:
are the experiences you have real? do you really communicate telepathically, do you really perceive hidden truths, do you really gain access to other realms, do cosmic coincidences really guide you, do you really feel love, etc etc
this is a question i have been unable to answer.
one way of lessening the chances of a bad experience is to remind yourself that it is 'only a drug' and that it will wear off sooner or later, so no need to freak out, just have fun.
but does this diminish the experience? """
perhaps.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:39:34 EDT (#)
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satan also bought an mp3 usb drive thing. it's been there about two weeks as well. must try to muster strength to deal with these fucking things.
i found the sleep/awake reference thank fuck, it was driving me mad: http://www.ubersite.com/m/65879
i wish someone would respond to my Serious Comment below.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:36:02 EDT (#)
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my god man.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:29:58 EDT (#)
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computer will prob crash if i attempt reinstallation
the sleek new baby is waiting in wings, but have yet to face the music of installing the wireless gizmo
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:24:53 EDT (#)
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Maxim?
Nevermind, none of my business.
Submitted by johnhutch (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:23:41 EDT (#)
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Ha! You tease! Great stuff. Will there be more? Part of me wants to know what happens, but I think a larger part of me likes
that you'd leave the reader guessing. gutsy.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:21:32 EDT (#)
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just reinstall it you buffoon.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:19:01 EDT (#)
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maxim!
excellent!
as per our agreement, i will be arriving tomorrow. prepare the pink cunts.
nope, haven't got round to reinstalling msn since the new scanner fiasco.
send me an email, and i will notify you of when to send the limo to heathrow.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:13:05 EDT (#)
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did you or did i?
i may have mentioned it previously.
by the way, great news, have only told teephphphphp so far, but remember the maxim thing?
it has come up trumps!
you on messenger?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:07:55 EDT (#)
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btw apollo old egg, did i post something on uber re. difficulty of telling if awake or asleep?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:07:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:05:19 (#)
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i believe the yellow snow thing is true, ie it was an actual method used by nordic cunts as those particular mushrooms were generally too strong to be eaten straight. apparently some rare people were capable of eating them straight, and ordinary folk would drink these chaps' piss to get the effect. and apparently tolkein was very interested in all that stuff.
it makes you wonder about reindeer though. """
these old masters had an advantage that we haven't got. Drugs and lots of them.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:06:23 EDT (#)
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i used to hate the feeling coke gave me but now I relish it.
I had a bad experience over the weekend so laying off for a couple of months.
would really like to try lsd/shrooms but never got round to it.
plus it not being 1979 it's hard to get hold of.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-10-14 10:05:19 EDT (#)
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i believe the yellow snow thing is true, ie it was an actual method used by nordic cunts as those particular mushrooms were generally too strong to be eaten straight. apparently some rare people were capable of eating them straight, and ordinary folk would drink these chaps' piss to get the effect. and apparently tolkein was very interested in all that stuff.
it makes you wonder about reindeer though.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-10-14 09:59:22 EDT (#)
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here is my serious comment on drugs that 'expand' the mind:
are the experiences you have real? do you really communicate telepathically, do you really perceive hidden truths, do you really gain access to other realms, do cosmic coincidences really guide you, do you really feel love, etc etc
this is a question i have been unable to answer.
one way of lessening the chances of a bad experience is to remind yourself that it is 'only a drug' and that it will wear off sooner or later, so no need to freak out, just have fun.
but does this diminish the experience?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 09:56:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-10-14 09:44:35 (#)
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for a really splendid drug experience, head up to viking country. then locate a herd of reindeer. observe them. when one eats a large red and white mushroom, follow it until it urinates. eat the urine sodden snow. chances are you will sit down and write a sequel to lord of the rings on the spot.
drinking the urine of psychotic psychizophrenics is also apparently effective. i tried that, but was a psychotic psychizophrenic myself at the time - it was my own urine - so difficult to gauge the effects. """"
it's not often I am speechless but jeez.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-14 09:55:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-10-14 09:44:35 (#)
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for a really splendid drug experience, head up to viking country. then locate a herd of reindeer. observe them. when one eats a large red and white mushroom, follow it until it urinates. eat the urine sodden snow. chances are you will sit down and write a sequel to lord of the rings on the spot.
drinking the urine of psychotic psychizophrenics is also apparently effective. i tried that, but was a psychotic psychizophrenic myself at the time - it was my own urine - so difficult to gauge the effects.
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That might well be the greatest review ever written.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-10-14 09:44:35 EDT (#)
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for a really splendid drug experience, head up to viking country. then locate a herd of reindeer. observe them. when one eats a large red and white mushroom, follow it until it urinates. eat the urine sodden snow. chances are you will sit down and write a sequel to lord of the rings on the spot.
drinking the urine of psychotic psychizophrenics is also apparently effective. i tried that, but was a psychotic psychizophrenic myself at the time - it was my own urine - so difficult to gauge the effects.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-10-14 09:31:15 EDT (#)
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Hey Berty ... wanna sweety ??
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 09:16:55 EDT (#)
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You people are all disgraceful druggies, no doubt intent of taking advantage of my youth and naivete.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:54:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:18:49 (#)
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oh shit the seppos are waking up.... better stop talking about drugs before they all judge us and stuff """
hahahaha.
right about speed though, pikey.
the only time I have been in jail for any length of time was 'cos of speed.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:51:23 EDT (#)
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I once had flu and took both paracetamol and lemsip on the same day.
Crazy.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:45:56 EDT (#)
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what you have to do is spend three days smoking speed out of a glass pipe whilst watching women's tennis on the telly.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:44:14 EDT (#)
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speed is just shit. I've vomitted every time I've taken the stuff.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:33:52 EDT (#)
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cocaine is not so good, but not as bad as speed
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:33:33 EDT (#)
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speed = bad
um
thats about it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:30:56 EDT (#)
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speed = bad
um
thats about it.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:29:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:23:09 (#)
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Things I remember from school.
Alcohol: makes you act like an idiot. (fair one I suppose)
Cannabis: Causes schizophrenia (sp?) and outbreaks violent psychosis (stoned violence - AHAHAHAHA!!!)
Speed: is really just rat poison
Mushrooms, LSD, Acid: sends you pemanently insane. Danger of jumping from tall buildings under the misconception that you can fly.
Ecstasy: Makes you hug people and dance a lot. danger of suicide the following day
Cocaine: Turns you into house burgler or kills you.
As for you points on moderation etc. I am in complete agreement with you.
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Haha, the warnings we got were a little more realistic. I would question everything about drugs if I heard this too.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:23:09 EDT (#)
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Now as far as the side effects of drinking they are spot on. For people who smoke weed, or drop E a lot as far as I can tell they are true too. I have seen a lot of idiots throw thier lives away, but I have seen a lot of people who can occassionally use it and be fine. I think it is a matter of moderation. Certain people can handle it better, but at the same time some drugs are a lot more addictive. Trying a few and thinking it is okay doesn't mean you are going to be fine with them all.
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Things I remember from school.
Alcohol: makes you act like an idiot. (fair one I suppose)
Cannabis: Causes schizophrenia (sp?) and outbreaks violent psychosis (stoned violence - AHAHAHAHA!!!)
Speed: is really just rat poison
Mushrooms, LSD, Acid: sends you pemanently insane. Danger of jumping from tall buildings under the misconception that you can fly.
Ecstasy: Makes you hug people and dance a lot. danger of suicide the following day
Cocaine: Turns you into house burgler or kills you.
As for you points on moderation etc. I am in complete agreement with you.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:18:49 EDT (#)
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oh shit the seppos are waking up.... better stop talking about drugs before they all judge us and stuff
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:13:48 EDT (#)
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some people use drugs like they use religion, tis just a crutch.
USE DON'T ABUSE.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:12:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:03:57 (#)
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's true though. Think about anything you've ever taken (and I guess you could include alcohol and ciggerettes in this) and then think bak to all of the bullshit you were fed about them in the pamphlets and shit they force on you in school. IT WAS ALL SO FUCKING WRONG. Nobody ever says: "well actually it's really a fucking great deal of fun, but you shouldn't take them because you might die". Not only do they miss out all of the good stuff, but when the side effects are described (at LENGTH), they're all completely exaggerrated and wrong.
I found this to be the case with every drug I've ever taken - Coke, Speed, E, Shooms, Spliff even Poppers - why should it not be the case with such substances as crack and H? I'm not about to make my mind up about something just because pressure groups who have a history of spreading mistruths told me once that they're 'bad'. I'd rather make my won mind up.
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Well I am going to get shit on for this, but here goes. I have only ever drank. No pot, no shrooms nothing. I wanted to be in the military when I was in high school(only way I could pay for college, plus cool toys), and you have to say if you have ever taken anything for the security clearance form, and I didn't want to have to lie. When I was in college I was on a scholarship where I was drug tested, at least for the first two years. All of my buddies smoked weed, a few did E and coke. I had gotten so used to them breaking my balls for not doing any of it, when I could I didn't want to (plus I already have a mild substance abuse problem from drinking). I now work in a job where I am tested so it isn't worth it.
Now as far as the side effects of drinking they are spot on. For people who smoke weed, or drop E a lot as far as I can tell they are true too. I have seen a lot of idiots throw thier lives away, but I have seen a lot of people who can occassionally use it and be fine. I think it is a matter of moderation. Certain people can handle it better, but at the same time some drugs are a lot more addictive. Trying a few and thinking it is okay doesn't mean you are going to be fine with them all.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:11:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:10:08 (#)
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that didn't come out too well did it? I guess what I'm trying to say is that if taking drugs wasn't enjoyable nobody would be doing it and this is something NOBODY ever tells you.
You never wonder slighly about what it is that could be SO good about crack that makes people go throught the various gortesqueries they do in order to fund their habit?
If the world were to end tomorrow, the first thing I'd do is score some skag and take a BIIG hit - just to see what all the fuss was about.
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it isn't all that great.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:11:05 EDT (#)
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Well written as always, I too am unable to 100% relate having only gone as far as coke, on just one occasion too.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:11:02 EDT (#)
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what what what?
last time I was involved in the purchase of illicit party favors, they were going for $20 a pop.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:10:57 EDT (#)
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No such bleedin' luck mate!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:10:08 EDT (#)
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that didn't come out too well did it? I guess what I'm trying to say is that if taking drugs wasn't enjoyable nobody would be doing it and this is something NOBODY ever tells you.
You never wonder slighly about what it is that could be SO good about crack that makes people go throught the various gortesqueries they do in order to fund their habit?
If the world were to end tomorrow, the first thing I'd do is score some skag and take a BIIG hit - just to see what all the fuss was about.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:07:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:53:11 (#)
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£2.50 that's extortionate. I can get them for a quid each but have to buy over 20, obviously. """
WELL FUCKING GET THEM THEN!
Is a go of you included in the twenty quid?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 08:03:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:54:44 (#)
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taking advice from anybody unless they themselves had taken them and even then, I knew that the only advice they could reasonably give me would be 'take it yourself and find out'
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So what are your feelings on Crack?
This is the dumbest theory on drugs I have ever heard.
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's true though. Think about anything you've ever taken (and I guess you could include alcohol and ciggerettes in this) and then think bak to all of the bullshit you were fed about them in the pamphlets and shit they force on you in school. IT WAS ALL SO FUCKING WRONG. Nobody ever says: "well actually it's really a fucking great deal of fun, but you shouldn't take them because you might die". Not only do they miss out all of the good stuff, but when the side effects are described (at LENGTH), they're all completely exaggerrated and wrong.
I found this to be the case with every drug I've ever taken - Coke, Speed, E, Shooms, Spliff even Poppers - why should it not be the case with such substances as crack and H? I'm not about to make my mind up about something just because pressure groups who have a history of spreading mistruths told me once that they're 'bad'. I'd rather make my won mind up.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:54:58 EDT (#)
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it's okay though Apollo, everybody knows drug dealers aren't real people, they're all crack-heads, pimps or mafia businessmen apparantly.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:54:44 EDT (#)
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taking advice from anybody unless they themselves had taken them and even then, I knew that the only advice they could reasonably give me would be 'take it yourself and find out'
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So what are your feelings on Crack?
This is the dumbest theory on drugs I have ever heard.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:53:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:53:11 EDT (#)
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£2.50 that's extortionate. I can get them for a quid each but have to buy over 20, obviously.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:49:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:24:49 (#)
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The guy I used to buy coke off recently committed suicide. Says a lot really. """
should have paid him then.
DRUG DEALER MURDERER.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:49:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:22:01 (#)
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The little fellas are as easy to get a hold of as coke around this way. You have to buy them in bulk though because the dealers don't want to be doing business unless notes are involved. ""
yeah well you're not gonna give him £2.50 are you?
I'll buy 20.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:36:22 EDT (#)
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Remember that time at boys brigade when I pretended to be male, because i've always wanted a penis of my very own and a reason to explain the excess facial hair and distinctive body odour. And we were playing chinese whisper when we should've been constructing a tree house from a small box of matches...and I whispered my email addy in your ear and then you strted to cry because you were hoping to have ze buttseks with me??? Remember???
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:29:17 EDT (#)
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not sure how Id have your email Soley..
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:24:49 EDT (#)
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The guy I used to buy coke off recently committed suicide. Says a lot really.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:24:29 EDT (#)
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Did you add me to your mail contacts a while ago?
I don't get messed up, I get fucked up.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:22:35 EDT (#)
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yes Soley - you wanna get messed up with me ?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:22:01 EDT (#)
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The little fellas are as easy to get a hold of as coke around this way. You have to buy them in bulk though because the dealers don't want to be doing business unless notes are involved.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:20:00 EDT (#)
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I'm beginning to wonder if I'm perhaps a little too clean cut.
No cigarettes. No drugs.
Only vodka. Large quantities of vodka.
Argh! I need to get a life.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:19:26 EDT (#)
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no his name is Archibald.
Or cockface for short.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:18:30 EDT (#)
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Oi hairycoont, is your name Steve?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:18:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:10:17 (#)
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Are you all talking in code? None of this makes any sense. ""
poor berty, raised in a convent.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:17:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:13:29 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:46:40 (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:44:55 (#)
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anyone fancy getting messed up this evening ? ""
yeah, meet you in the hogs head at six? you bring the little fellas, i'll bring the coke.
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think it will be double coke....
I have no idea how the kids get em these days.
liverpools a long way, otherwise I probably would """
i can get 'em but I have to ask around about a week before I want 'em whereas coke is as easy as a text message.
ho hum.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:15:32 EDT (#)
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That's not true apollo, it's not full blown AIDS yet. Cunt.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:14:22 EDT (#)
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shit I gave a zero to a Brit. Im going to be outcasted...
wait..
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:13:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:46:40 (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:44:55 (#)
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anyone fancy getting messed up this evening ? ""
yeah, meet you in the hogs head at six? you bring the little fellas, i'll bring the coke.
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think it will be double coke....
I have no idea how the kids get em these days.
liverpools a long way, otherwise I probably would
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:10:17 EDT (#)
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Are you all talking in code? None of this makes any sense.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 07:09:40 EDT (#)
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SOLEY HAS GOT TEH GHEY AIDS,
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:54:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:52:07 (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:40:33 (#)
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I THINK WE ARE GOING TO HAVE AN UBERCON STONE SESSION.
I can imagine it now, fabit, Berty, Spam, Apollo, Soley sat in a circle, staring at each other then all of a sudden..............HUGS!!
w00t!
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Unless one of you got wide, evil eye, then I'd probably smash you all in the face and cut shapes out of your scalps...it's happened before.
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I just get shaky eyes like every other poor bastard. God bless the callouses inside my cheeks!!
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:52:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:46:40 (#)
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.............. i'll bring the coke.
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Best get diet. Don't want to rot your teeth now little Jamie.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:52:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:40:33 (#)
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I THINK WE ARE GOING TO HAVE AN UBERCON STONE SESSION.
I can imagine it now, fabit, Berty, Spam, Apollo, Soley sat in a circle, staring at each other then all of a sudden..............HUGS!!
w00t!
______________________
Unless one of you got wide, evil eye, then I'd probably smash you all in the face and cut shapes out of your scalps...it's happened before.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:46:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:44:55 (#)
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anyone fancy getting messed up this evening ? ""
yeah, meet you in the hogs head at six? you bring the little fellas, i'll bring the coke.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:45:43 EDT (#)
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SHANDY IS???
OH YES AND I AM JUST A MONKEY I SUPPOSE.
HERE'S ME SLAVING AWAY OVER THE PROMISDED TWENTY PAGES.
Did you read all the comments? They are updates.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:44:58 EDT (#)
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I can imagine it now, fabit, Berty, Spam, Apollo, Soley sat in a circle, staring at each other then all of a sudden..............HUGS!!
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That evening will no doubt end in soiled clothing and awkwardness that we will never be able to live down.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:44:55 EDT (#)
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anyone fancy getting messed up this evening ?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:43:18 EDT (#)
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Thank you Apollo, these are very interesting concepts. Our own world painted with a bigger brush.
Shandy is indeed a shambolic genius.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:40:33 EDT (#)
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I THINK WE ARE GOING TO HAVE AN UBERCON STONE SESSION.
I can imagine it now, fabit, Berty, Spam, Apollo, Soley sat in a circle, staring at each other then all of a sudden..............HUGS!!
w00t!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:35:43 EDT (#)
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can't find that post.
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:31:25 EDT (#)
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MDMA = Love.. It equals utter understanding, teeth grinding, eye contact, furious nodding while sweating love.
Mdma makes you realize how much you need your friends
Happy days
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:13:42 EDT (#)
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This was very well written, looking forward to part 2.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:11:00 EDT (#)
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this post has solved my Friday evening crisis
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:06:52 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/59470 and a tribute linkwhore....obviously.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:05:32 EDT (#)
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it's like anything bong, moderation.
i went through a phase of smoking weed every day, not good for you, same as if you drink every day.
when you happen to do both like me you are screwed.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:05:30 EDT (#)
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This is excellent and deserves a plus 4.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-10-14 06:03:16 EDT (#)
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I *heart* blue dolphins. Thats the only kind I take any more. I tried these ones the had the Notre Dame mascot on it and I thought my head was going to explode.
I only drop maybe once a month now, I know too many people that are e-tarded and it kind of freaks me out.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:50:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:45:30 (#)
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No, I will read them now.
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Don't do it Berty, just when you get immersed in the story, it stops halfway through, never to be finished because Apollo and Shandy are lazy cunts.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:45:30 EDT (#)
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No, I will read them now.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:43:38 EDT (#)
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are you really that sheltered?
Or do you mean only people whom are addicted to hard drugs?
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I don't really understand the question, I was referring the only people I've met who did heroin and stuff. A girl named Cat whom I used to work with in Leamington when I was younger and a couple of her mates. A few of the homeless as well.
I never really knew them though, I guess that means I'm sheltered.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:41:31 EDT (#)
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hey berty.
ever read these?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27775
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:39:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:35:36 (#)
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People only usually do hard drugs because they don't want to live but they don't want to kill themselves, maybe because of pride or maybe because they hope that it's going to be ok, that someone will save them.
Then again the only people I ever knew who did hard drugs where angsty teenagers, so what do I know? """
are you really that sheltered?
Or do you mean only people whom are addicted to hard drugs?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:36:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:33:19 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:24:36 (#)
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I'm too conservative for serious drug usage.
Hell, I'm too conservative for this living malarkey. """
way to ruin the streak.
spaz.
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Sorry Spam, I'll mail you a finger.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:35:36 EDT (#)
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People only usually do hard drugs because they don't want to live but they don't want to kill themselves, maybe because of pride or maybe because they hope that it's going to be ok, that someone will save them.
Then again the only people I ever knew who did hard drugs where angsty teenagers, so what do I know?
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:34:06 EDT (#)
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Thanks to you, I gotta take the pills I bought at the Dave Matthew's concert tomorrow. Thank you! I mean that sincerely...
Wanna read more about drugs????
Read it all here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77032
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76895
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76629
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76460
I love everyone!!!
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:33:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:33:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:24:36 (#)
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I'm too conservative for serious drug usage.
Hell, I'm too conservative for this living malarkey. """
way to ruin the streak.
spaz.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:32:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:10:00 (#)
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Thanks guys.
I'd have to agree with you about speed, Dave.
Anyone tried opium? """
no but have always wanted to.
Can you get any?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:30:03 EDT (#)
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I just cant deal with people on meth. I thinks its the manner in which they pop their jaw around that for some reason has never been made a capital offense. But drugs arent so bad. Everyone has a poison whether it be religion, family, NASCAR, drinking, or womanizing. Addictions are never given up..just traded in for others.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:24:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:24:36 EDT (#)
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I'm too conservative for serious drug usage.
Hell, I'm too conservative for this living malarkey.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:19:39 EDT (#)
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Berty, I knew you were a fucking tweaker. And I bet its not even the good ice but the bathtub crank that looks somehow related to rancid peanut butter. You people frighten me. But seriously, I have a recipe for a Vicodin casserole that will knock your socks off.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:16:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:07:52 (#)
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Marlboro lights, Berty? No, reds.
I think I've smoked a total of two spliffs in the last 3 years. They make me fall asleep.
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Good man, always smoke the brands that say cancer gaurenteed.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:11:57 EDT (#)
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Speed is the dirtiest most impure drug you could ever do, trust me on this, avoid it like the plague.
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Better than coffee. Seriously, I've been cream crackered since monday. I need a little something to get me through the week and I'm telling you man, coffee isn't doing shit for me. I just need to get my edge back, I can't focus on anything, I've lost my edge. Just need to be a little bit more alert, you know? A little bit more there.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:10:00 EDT (#)
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Thanks guys.
I'd have to agree with you about speed, Dave.
Anyone tried opium?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:07:52 EDT (#)
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Marlboro lights, Berty? No, reds.
I think I've smoked a total of two spliffs in the last 3 years. They make me fall asleep.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:07:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 04:30:03 (#)
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The only drugs I've ever done are booze, weed and speed. I've only ever done speed the one time, more's the pity.
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Speed is the dirtiest most impure drug you could ever do, trust me on this, avoid it like the plague.
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Morning Dee.
-Dave
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 05:05:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-14 04:58:20 (#)
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I SAID GOOD MORNIN' YOU SONSOVABITCH!!!
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<in childs voice>
Good morning Mrs. Dee.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-14 04:58:20 EDT (#)
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I SAID GOOD MORNIN' YOU SONSOVABITCH!!!
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-10-14 04:49:35 EDT (#)
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I am not a fan of the ecstacy, (not that I could take it if I wanted).
My first time was somewhat intense and enjoyable, but I don't like the feeling of not being able to control the buzz.
-Dave
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 04:36:02 EDT (#)
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Derval, you smoke lights don't you?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-14 04:30:03 EDT (#)
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The only drugs I've ever done are booze, weed and speed. I've only ever done speed the one time, more's the pity.
A couple of mates of mine who went to Durham university where big fans of pilling. One of them ended up rather fucked up by it, though in all fairness that was just symptomatic of the poor boy's plight.
I feel really depressed now, I don't have Ben's number to give him a call and tell him everythings going to be alright.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 04:22:46 EDT (#)
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more like a joint and a vodka soaked tampon inserted rectally.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-14 04:19:59 EDT (#)
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Oh no, I can't relate.
I'm an outcast!
Guinness and Marlboro have pretty much the same effect though, right?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 04:19:18 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't even know where to begin to find a dealer.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-10-14 04:13:30 EDT (#)
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I used to beast between 10 and 16 little fellas back in the day(10 or so yrs ago)over the course of a weekend... fucking madness.
You'll pay pennies for them nowadays because that's all they're worth.
Oh, and "Good Morning" one and all.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 04:12:49 EDT (#)
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very true radly.
in fact i once wrote a post while under the influence of E.
<digs it out>
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 04:09:20 EDT (#)
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my first time I did two because we thought the first wasn't working.
it then all hit us at once.
and the only thing I have to say is that there are no homophobes in a room full of guys hopped up on X.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 03:57:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 03:49:36 (#)
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I figured that when I attempted a message and your compy 386 replied "Jim is out tasting beer right now, won't be his normal brash self till 'morrow. Cheerio!" ""
386??
I dream of a 386, i've got one of those windy-upy laptops they give to kids in sudan.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 03:56:17 EDT (#)
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i did 2.5 my first time as well.
once i did 7, that was too much.
I wasn;t able to tell if I was awake or asleep.
That was not good.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-14 03:54:10 EDT (#)
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I did 2 and a half on my first time. I did one - was two pussy to do a 2nd so had a half with my mate, then as soon as that kicked in i jumped on the third like lassie plucking a frisbee out of the air.
I thought mine wasn't working until i desperately needed a shit. I went to the toilet - squeezed out the tiniest pebble and by the time i'd wiped and washed i was in space. it was fucking awesome man!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 03:49:36 EDT (#)
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I figured that when I attempted a message and your compy 386 replied "Jim is out tasting beer right now, won't be his normal brash self till 'morrow. Cheerio!"
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 03:41:28 EDT (#)
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9pm my time?
Was in the pub old bean.
Soz.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 03:26:00 EDT (#)
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about 9pm your time.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 03:17:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 03:09:01 (#)
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I WAS ON MSN JIMBO AND YOU DIDNT MESSAGE ME YOU SCOUSER CUNT """
WHEN???
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-10-14 03:13:15 EDT (#)
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Fuck that methamphetamine shit, you're making the chinese gangsters rich buying that shit.
Whatever happened to good old LSD???
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 03:09:01 EDT (#)
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I WAS ON MSN JIMBO AND YOU DIDNT MESSAGE ME YOU SCOUSER CUNT
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-14 03:06:14 EDT (#)
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ecstacy rules.
i do coke most weekends only 'cos getting pills is a ball ache.
no money in 'em for dealers anymore.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-10-14 02:56:37 EDT (#)
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Posts like this make me want to do two things: 1. decend into a hedonisticly self-destructive weekend in the name of nostalgia and 2. lecture you on the price you're going to end up paying
I'm going to try not to do either.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-10-14 02:44:14 EDT (#)
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I do like your writing style. When i was a lad we had acid called purple pyramids, whoa baby.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 02:36:06 EDT (#)
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Xtasy was my favorite, by far.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 02:35:50 EDT (#)
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thats what annoys me.
by the time this stuff is all legal, I'll be dead.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 02:35:11 EDT (#)
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all i have to do is figure out a way to lie on a polygraph, still pass that, and pass a drug test, and still teach drug awareness to people, hold them accountable for it, do all this with a straight face, and not feel like a hypocrite about it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 02:33:47 EDT (#)
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<sarcasm>
thats really funny.
</sarcasm>
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 02:32:48 EDT (#)
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cell them to your'clients' insted.
'Cell' har har.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 02:29:58 EDT (#)
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Sleep now.
wake up earlier.
drink earlier.
I WANNA DO DRUGS BUT I CANNOT AND IT ANNOYS ME.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 02:22:58 EDT (#)
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hmmm... It's 07:25 and my insomnia is starting to wear off. Do I go bed now or watch Big Touble in Lttle China first?
What an exciting life I lead.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 02:21:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 02:14:45 (#)
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you could have told us the part where you and your friend started rubbing each other.
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Part II Radly, Part II.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 02:14:45 EDT (#)
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you could have told us the part where you and your friend started rubbing each other.
Submitted by Damez (user info) at 2005-10-14 02:07:49 EDT (#)
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Nothing beats the first time. It doesnt matter how many you take after that, it will never be quite as good as the first time. Great writing. You've made me feel like getting dialled tonite.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-10-14 01:41:40 EDT (#)
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Nice. Brought back some flashbacks, I love how descriptive your writing is.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-14 01:29:16 EDT (#)
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Something that's been on my hardrive for fucking ages that I thought was too long and too dull to post but now I don't really care. I'll probably split it down to about 3 or 4 parts.