Get Out Of The Military, Jimi Hendrix Style (SPT) (1071 hits)
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Submitted by RydinJ Deployed To Iraq (View user info) at 2005-10-13 20:59:49 EDT
Being in the military sucks, and I am always trying to find a way that wont cost my jail time or alot of money to get out.. on my quest I came across Jimi Hendrix's military records and discharge paper, funny shit right here.. Not sure if anyones done this but I am anyway.....
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James Mattox, for example, recalled an April 1961 incident in which he, Hendrix, and four other soldiers were assigned to wash a ceiling. When Hendrix, who occasionally napped during the cleaning assignment, disappeared at one point, Mattox went looking for him. He quickly found Hendrix in the latrine, where he was "sitting in the last commode. I thought he was sitting there sleeping so I stood on the stool in the commode next to his and...there sat Hendrix masturbating himself.
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Credit to The Smoking Gun
Full story @ http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0803051jimi1.html
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Stupid Picture to Match the day!
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-10-16 23:32:38 EDT (#)
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Reasons why I don't like you:
1. BG sucks.
2. The Army sucks.
Go Rockets and Go Navy.
Submitted by RydinJ (user info) at 2005-10-16 16:23:35 EDT (#)
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i will do my time, just sometimes interesting to see what ifs, i signed up and i will finish my contract, who knows with rank i might like it more, just i got shitted on being the newest lowest ranking joining a unit less than a month to a year long deployment.
luckily i got a good team and my NCO takes care of me...
and its most likely my end of deployment mindset causing me to be bored and lazy with it, my army experience is this...
Basic
AIT
1 Year Iraq
so really have not got to do alot to see the whole spectrum
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-16 00:39:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RydinJ (user info) at 2005-10-13 22:13:08 (#)
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i dont think i could make it in the marines..
******
Well...at least you're honest, and that has value in and of itself.
Just do what jack11058 said.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-10-14 14:01:57 EDT (#)
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suck it up, buttercup. do your time and shut the fuck up.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-10-13 22:33:48 EDT (#)
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I've heard about more than one guy who got bounced by showing up at physicals where a whole group of guys is dropping trou with a raging hard-on.
Then again... maybe it wasn't an act and they all moved here to San Francisco.
Submitted by RydinJ (user info) at 2005-10-13 22:13:08 EDT (#)
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shit i aint no jarhead... lol honestly i dont think i could make it in the marines..
shit i wish it was as easy as claiming that I FELT i was unfit, that would be awsome... shit they dont care about health issues anymore.. my boss has a messed up knee, back and shouldar and a third nut,.. haha but seriously he does have a third nut.. and hes still here.. its fucked up
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-10-13 22:09:29 EDT (#)
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I saw that fucker when i was in NYC last year, fucking hilarious.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-13 21:56:41 EDT (#)
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my uncle sucessfully claimed that he was mentally unfit for combat.
they put him on some repair ship.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-13 21:56:40 EDT (#)
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*jarhead* I never said I could type, , ,
Submitted by RydinJ (user info) at 2005-10-13 21:56:08 EDT (#)
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that MIGHT get u out, but it would get you with.. Failure To Adapt, or Unfit for Service.. and that isnt worth it.. im gonna do what i signed up for, but its fun to see how people got out...
Someone whos on this board, i wont say who.. has done the whole show up daily plastered, and wearing a mixture of uniforms and civy clothes, and hes still in.. sooo its too hard to get out now....
my roomate before we got deployed got out by going to the commander and screaming how he hated the army and this and that, and that worked for him.. but i think he really was retarded or something
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-13 21:41:27 EDT (#)
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Back in my Vietnam days a few guys started stupid shit to get
out, but mostly they wound up in the brig. Back then, if you
were a Jardead, you stuck it out. Or you died in combat.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-10-13 21:40:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RydinJ (user info) at 2005-10-13 21:36:37 (#)
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well even if thats true, saying your gay doesnt work anymore.. u actually have to get caught in an act of gheyness, and THEN they make sure it wasnt a ploy to get out
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No, I don't mean acting ghey as in 'don't ask, don't tell', just acting crazy/unfit for service in an unthreatening way that may or may not entertain people while you're at it..like the cowboy!
Submitted by RydinJ (user info) at 2005-10-13 21:36:37 EDT (#)
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well even if thats true, saying your gay doesnt work anymore.. u actually have to get caught in an act of gheyness, and THEN they make sure it wasnt a ploy to get out
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-10-13 21:36:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RydinJ (user info) at 2005-10-13 21:26:33 (#)
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ya, he sure is a crazy fuck, but shit he makes alot of money, known worldwide now.. and has fun with his job, and why the fuck not.. if i could i would do the same thing
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Oh, I agree, & he is always smiling like he's having a blast. I was almost forced into a grabass photo with him too, being that I was the only female in the bunch. You might be onto something there- you know, like Klinger on M*A*S*H. Put on a cowboy hat, strut around in your tighty-whiteys, & hope for an honorable discharge.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-13 21:35:02 EDT (#)
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Hendrix actually got out by claiming he was gay. . .read his bio.
Submitted by RydinJ (user info) at 2005-10-13 21:26:33 EDT (#)
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ya, he sure is a crazy fuck, but shit he makes alot of money, known worldwide now.. and has fun with his job, and why the fuck not.. if i could i would do the same thing
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-10-13 21:19:19 EDT (#)
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I know the military is serious business, but reading crazy schemes to get out of stuff makes me laugh. TSG has other celebrity military hijinks too.
Also crazy is that Naked Cowboy. I was in Manhattan in a blizzard last year, and that guy was out there without so much as a shiver.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-13 21:01:45 EDT (#)
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That cowboy chick is hot.