Wake Me Up When Ramadan Ends (831 hits)
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Submitted by RydinJ Deployed To Iraq (View user info) at 2005-10-11 01:41:36 EDT
Well Uber I am finishing up the last few weeks of a long deployment to Iraq, and I cannot express how bad I want to get back to Germany and forget all of the things I have seen over here.
All and all I have learned alot this year, and I feel I will leave a better man and a better soldier.
And just because CNN makes everything seem good over here, doesn't always mean it is.
Here Is a little reminder of what I wake up and see everyday.
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Submitted by RydinJ (user info) at 2005-10-11 18:03:43 EDT (#)
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haha what mud are u talking about...
i swear i didnt leave muddy footprints when i left ur bedroom.. and if i did, ur wife was gonna clean them up...
damn her
lol
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-11 17:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-11 03:36:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
muderer
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Yeah, you muderer - you go around everywhere, putting mud on everything - what is wrong with you????
Submitted by RydinJ (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:20:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-11 03:36:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
muderer
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How the fuck are you going to call me a muderer? Do you even kno what I do over here, do you kno who the fuck I am, ARE YOU HERE, no what do you kno? You know that you can sit your ass behind your computer and be a dick to whoever you want, well why don't you be a real man and do something with your ass instead of hand out -2's like your gonna be a bigger man from it? Fuckin queer...
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Also.. the army is full of whores. We don't need to hire special ones.
And my e-mail????? If thats what your asking is as follows....
john.steenge(at)us.army.mil
Submitted by Salvation_Jane (user info) at 2005-10-11 14:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thank you
are you willing to share your email address?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-11 09:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've long been of the opinion that we need whores in the army. Only for the occupation forces of course, the men and women who have to stay focused and alert whilst under enemy fire cannot be daydreaming and sucking on a post coital fag.
Still, whores could be enlisted to service the service men and thus cut down on all those fatal accidents the troops have whilst their cleaning their weapons. Troops could work towards their next engagement with extra time spent working or acts of valour and excellence.
The officers could have special whores skilled in pouring champagne, poise, grace and fellatio. The soldiers could have specialist whores who can do triple anal. Hell, I'd join up just to see that. Not join in though, I don't want to be wedged in between some sweaty squaddie and a used, bloodied, dildo.
Anyway, call your local senator/Lib Dem MP and lets see if we can't force this one through.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-10-11 09:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so what?
no u-turns...
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-11 08:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's wierd. They should put up % of seatbelt use to make it seem more homey.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-11 03:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
boooo no reaction booooo.
wanted a fight.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-11 03:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
muderer
Submitted by RydinJ (user info) at 2005-10-11 02:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
o i will enjoy zee land... we will be back in time for christmas and new years... and i dont think anyone can compete with a german club new years party.. hehehe 20 euro all u can drink alllll day before and alll day after.. talk about trashed
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-11 02:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey can't be that bad... it's been 31 days since last negligent discharge!!!! You know, that means we didn't accidently kill any of those bastards!
I can deal with some fire and death as long as I don't kill the opponent accidently.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-11 01:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done.
Well earned.
Thank you.
Enjoy zee land uff zee Germans.
Submitted by RydinJ (user info) at 2005-10-11 01:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That sign is going to haunt me as I sleep for most of my life, its fucking creapy how they just walk out there and update it and walk away, like nothing happened, and when theres a death and it goes back to 0 (everyother day) its like there just another number getting flipped on a counter....
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-11 01:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck dude. You're a good man, I hope your countrymen remember you for more than the 5 years that vets usually get.