How Fucking Gay Is Ramadan (1167 hits)
Category: Politics -> IraqRating: -0.15 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by RydinJ Deployed To Iraq (View user info) at 2005-09-24 23:32:02 EDT
Fucking we got our standard awareness memos the other day. And the highlight of this one was the upcomming holiday of Ramadan.
So maybe my beef isnt exactly with Ramadan, but the fact that we are supposed to show the fucking people respect that do follow it, by not eating around them ect ect.. well normally the holiday wouldnt register on my radar, BUT... being in Iraq makes that quite hard to do.
Also these bastards get to run around and shoot off celebratory GunShots and other projectiles. Now to me this is fucking senseles, lets let them run around with guns freely and not do anything and HOPE they dont point those weapons at us and shoot us.. fucking gay!!
Sorry for my rant but here is some fucking info on fasting for all you uber happy religious FUCKS
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Fasting
Muslims practice sawm, or fasting, for the entire month of Ramadan. This means that they may eat or drink nothing, including water, while the sun shines. Fasting is one of the Five Pillars (duties) of Islam. As with other Islamic duties, all able Muslims take part in sawm from about age twelve.
During Ramadan in the Muslim world, most restaurants are closed during the daylight hours. Families get up early for suhoor, a meal eaten before the sun rises. After the sun sets, the fast is broken with a meal known as iftar. Iftar usually begins with dates and sweet drinks that provide a quick energy boost.
Fasting serves many purposes. While they are hungry and thirsty, Muslims are reminded of the suffering of the poor. Fasting is also an opportunity to practice self-control and to cleanse the body and mind. And in this most sacred month, fasting helps Muslims feel the peace that comes from spiritual devotion as well as kinship with fellow believers.
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And for reading my stupid nothought post....
Me in my halloween costume!
User Reviews
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-10-02 20:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Love thy neighbour. Especially when thy neighbour can make fantastic pakora.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-02 19:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
where are yer bullets?
Submitted by melchizedek (user info) at 2005-10-02 19:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
arabs are genetic bisexuals, have they proposed to you for gay sex?
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-09-26 17:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
W O W ! W H A T A H U G E F U C K I N G P I C T U R E ! S O H O W C O M E Y O U R P E N I S S T I L L L O O K S S O small I N I T ?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:49:05 EDT (#)
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well, perhaps they'll be too weak with hunger to build more IEDs for a little while...
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-09-26 04:09:48 EDT (#)
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HadToBeDone = another person who would piss his pants if he ever had to leave the country, I guess.
He is crying about christianity the same way you made this post ignoring the fact that: In the USA, you aren't put in jail for not putting up an X-Mas tree, a nativity scene in the yard, etc. And the population could care less if you practice it or not.
In muslim countries, you are forced to live as they do (with one noteworthy exception: Turkey). In many of these countries there are religious police that go around and crack down on all behavior that is against "muslim law".
I find it hilarious how the fucking liberal crybabies always are quick to defend Islam but ignore the fact that they are a million times worse than christians or jews when it comes to forcing their religious views on others.
At least HTBD could have mentioned that you are in their country and have to follow their rules, which is reasonable...even if their rules are fuckin' wack. That is a much better arguement than crying about christianity and Xmas. Christmas has evolved out of a religious holiday into a mainstream celebration, HTBD. You're a fucking embarrassment to the United States.
Who do you think likes Christmas more? The retailers or the church? This is common sense shit, and what do you think drives the economy more? Religion or business? And which one will the government support more? Common sense.
Even in Communist China they are trying to build up Christmas as a holiday because they see the rewards in such behavior economically.
Ugh... you sound as bad as christian fundamentalists, HTBD. They are the ones with your attitude more than anti-christians (which you are one).
Submitted by caitlinR (user info) at 2005-09-26 01:52:48 EDT (#)
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FUCK RAMADAN... all the buisness are closed the whole day, and fuck all gets done, and you get arrested if it even looks like ur eating in public.... but props to the iftar buffets
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-26 01:50:28 EDT (#)
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Fuck dude--you're everything that's completley wrong with the usa. That aside, I do hope you make it out alive, you're nothing but live pawns in a political game--and that truly sucks.
BTW, I'm going to forward this on to some people I know, I'm sure they'd love to meet you.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-09-26 01:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhhh memories.....
And fuck haji. I suggest you eat all you want in front of em, just to piss em off....the little fucks.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-25 10:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How Fucking Gay Is Christmas
Other religions actually try to further their religious experiences by sacrificing creature comforts occasionally. We just stock up on everything our little hearts desire while believing that an ugly chick who couldn't get laid gave birth to some god-like child. How fucking gay is that?
Giving gifts on christmas is supposed to hearken back to the wise men delivering gifts to the baby Jesus. While they did give him gold, they also gave him perfume. So Jesus was obviously gay. You can't get much more gay than celebrating the virgin birth of God's gay son. Besides, I don't recall reading about XBoxes and Playstations in the Bible.
I mean, how fucking gay is that?
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-25 06:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Racist
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-25 03:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SCROLLFUCK!!!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-09-25 03:13:17 EDT (#)
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Picture soooooo big....sucking me in....oh noes!! black hole!!...help....falling...falling...body stretching...waise now one micron.... ZAP!
~pen_name is roxorz no longer~
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-09-25 02:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ignore the whiney liberal fuckers...They'd cry like Private Pyle the first week they enlisted in the army. The comments below about your shirt were funny though... Someone knows that you are wrong, showing that at least a few people here pay attention to detail.
I also would be concerned about the bullshit "respect" you have to show these Iraqi fuckers, even if it is their own country. Why? Because these muslims do not show respect in return: They stockpile weapons in mosques, use innocent women and children as human shields, and would use even the most holy days of their faith to launch attacks in Allah's name on you.
These liberal cowards do not understand the stories when Iraqis wave a white flag, then turn open a machine gun on approaching soldiers. But then, when an Iraqi is blown away they want to hold war crime tribunals for that soldier.
All you liberal cowards, how about this: JOIN THE ARMY so you can talk your bullshit.
Ignore those air force people...some are good, but many are flat out pussies. Navy has less pussies than the airforce, and obviously the marines have the least.
I'd like to see one of these liberal shitbags spout off somewhere outside Camp Pendleton.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-25 02:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You can't be sacrilegious! So like I said before, load that weapon and fire clip after clip
into the air without regard to anyone's safety on the ground.
O, i forgot......ALLAH ACKBAR!!!!!....welcome to the 13th century!
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2005-09-25 02:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Figure it out.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-09-25 01:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
*gasp* You're expected to show respect for people's holidays and religious observances in THEIR country?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-25 01:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yellow d (Damn, how perfect is that name)...o well, to the point;
why don't you direct your comments to someone who actually determines policy?
or country of deployment, for that matter?
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-09-25 01:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You were intelligent enough to enroll in the army, you're intelligent enough believe what you're
told, your intelligence certainly can't be wrong, right?
I mean, fuck. You're a fucking American!
Tell me, what do you think of Hitler or Mussolini or Suharto?
Don't like them very much do you? You certainly agree with them though. Why, your very own leader
has taken quite a few pointers from them himself!
Yes, you are intelligent.
Intelligently Ignorant.
Oh, how fucking "gay" is christmas?
Submitted by Orla (user info) at 2005-09-25 01:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you wearing a skirt?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-25 00:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
son, put a mag in that weapon and flip that switch for some R and R
Submitted by RydinJ (user info) at 2005-09-25 00:49:26 EDT (#)
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because u cant have loaded magazine within gate limits unless at certain alert status...
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-25 00:40:12 EDT (#)
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WHY DONT YOU HAVE A MAGAZINE IN THAT FUCKER?
SOME BITCH COULD HAVE SHOT YOU COLD!
Submitted by RydinJ (user info) at 2005-09-25 00:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whats there to be unassed about my weapon?
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2005-09-25 00:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
how gay is having to scroll from left to right back to left back to right back to left back to right back to...just to read a post? maybe someday, i'll get around to it..till then...
Submitted by ChronicMasturbator (user info) at 2005-09-25 00:10:44 EDT (#)
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Well, you guys are pretty much the occupiers. There is a reason that you guys have these self-awareness meetings. You see, if they see a couple of American soldiers drinking and partying while they are observing their religious thing, they will get upset. Let me remind you something, YOU are on their soil.
It's a matter of respect. It's about gaining friendships there. If they see soldiers eating and drinking, it will piss off more Iraqi's than needed.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-24 23:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-09-24 23:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 worthy because i dont care much about picture size, but other people are dicks so watch out
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-24 23:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you need to square that weapon away soldier...unass that shit.
Submitted by chemokenny (user info) at 2005-09-24 23:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tuck in your shirt soldier!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-24 23:36:53 EDT (#)
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resize the jpeg chief.