Bandwagon Time once again: My Drawer (765 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: -0.12 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Littledan (View user info) at 2005-09-13 13:49:42 EDT
Well Folks, it's Bandwagon time once again! Since nobody cares what's in my drawer, I'm going to post a picture of it and tell you what I have!
1. Livestrong Bracelet: It's still in the package because my wrists are too large for that goddamn bracelet. I paid 3 dollars for that fucking thing, and it wont fit.
2. TI-83 + Calculator: Just because I am a nerd, I can justify spending 150 dollars on a calculator. Or, I could just go back to my high school 2 years later, and steal it.
3. Knife: No explanation, other then to shank people when they're ahead of me in the grocery store, arguing about bananas being 18 cents a pound too much.
4. Small bag of weed: For Tuesday night movie. This week they're showing Red-Eye.
5. Pipe: To consume aforementioned weed.
6. Post it Notes: For leaving annoying notes to myself like "Shave left thigh" (+2 for first person to know what that's from)
7. Scissors: To stab myself in the eye after I get -2'd to death on this post.
8. Mechanical Pencil Leads: They were on sale for a 1.47, I couldn't resist.
9. Sharpie: For drawing on people's faces when they're passed out.
10. Mechanical Pencils: Because I can't be trusted with pens.
Feel Free to -2 me now. I thought I could make this post funny, or at least witty, but I've horribly failed.
User Reviews
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-09 18:47:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Momento was the best movie shown backwards ever.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-13 18:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dates fot Ubercon Greenville, SC '05-'06 are up!!
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2005-09-13 18:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-13 15:29:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-13 14:04:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-13 13:51:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone that buys those goddamn Livestrong bracelets is a fucking child molestor in my books.
And in God's.
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i bet you pop your collar
fag
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true true
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yup
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-13 15:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-13 14:04:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-13 13:51:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone that buys those goddamn Livestrong bracelets is a fucking child molestor in my books.
And in God's.
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i bet you pop your collar
fag
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true true
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-13 14:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-13 13:51:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone that buys those goddamn Livestrong bracelets is a fucking child molestor in my books.
And in God's.
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i bet you pop your collar
fag
Submitted by ChannelDunlap (user info) at 2005-09-13 14:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Memento. Good luck, buddy.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-09-13 14:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shave left thigh...Memento?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-13 13:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone that buys those goddamn Livestrong bracelets is a fucking child molestor in my books.
And in God's.