"The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy (3061 hits)
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Submitted by Andrew <downerSTAIN.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-09-06 21:40:52 EDT
"The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy
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In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,
fuzzy, woolly toes,
he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all
Now hobbits are a peace-lovin' folks you know
They don't like to hurry and they take things slow
They don't like to travel away from home
They just want to eat and be left alone
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
on a big adventure to the caves below,
to help some dwarves get back their gold
that was stolen by a dragon in the days of old.
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all
Well he fought with the goblins!
He battled a troll!
He riddled with Gollum!
A magic ring he stole!
He was chased by wolves!
Lost in the forest!
Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls!
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all
Now he's back in his hole in the land of the Shire,
that brave little hobbit whom we all admire,
just a-sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold
a-puffin' on his pipe in his hobbit-hole.
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all
I know I've probably got a -2NAMI heading my way for this, and I probably deserve it, but I just had to share this wonderful part of the 60's with you guys. -2 me all you want, just listen to the song.
I put 2 links in case the first one reaches the download limit.
User Reviews
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-09-08 22:33:48 EDT (#)
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How in the bloody hell is this still on Most Heated? It must be a really slow week on Uber. You think there'd be more to argue about, what with Katrina, and it being Bush's fault and all.
Also, it shouldn't be on B@W, seeing as the Yousendit links expire after 7 days or 25 (I think) downloads.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-09-08 19:06:07 EDT (#)
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jesus fucking christ SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Bart Bart isn't important enough to fucking review that many times in a row!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
YOU HAVE RUINED THIS POST! IT MAY VERY WELL HAVE GOTTEN B@W IF NOT FOR YOUR STUPID FUCKING ASS!
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-09-08 18:54:48 EDT (#)
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Well, this has been a long time coming. Thanks for finally filling this gaping hole in pop culture.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:23:47 EDT (#)
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Leonard Nimoy got me pregnant. And I'm a man.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-09-07 23:47:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2005-09-07 23:39:00 (#)
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What can't Leonard Nimoy do?
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Nothing. He truly is a God among men.
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2005-09-07 23:39:00 EDT (#)
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What can't Leonard Nimoy do?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-07 19:22:50 EDT (#)
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This was amazing! +2
Yay Uberchild Directory!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74707
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-09-07 17:05:13 EDT (#)
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$12.99, whatever.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-09-07 17:03:33 EDT (#)
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http://www.towerrecords.com/product.aspx?pfid=1566041
The best of both worlds.
And for $9.99, too.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-09-07 16:58:38 EDT (#)
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"Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true. Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt--I was off by three... but I still won the grand prize..."
Quote?
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Weird Al, Albuqurque (sp?)
I used to listen to that song all the time. Ironically, that was before I started doing drugs.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-07 16:43:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 16:33:36 EDT (#)
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THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED THE GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH. IT FULFILLS ALL YOUR PORNO NEEDS. FUCK SOCIOPATH.
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 16:33:11 EDT (#)
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FUCK HOTTEST SLUT EVER.
IF I WANTED TO LOOK AT HOT CHICKS I WOULD FIND THEM ON MY OWN.
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 16:32:50 EDT (#)
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NEEDS
MORE
HEAT
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 16:32:35 EDT (#)
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THIS NEEDS MORE ATTENTION.
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 16:32:12 EDT (#)
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MMMMMMMMMMMORE HEEEEATTTTT
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 16:32:00 EDT (#)
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 16:31:20 EDT (#)
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 16:31:08 EDT (#)
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GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 16:30:42 EDT (#)
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MOOOOOORE
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 16:30:29 EDT (#)
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MOST HEATED RIGHT NOW
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 16:30:16 EDT (#)
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THIS DESERVES MOST HEATED MORE THAN THAT HITWHORE SOCIOPATH.
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 16:29:57 EDT (#)
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ALLMOOOOST
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 16:29:43 EDT (#)
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ALMOST THERE
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2005-09-07 16:26:13 EDT (#)
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Oops... it was Yes who asked for the quote. My bad.
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2005-09-07 16:24:46 EDT (#)
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Icarus:
"I think he did a little too much LDS"
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"LDS?"
"mmhmm..."
"Do you like Italian?"
"Yes--"
"no--"
"yes--"
"no--"
"yes--"
"no."
"I love Italian. And so do you."
"Yes."
"What, so we're going to go off to dinner and he's just going to walk around the bushes?"
"It's his way."
Woo for the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins!
"Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true. Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt--I was off by three... but I still won the grand prize..."
Quote?
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:54:20 EDT (#)
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LIBERTARIANS???
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:54:06 EDT (#)
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SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THIS IS IN POLITICS
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:53:34 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:53:21 EDT (#)
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KEEP GOING
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:52:22 EDT (#)
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GOOOOOOOGOGOGOGOGOG
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:52:02 EDT (#)
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MAKE THIS MOST HEATED
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:51:45 EDT (#)
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKING AWESOME
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:51:29 EDT (#)
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:51:11 EDT (#)
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DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
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BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:50:40 EDT (#)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:50:29 EDT (#)
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THIS WAS SO TERRIBLY FUNNY
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:50:15 EDT (#)
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STILL NEEDS MORE
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:49:55 EDT (#)
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NOT ENOUGH HEAT YET
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:49:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-09-07 08:43:07 (#)
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Please, if there is some god of Uber, make this most heated.
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:49:27 EDT (#)
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BEST EVER
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:49:00 EDT (#)
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I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:48:46 EDT (#)
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THIS WAS THE GREATEST
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:48:34 EDT (#)
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NIMOY YOU CRAZY FUCK
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:48:19 EDT (#)
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DODODODODO
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:47:34 EDT (#)
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BILBO!
BILBO!
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:47:17 EDT (#)
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MOOOORE HEAT
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:47:02 EDT (#)
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YES
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:46:52 EDT (#)
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NEEDS MORE HEAT
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:46:35 EDT (#)
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THIS WAS HILARIOUS
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:46:21 EDT (#)
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HEAT HEAT
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:46:08 EDT (#)
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STAR TREK
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:45:51 EDT (#)
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THE BRAVEST HOBBIT OF ALL
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:45:35 EDT (#)
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GO
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:45:16 EDT (#)
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MORE HEAT
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:45:06 EDT (#)
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HEAT
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:44:57 EDT (#)
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Awesome.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-09-07 14:27:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-07 14:13:49 (#)
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Holy shit... what did Nimoy do to deserve this sort of community service project? Eat a midget?
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The answer is...
"I think he did a little too much LDS"
quote?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-07 14:13:49 EDT (#)
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Holy shit... what did Nimoy do to deserve this sort of community service project? Eat a midget?
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-09-07 14:05:51 EDT (#)
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That was awesome. How can you not laugh?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-07 13:56:57 EDT (#)
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totally random and good
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-07 13:50:21 EDT (#)
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This is hilarious - Nimoy also does an awesome job on 'If I Had A Hammer', as well.
Still, the best is William Shatner's 'The Illustrated Man', where he does covers of 'It was a Very Good Year' and 'Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds'...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-09-07 10:28:12 EDT (#)
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BOM
(baw)
BOM
bom bom bom bom
High-LARIOUS.
The video is the cat's ass. It really fleshes out the lyrics, what with the interpretive dance and the 'mock battle behind the hill' and all.
Nimoy was clearly THE MAN.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-09-07 08:43:07 EDT (#)
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Please, if there is some god of Uber, make this most heated.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-09-07 08:40:20 EDT (#)
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OH MY FUCKING GOD I FOUND THE VIDEO
http://www.alteringtime.com/features/misc/?p=baggins
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-09-07 08:33:48 EDT (#)
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Heard it before, but it's now my ringtone.
Thankyou for reminding me.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-07 06:42:34 EDT (#)
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That's scarier than walking in on your father pounding your mom's colon.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-07 03:56:42 EDT (#)
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what the cunting fuck!
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-09-07 02:29:33 EDT (#)
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This is terrible hahahaha i dont think ive heard it before, oh jesus it realy is terrible hahahaha.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-09-07 02:12:01 EDT (#)
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I'm so glad someone else has seen this so I'm not the only one who wakes up in a cold sweat fearing for my life.
Banga
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-09-07 00:20:33 EDT (#)
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I heard this a long time ago, but wow...its still so funny
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-06 23:40:34 EDT (#)
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seen it
still kinda funny
Submitted by Teuton (user info) at 2005-09-06 23:13:33 EDT (#)
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Hobbits are cops? Or potheads?
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-09-06 22:21:00 EDT (#)
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lmao.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-06 21:55:57 EDT (#)
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Heard it before.
Fucking hilarious.