The Four Corners Hole (1676 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2005-09-02 12:54:28 EDT
A few months ago, a very big hole opened in the earth in the American southwest.
For a while it recieved very little media attention.
No one knows how the hole appeared. No one knows how deep it is.
There had been many odd sightings in the vicinity.
For a time, people congregated there. Scientists. Students. The curious. The worshipful. Even the suicidal.
Preliminary investigations into the depth of the hole and its curiously aged appearance have yielded no answers.
Eventually the military took over, restricting access to the hole, and creating a base complete with barracks, laboratories, an airstrip, housing, and landscaping to "Ensure the safety of the American public and conduct controlled examinations of the phenomenon."
The Navajo are outraged by the presence of the military on their land.
This is just the beginning...
User Reviews
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-28 03:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The amount of people who got fooled by this is wicked.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-10-08 12:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-09-22 10:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for what is yet to come...
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-09-21 17:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's called Sunset Crater, and was formed by a meteorite many thousands of years ago.
You put a lot of work into this, Jack. As a resident of Northern Arizona, I am amazed by your knowledge of the area and the history of the tribes
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-09-21 17:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack McCallum is god!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2005-09-03 14:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Huh! OBVIOUSLY the work of the armies of Satan.
Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here, I started it off: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Corners_Hole
Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack... why don't you create that actual Wikipedia page? Or someone here could do it... paste the text in a reply or email me: tlozoot.at.gmail.com
Submitted by mastershake (user info) at 2005-09-03 01:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:32:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually checked Wikipedia to see if this was real...
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Submitted by mastershake (user info) at 2005-09-03 01:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow..I must check this out.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-02 20:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHit, +2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-02 20:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pandemics don't exist...and neither do holes. The existence of neither can be proven.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-09-02 20:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh...guys...
This is a background post for a big story. And one that's got a lot of possibilities designed into it. Rich material here!
Sorry to ruin your fun, Jack.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-09-02 19:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Benny (user info) at 2005-09-02 18:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It will be very interesting to see what happens next.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-02 17:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
please tell me that this is the project you were talking about PLEASE PLEASE.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-02 17:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-02 16:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cool. did you make this?
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-09-02 15:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shenanigans. Really creative idea though.
Submitted by horse87 (user info) at 2005-09-02 15:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent start.
I can't wait to see where the other UberAuthors go with this one.
Submitted by Anti-Manifesto (user info) at 2005-09-02 15:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK YOU indeed...
Submitted by Anti-Manifesto (user info) at 2005-09-02 15:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hmmm just because it realy interested me at first, but then i checked this out and couln't fined shit on edward tsosie, jay-jon connaught....
in the article it said that Tsosie went missing, but i read an obituary stating he died in march; before the hole "arrived".
http://www.gallupindependent.com/2005/mar/031105death.html
even googled everything from the co-ordinates to the date... and nothing...
and don't you think with all the suicides and these so called " sightings" there would've been some news coverage about this...
unless i'm a complete idiot and this is supposed to be bullshit.. and if thats the case..
FUCK YOU..
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-02 15:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just waiting for two giant hands to come out of the hole and starting pulling at its sides...
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-09-02 14:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-09-02 14:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You listen to to much coast to coast Jack.....
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-02 14:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 as always Jack.
Now allow me to expose my breats to you. For I am nothing more than a linkwhore.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74448
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:43:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-02 12:57:16 (#)
Ranking: 1
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Overdone, good of you to not beat the dead horse with a stick
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"Sideshow" is a misnomer. He/she is really the freak in the sideshow.
Keep it comin', Jack.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NM got Goatse'd.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-02 12:57:16 (#)
Ranking: 1
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Overdone, good of you to not beat the dead horse with a stick
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MORE!! You're off and running again.
This will be some cool shit.
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're awesome.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooh ooh ooh ooh yeah more!
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually checked Wikipedia to see if this was real...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oooooooooooooooh.. nice.
Are you SURE you're not related to Stephen King?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh shit, you mean it's not real...?
Well, I feel really sheepish. I guess that's how good this story's gonna be.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:21:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
this has the makings of a great story
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the new pandemic-esqe theme? If so I am looking forwad to it greatly, the pandemic stories have been some cool shit.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this has the makings of a great story
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:12:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:06:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, Jack. I actually searched Google news and looked it up on Wiki. I hope that this is the prelude to a story. It's a great premise.
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I agree. If this is the background news report for a new story it's going to be great.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:06:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, Jack. I actually searched Google news and looked it up on Wiki. I hope that this is the prelude to a story. It's a great premise.
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I agree. If this is the background news report for a new story it's going to be great.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, Jack. I actually searched Google news and looked it up on Wiki. I hope that this is the prelude to a story. It's a great premise.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
For why I can not see this?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get it.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Am I missing a joke here or what?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-09-02 13:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You sure it's not your gaping asshole?
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-09-02 12:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and did you know that the only enemy of the hole is the pile?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-02 12:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lis-ça Jacquot!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74413
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-02 12:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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