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Submitted by Tom <theubertom.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-27 02:38:11 EDT
I'm tutoring a younger boy, Jason, who just moved into town this year. He mentioned something about having horses wher he used to live. I ignored this fact at the time. When I met him, I got the 'sweetest kid ever' impression. His cousin tagged along once, and as we were being introduced, he said, "This is Tom, he's ALMOST in college."
All adorable child antics aside, I learned something very unusual about him. I turned him lose on my computer today, as I have internet and he doesn't. He had to research some kind of project to write a paper on, I'm too lazy to remember what now. I'm a bad mentor. Instead of walking our asses clear over to the library, a full three blocks away, I told him to use the internet. I sat there, suggesting sites (as seen) but later had to leave for a while. I came back in and he shut off the browser quickly. I squinted at him and made a mental note to look into it later. I sit down this evening and open my browser, and this is what I found.
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Submitted by madsam31 (user info) at 2008-04-05 23:21:50 EDT (#)
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i lolled
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-04-22 15:58:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-08-27 06:43:17 (#)
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*singing*
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!
THE INTERNET IS...
...FOR...
...PORN...!!!
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Of course this asshole has to come in here and fag everything up.
Submitted by justabouttired (user info) at 2006-04-22 15:01:36 EDT (#)
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Dear God that's disturbing. It would be nice to have an update on this,just to see what happened.
Submitted by nightshade (user info) at 2006-04-21 21:35:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-21 19:27:21 EDT (#)
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this should be an MVM
Submitted by angryrob (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:27:25 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DizzyMissus (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:00:04 EST (#)
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OMG!
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-02-13 15:43:20 EST (#)
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Why don't you give the kid a few 'bucks'.....
Then turn him into a gelding.
Submitted by Hash_brownie_supreme (user info) at 2006-02-13 15:23:42 EST (#)
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HHAHAAHAHH HOLY SHIT!!!!
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-02-10 00:48:44 EST (#)
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lool
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-12-19 12:02:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-10-12 19:11:21 (#)
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Some of those sites are just nude photos of Julia Roberts.
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LMFAO! also OMGWTFLOL!!!111
Disturbing = Funny
Submitted by Dr.Freddy (user info) at 2005-10-17 02:21:52 EDT (#)
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Some mentor is right, the kid can't even spell horses. If he's going to be humping them, he needs to know there is no C in the name.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-10-12 20:05:34 EDT (#)
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wow. I didn't know horses were at all exciting.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-10-12 19:11:21 EDT (#)
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Some of those sites are just nude photos of Julia Roberts.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-12 18:58:21 EDT (#)
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that is gross and intense. I guess you just can't find that sort of stuff in a library!!
Submitted by tyronnicus (user info) at 2005-10-12 18:44:56 EDT (#)
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Dude, you're trying to blame your horse-cock fetish on a kid. It's just wrong.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-09-30 11:30:07 EDT (#)
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Your word and a dollar will buy you three quarters.
Submitted by myredmirage95 (user info) at 2005-09-27 08:26:01 EDT (#)
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10 years old???? Horse Porn????
That sounds like one fucked up porn video waiting to happen.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2005-09-19 21:48:28 EDT (#)
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Ride that pony.
What?!
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2005-09-19 21:35:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-27 03:06:25 (#)
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Come on. He was just horsing around.
ROFL
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-14 14:10:57 EDT (#)
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Maybe he likes horse cock? Can you blame him?
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2005-09-09 16:55:50 EDT (#)
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Come on, dude. He's just a normal kid who's 'huked on fonix.' I'm sure he was just trying to look up the very normal 'whores porn.'
That beastiality thing YOU typed in.
Submitted by ahusa13 (user info) at 2005-09-08 21:55:25 EDT (#)
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he was taking a "break"
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-09-07 00:20:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-27 03:06:25 (#)
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Come on. He was just horsing around.
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Oh no you didn't!!!!
*wobbles head from side to side and shakes finger*
Hahahahahaha! Priceless.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-09-03 12:39:21 EDT (#)
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Maybe his project was on beastiality?
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-08-30 21:45:27 EDT (#)
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That's MY browser!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-29 22:47:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-29 18:43:42 EDT (#)
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I'm sure he was doing 'research', since he's in a summer-stock production of 'Equus'.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-08-29 10:29:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-08-29 10:15:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:10:21 (#)
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You can tell this is fake because no stupid kid would type in 'horsebeastiality' WTF?
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2005-08-29 04:43:22 EDT (#)
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gotta love dem horces.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-08-28 16:44:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-08-28 14:40:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 03:18:11 (#)
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OMG I just realized that 99% of you did not understand that reference.
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I must be getting old...as stupid as that show was, I watched it...
I usually blame the nearest kid when my wife finds this kind of stuff on my computer too...sometimes it even works...
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-08-28 02:34:58 EDT (#)
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Needs more badger.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:31:48 EDT (#)
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The only reason I could imagine a kid looking up the word 'bestiality' with the word 'horse' is because he knows that bestiality is sex with animals, and in this particular instance, he was looking for horse sex. Maybe I'm just stupid though.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:12:23 EDT (#)
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Horse porn = auto +2
or so the legend goes....
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:10:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:10:43 EDT (#)
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They're also all 'www.something.com' and with nothing else other than the first two.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:10:21 EDT (#)
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You can tell this is fake because no stupid kid would type in 'horsebeastiality' WTF?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:08:44 EDT (#)
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Another for this comment:
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-27 02:55:55 (#)
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This is what happens when you try to give back to the community.
Horse porn on your computer.
Fact.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:07:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-08-27 20:49:13 (#)
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i agree with the shenanigans, but if it is true, not only will he be on uber in a few years, you sad fucks will be giving his retarded arse +2s.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-27 20:54:01 EDT (#)
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Perhaps if you fuck his mom in the asshole in front of him, then spray cum and vaginal ejaculate in his lungs, he'll cum around?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-08-27 20:49:13 EDT (#)
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i agree with the shenanigans, but if it is true, not only will he be on uber in a few years, you sad fucks will be giving his retarded arse +2s.
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-08-27 17:44:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-08-27 17:04:22 (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-27 14:57:04 (#)
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About 6 years from now he'll be an avid Ubersite user.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-08-27 17:04:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-27 14:57:04 (#)
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About 6 years from now he'll be an avid Ubersite user.
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-08-27 16:44:12 EDT (#)
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hahahaha
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-08-27 16:27:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-27 14:57:04 (#)
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About 6 years from now he'll be an avid Ubersite user.
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Jesus, she's right
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-08-27 16:13:54 EDT (#)
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I hope this isn't true.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:15:07 EDT (#)
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He likes the horse cock.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-27 14:57:04 EDT (#)
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About 6 years from now he'll be an avid Ubersite user.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-27 14:08:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-08-27 13:54:30 (#)
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Well my thoughts of telling his mom is to indicate to her that there might be something fucked up going on in her 10 year old's head that she might want to look into.
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i'd almost have to agree. it's ok if cookie is curious and looks for horse sex, because she is older and has first ventured into normal bang, bang, suck porn. This kid is skipping over the fundamentals and is making his first steps by fantasizing about horse sex. What's worse, i think he's doing it because he wants to screw horses. It's clear in my view, owed to his searches for "sexy horses" and "IDLIKETOFUCKHORSESWITHMYSEXYMOUTH.COM"
Then again, stories about your parents discussing your horse porn fascination, can't be any better than the fascination itself.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-08-27 13:54:30 EDT (#)
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Well my thoughts of telling his mom is to indicate to her that there might be something fucked up going on in her 10 year old's head that she might want to look into.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-08-27 13:41:01 EDT (#)
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H AHA H AHA H
efslmglsd
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-08-27 13:39:45 EDT (#)
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nice
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-27 12:47:25 EDT (#)
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Hahaha, stupid kid...
Submitted by dirtycyberdawg (user info) at 2005-08-27 12:44:35 EDT (#)
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HAHA
Would be scary if he came back the next week saying he needed to do research on Elephants
Is this kid related to "Steve Irwin"??..........cos Sphagnum is......muahahah
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-27 12:35:43 EDT (#)
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Hey...Thanks for those sites. I've been thinking about getting into the whole horse-porn thing for quite some time.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-08-27 12:29:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-27 03:06:25 (#)
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Come on. He was just horsing around.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
that was AWFUL!!!!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-27 12:02:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 10:12:03 (#)
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I just took the free tour and saw the movie.
*pukes*
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Oh my fucking god I just did the same.
I don't have a weak stomach but this nearly made me puke. I gagged twice then closed the browser.
Submitted by FallenZer0 (user info) at 2005-08-27 11:58:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-27 11:49:19 (#)
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Horses blow giant loads.
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*vomit*
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-27 11:57:45 EDT (#)
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you two should watch horse porn together and rub each other.
then tell his mom all about it.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-27 11:49:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 03:17:43 (#)
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WILBURRRRRRR!!!
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Funniest fucking thing you've said in months, Rad
In defense of the boy.... a) don't tell on him. He's just a kiddo. b)I've done searches for horse porn before. Mostly out of curiosity... I'd heard about women fucking them, and frankly, I just didn't believe that horse junk could fit in a girl. My boyfriend found a movie for me so I'd shut up. Turns out... it can. And then I felt sick.
Horses blow giant loads.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 10:12:03 EDT (#)
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I just took the free tour and saw the movie.
*pukes*
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-27 09:53:30 EDT (#)
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I'm gonna have to call shenanigans. Why would he type in "hot horses" and "sexy horses"? I mean, surely the looks of the horse are pretty redundant. Then, i could be wrong.
Submitted by GaidinCanuck (user info) at 2005-08-27 09:33:46 EDT (#)
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Too funny. But, indeed, don't tell his mom. But at the very least, let the kid in on the secret of browser history. ;)
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2005-08-27 09:15:27 EDT (#)
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Oh dear.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-27 09:01:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 03:18:11 (#)
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OMG I just realized that 99% of you did not understand that reference.
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i got it.
i remember hanging out over a neighborhood buddy's house while on his computer. i was searching for a picture that i had saved to the hard drive. the last location that pictures were saved to opened up and there was a bunch of pics of guys masturbating.
my eyes widened and i got a concearned look on my face. i quickly closed the window and got up. i haven't talked to him since.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-08-27 08:05:55 EDT (#)
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the subscript on one of those sites is in Dutch.... I have a head-ache.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-27 07:41:15 EDT (#)
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What do you expect him to do when you let him use the internet?
I don't see what the big deal is here?
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-08-27 07:26:08 EDT (#)
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busted
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-08-27 07:16:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-27 03:51:32 (#)
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11 and horse porn?
that poor kid. nobody begins their life with a horse porn story and ends up clean on the other side.
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True dat.
Maybe he was just curious.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-08-27 06:43:17 EDT (#)
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*singing*
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!
THE INTERNET IS...
...FOR...
...PORN...!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-27 05:49:54 EDT (#)
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Don't knock it till you've tried it.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-27 05:06:28 EDT (#)
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Don't tell his mum. All little boys look at horse porn.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-08-27 04:59:05 EDT (#)
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Dude, what kind of lousy stoolie are you? You do not tell a mother about her son's porn preferences; she'd never understand.
If I were you, I'd assume he was searching for pictures of horses and accidentally stumbled on horse porn and wanted to find out what it was. Seriously. It'll be better for your mental health in the long run.
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2005-08-27 04:35:00 EDT (#)
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ew
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-27 03:51:32 EDT (#)
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11 and horse porn?
that poor kid. nobody begins their life with a horse porn story and ends up clean on the other side.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-08-27 03:40:53 EDT (#)
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I'm thinking 11. I could be wrong.
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2005-08-27 03:38:32 EDT (#)
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How old is he exactly?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-27 03:32:46 EDT (#)
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HAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.
LMAOquestrian
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hahaha. this post is just a barrel of laughs.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-08-27 03:30:22 EDT (#)
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I ended up looking around for wadded up masturbating tissues. I figure if he hid them, I better find them now before they start smelling bad or something.
No luck. Maybe I shouldn't feel so violated right now.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-08-27 03:27:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-27 03:06:25 (#)
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Come on. He was just horsing around.
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HAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.
LMAOquestrian
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-27 03:25:58 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA holy shit!
Buy me a pony.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-27 03:22:11 EDT (#)
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Come on, you're talking anout the famous Mr. Ed.
I liked the episodes when the aliens would come dome and make wilbur and carol act like drunken beatnicks.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 03:18:11 EDT (#)
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OMG I just realized that 99% of you did not understand that reference.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 03:17:43 EDT (#)
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WILBURRRRRRR!!!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-27 03:06:25 EDT (#)
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Come on. He was just horsing around.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-27 02:55:55 EDT (#)
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This is what happens when you try to give back to the community.
Horse porn on your computer.
Fact.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-27 02:49:43 EDT (#)
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Hey, what happens between a boy and his pony should stay private Tom. For shame.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-27 02:48:18 EDT (#)
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+2 horse
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-08-27 02:42:30 EDT (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-08-27 02:42:23 EDT (#)
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Tom is high! Tom is high!
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-08-27 02:42:13 EDT (#)
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I went through the same phase, only hyena-related. I'm still not completely over it.