Urbane Is Out - User ID 3101 is up for grabs (12079 hits)
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Submitted by Urbane Is Done (View user info) at 2005-08-21 18:52:48 EDT
I doubt I need to explain why, but I'm done with this account. I don't want it anymore.
Damage has been done. My family and coworkers have seen the post.
I no longer want to be associated with ubersite.
Everything you ever wanted to know about UrbaneMischief
User id: 3101
Registered on or around: 2003-10-12 15:16:39
# Messages posted: 134
# Reviews written: 2443
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 6048
# Hits: 150670
Average rating of all messages: 1.11
is now for sale. I say for sale because I'm thinking I'm probably fucked considering that my coworks have seen my twat up close. Hell, I know that I'll be taken off the account for Catholic ________ tomorrow. I'm a moron. I know. So, for sale, because I'm thinking I'll be needing the money
Yes, it is my own fault. Yes, I'm a fucking moron. Yes, I was stupid. So don't even bother, because I know. I trusted when I shouldn't have. I get the point. I learned my lesson.
Place your bids here or email them to urbanemischief.at.gmail.com
and a big fuck you to the people involved (including myself)
User Reviews
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-14 18:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:46:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you bail out now, they win.
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They won!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
old drama
Submitted by Salvation_Jane (user info) at 2005-09-29 20:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
oops
meant to say...
quitter
Submitted by Salvation_Jane (user info) at 2005-09-29 19:58:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-29 08:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck with everything.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-09 16:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-09 16:12:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-09 14:42:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Could someone please repost the link to her naked pics? For research purposes...
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-09-09 14:24:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Where is this post everyone is talking about?
Gone and deleted, boys. Although I'm sure a few people saved the image to their hard drives for future masturbation purposes. Keep asking around. Someone has them.
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Of course I only ask for the poor folks who didn't get to see it the first time around... AHEM>
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-09 16:12:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-09 14:42:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Could someone please repost the link to her naked pics? For research purposes...
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-09-09 14:24:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Where is this post everyone is talking about?
Gone and deleted, boys. Although I'm sure a few people saved the image to their hard drives for future masturbation purposes. Keep asking around. Someone has them.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-09 14:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Could someone please repost the link to her naked pics? For research purposes...
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-09-09 14:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where is this post everyone is talking about?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-09-09 13:46:27 EDT (#)
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I don't care how many pictures of tits and vagina there were involved, this is the gayest post ever.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-09 10:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good riddance.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-09 10:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Since someone resurrected this, I am obligated to comment.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-09 10:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
show me your cunt...
no.. wait...
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-09 10:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
show me your tits
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-09-09 10:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
She'll come back when she has some more birth certificates to post.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-09 09:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHOW US YOUR TITS.
Thank you.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still not back yet...hmmm
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-01 14:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HEAT!
TWAT!
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-08-30 13:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Salvation_Jane (user info) at 2005-08-29 08:49:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd hit it
twice
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.......Two TIMES!
My favorite picture, easily.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-29 09:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just my -2 cents.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-29 08:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She's not unattractive by ANY means, but it was the nature of the photos that made it hard to be attracted to them.
Submitted by Salvation_Jane (user info) at 2005-08-29 08:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd hit it
twice
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2005-08-29 08:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow. this is still going. in the interest of contributing to the hullabaloo, i post my own meager opinion. i too, have viewed these photos. straight-up porn, and there's nothing wrong with that. she's a cute girl with a cute body.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2005-08-29 08:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Do you have cataracts or are you just a chubby chaser? "
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. i have neither cataracts, nor am I a chubby chaser. Some people wear there weight well.
Submitted by gigamesh (user info) at 2005-08-28 20:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2005-08-28 09:19:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
OK. So I played some Uber catch up and i saw the devilish pics...
Is it wrong to say that I thought they were good looking? I love the curves of her body, and I like the whole package. I think its sad that someone posted them on the internet but for all the people who have mean things to say, fuck you...thats some hot shit right there.
Urbane, take pride in the fact that so many little boys on uber while being rude and insulting to you, also whacked it good and hard to your pics.
i lvoe you body, baby.
will
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Do you have cataracts or are you just a chubby chaser?
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-08-28 15:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what a freudian slip
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2005-08-28 12:44:53 EDT (#)
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or perhaps, instead of paying for an account, click on the lick and register, FOR FREE!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-28 10:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ARE YOU SERIOUS ZONE???
I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE BIT.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-08-28 09:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Agreed, Willzone.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2005-08-28 09:19:35 EDT (#)
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OK. So I played some Uber catch up and i saw the devilish pics...
Is it wrong to say that I thought they were good looking? I love the curves of her body, and I like the whole package. I think its sad that someone posted them on the internet but for all the people who have mean things to say, fuck you...thats some hot shit right there.
Urbane, take pride in the fact that so many little boys on uber while being rude and insulting to you, also whacked it good and hard to your pics.
i lvoe you body, baby.
will
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-28 00:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:15:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is the reason the Middle East hates us. Morons on ubersite.
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no more drama
Submitted by alu (user info) at 2005-08-28 00:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Grow a spine.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is the reason the Middle East hates us. Morons on ubersite.
Submitted by Clawsss (user info) at 2005-08-27 09:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Saying what happened is sleazy, i think, is harsh and unnesessary, although i agree it's deffinately the action of someone seeking attention. But you can't bash anybody for that, since everybody at one time or another seeks somekind of attention. We just all have different means of doing it.
-2 for trying to run from shit, Urbane.
You still seem welcome here, and you shouldn't even be trying to leave. Not like you could anyway. If you could, you would. But you don't want to.
Everybody fucks up randomly from time to time. Make the best of it. For us.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
teh worst.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-26 12:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What about attention-whoring child abusers, rawrg?
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-08-26 11:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Attention whores are just above child abusers in my book...
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-08-26 07:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Get the fuck off of this post.
Val made a mistake. Whoever posted those pics made an even bigger mistake. And guess what? Life will go on.
"OMG LIEK I SAW VAL'S BOOBIES AND PUSSY TEE HEE HEE OMG LIEK LOL!"
The reaction to this has been that of fucking twelve year olds.
You people are fucking ridiculous.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-26 07:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-26 03:36:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hummm....thats funny.
Want to see what i am lauging at?
Really? You do? OK
User id: 21398
Registered on or around: 2005-08-20 19:16:56
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people who live in glass houses should NOT through stones.
Don't bark up the wrong tree. You'll be sorry.
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I like me a fiesty tiger
Grrrr
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-26 06:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, TL, I can't stop laughing either, and I have like 200something messages and about 349083409483 reviews.
I just realized what a loser I am.
I have to go watch some Clint Eastwood movies, eat a raw steak, and kill a deer with my bare hands to regain my manhood.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-26 03:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit, 8000 hits??? Will this ever just die?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-26 03:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hummm....thats funny.
Want to see what i am lauging at?
Really? You do? OK
User id: 21398
Registered on or around: 2005-08-20 19:16:56
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people who live in glass houses should NOT through stones.
Don't bark up the wrong tree. You'll be sorry.
Submitted by gigamesh (user info) at 2005-08-25 20:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just can't stop laughing at you.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-25 18:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:06:52 (#)
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Enough is enough!
Grow up, you've all done enough here.
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yeh
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:15:28 EDT (#)
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well i never saw it, so im sure there were probably at least 5 billion+ others that didnt.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-25 15:29:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-25 15:01:37 (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-08-25 10:59:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
this should a permanent fixture on most heated.
+2s to anyone who can guess what she had for breakfast that day
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I think I saw a kernel of corn, but that was probably from the previous nights' supper.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-25 15:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-08-25 10:59:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
this should a permanent fixture on most heated.
+2s to anyone who can guess what she had for breakfast that day
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Would "melons and a bagel" be a bad guess...?
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:44:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:53:58 (#)
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hey...which is the post that shows urbane's twat? someone post a link here please.
Try reading the reviews, dude. The post was deleted. That bit of information was only mentioned about 245825 times.
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Ashlee, you're right, it's my fault for not meticulously reading all 300 some reviews. I mean, we all have the time to sift through a bunch of poorly worded bullshit commentary by semi-literate morons on a forum site.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Enough is enough!
Grow up, you've all done enough here.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-08-25 10:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this should a permanent fixture on most heated.
+2s to anyone who can guess what she had for breakfast that day
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2005-08-25 10:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I will give $3 for the account ... I could use an ALT that generates hate ...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-25 00:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-08-24 18:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The same old Fungah!
Doesn't know.
Submitted by whocares229 (user info) at 2005-08-24 17:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why did the brand new Shlongster give Urbane a Neg 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-08-24 17:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-24 02:50:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
it DOES mean that we can be cruel and heartless and not give a flying shit.
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I find that very sad.
yeah maybe but I don't have any problem with it because she's an idiot
Submitted by whocares229 (user info) at 2005-08-24 16:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seen the pics. I still dont know what the big deal is. A naked Urbane? Hate to admit that i kinda enjoyed her double clicking the mouse
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-24 13:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Brand new Shlongy!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I haven't been paying attention for the last -- well, ever, but I rather liked Urbane.
Too bad, I guess. I probably don't want to know whatever personal nonsense this is regarding.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:13:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm taking bids on who would like to shoot me in the face as well """"
the list is here : http://www.ubersite.com/m/67279
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit.
Please make it stop.
Please?
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:57:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-22 19:42:41 (#)
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some dumbass who thought i gave a shit mailed me this link.
http://photobucket.com/albums/b11/H_G/?action=view¤t=lookatmenow.jpg
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am no longer commenting on the Urbane issue
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:53:58 (#)
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hey...which is the post that shows urbane's twat? someone post a link here please.
Try reading the reviews, dude. The post was deleted. That bit of information was only mentioned about 245825 times.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-24 07:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Xcuses, do you really know her well enough to know if she needs help? From what I read, she's got help. Besides, if you guys would quit attacking her long enough, you'd see that she HAS taken a break from uber
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Well, having a background in the field, something I'm guessing you don't...yeah, I think I witnessed enough behavior both on here and in person for a weekend to make that determination. Help comes in many forms. I don't recall giving a professional diagnosis on here.
Does that answer your question nosy hamilton?
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-08-24 07:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe if I get a few more ladies "with child" you can put this sorid affair behind you.
Holy shit did I just post here again? Fuck...
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey...which is the post that shows urbane's twat? someone post a link here please.
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2005-08-24 04:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK.. so I don't actually care.. but way to prove your not a whore by SELLING your account.. and more to the point, who would actually want to be associated with someone like you, let alone take over your account, as well as the abuse that you're getting?!
Man.. dumb sluts REALLY piss me off.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-24 03:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is the most fun I have had on ubersite EVER.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-24 02:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it DOES mean that we can be cruel and heartless and not give a flying shit.
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I find that very sad.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-08-24 00:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hamilton lemme tell you something. this is the internet. that doesn't mean that the people we talk to aren't real or don't have feelings, but it DOES mean that we can be cruel and heartless and not give a flying shit. is all this vitriol immature? yes. is all this vitriol something that we ourselves wouldn't want to be subjected to? yes. however, no one fucking cares. this whore is just a self loathing set of pitiful titties, and that makes it fairly hard, for me at least, to care at all what she endures as a result of her being a dumb slut.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-08-23 23:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So it was a mistake to trust someone who burned her. We all do it, some obviously are worse than others. Why do I think it is really no big deal at all? There are mom's on bukkake videos and fathers as the last man on a 100 guy to 1 girl gangbang flick. So what? What about the videos were chicks suck off a horse or get humped by a dalmation? Those things are far worse and alot of you probably enjoy those sick things.
The way the kiddies react on here will ensure she never returns, and while alot of you snot-nosed losers think that is a good thing...her rating is better than most all of you have.
Good luck, Val. With the reactions of these idiots I'm sure you can leave here alot easier if that is what you intend to do.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-23 23:12:38 EDT (#)
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the first time I talked to her was today AFTER I said I'd never talked to her.
and guys, the pictures weren't posted by her. So she didn't get THAT personal. She only did with one person.
Xcuses, do you really know her well enough to know if she needs help? From what I read, she's got help. Besides, if you guys would quit attacking her long enough, you'd see that she HAS taken a break from uber.
I'm finished with this. You guys enjoy tearing down someone who is obviously already suffering from the shame of being publicly humiliated.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-23 22:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<some unnessecary, mean, bitchy comment deleted by Ashlee>
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-23 22:48:11 EDT (#)
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<that was a joke, please dont>
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-23 22:47:06 EDT (#)
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only if you send me extreme closeups of your fallopian tubes and uterine lining
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-23 22:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
METHODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Come on AIM!
*whine*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-23 22:31:53 EDT (#)
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For some reason, my statement is annoying the shit out of me. I would like to take this time to revise it.
AHEM....
It's hard to be a pathological liar when you have 20,000 people going over everything you say with a fine toothed comb for inconsistencies.
She should try pulsehead.
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-23 21:46:59 EDT (#)
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she couldn't get no game there method. that says a lot.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-23 21:43:06 EDT (#)
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It's hard to be a pathological liar when you have 20,000 people scrutinizing everything you say with a fine toothed comb for inconsistencies.
She should try pulsehead.
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-23 21:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
valiton
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-23 21:33:09 EDT (#)
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spot the contradiction:
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:12:09 (#)
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okay... from BOTH sides of the bet.
the contest was outdrinking each other. Prophet insisted it be drinking 10 cans of beer. Val knew she couldn't handle the volume, nor did she want to make herself sick so she just let him win. Val didn't want to take the bet because she was leaving MI that night. She didn't want to have the bet to start with but gave in while never intending to truly compete. She figured flashing her boobs quickly and losing was easier than continuing to argue in a party store about how she didn't want to compete.
She did not display them to everyone, if you saw it means you were in direct line of site.
She also didn't flash at any other cons except for privately on dares (3 people in total).
Matt, you've got enough haters. Why must you keep this immature bullshit going to gain more? Now you're just distorting the facts. Mike (prophet) says so. Val says so. And so do a few others that were witness.
Shut up. You're warping facts
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Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:41:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
i've never spoken to her
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-23 21:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-23 20:42:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:30:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just asking you to treat others as you'd like to be treated. This is out of control and it makes you all look disgusting.
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sometimes the truth is disgusting.
take your head out your asses and realize that this is the outcome of her own actions. If she hadn't aspired to be an obnoxious skank, the slore wouldn't be wallowing in self-pity right now.
val got personal on uber and vice fuckin versa.
reap what you sow dirtyfucker.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-23 20:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Munkey...I hear where you are coming from. I really do, and I know she is your friend, but...
in my opinion she got to personal with Uber and it bit her in the ass. I wish this didn't happen, but it did. Time away from here is what she needs if she is gonna get better. You have to admit she needs help
As for the pilling on, I just joke around but out of respect for you, I'll stop. Can't control others
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-23 20:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:30:27 (#)
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I'm just asking you to treat others as you'd like to be treated. This is out of control and it makes you all look disgusting.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-08-23 20:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i come back... and uber has gone to shit.
what the fuck happened?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-08-23 20:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Intriguing....
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:32:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Is hamilton Val's alter or what? Or is she on AIM telling him what to say?
She's not really gone after all.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-08-23 20:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I come back to THIS?!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-23 19:39:49 EDT (#)
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Method, you tease...couldn't even linkwhore your ta-ta's
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-23 19:32:10 EDT (#)
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My boobs are posted. I'm just not telling you where. You'll have to search through my posts!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-23 19:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who wants to see my boobs?
knuckles? huh?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-23 19:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow such happy people!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-23 19:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like ya Matt, I just like fucking with ya even more
no more rape jokes, mmkay?
<<Dr. Evil impression>> Hug??
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-08-23 19:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:12:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Matt, you've got enough haters.
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psh. everyone on this site loves me. especially the ones who've met me. i rule.
as for the val thing, anyone who told you she didnt rub NP's face in her boobs, put her shirt back on, and then a minute or so later FLASH THE WHOLE GROUP is either lying or wasn't there.
Fact fact fact.
*reignites flames*
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-08-23 16:41:51 EDT (#)
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You people are still talking about this egregious slut? Jesus Christ people...
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-23 16:25:14 EDT (#)
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What happened to all the ghey internet fighting??
I find myself actually having to do work...
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-08-23 15:43:54 EDT (#)
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I hadn't seen any such pictures until this post.
I think you may have failed in that endeavor.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-23 15:40:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-23 15:16:29 (#)
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[snip]
Anyway, it's not relevant. Who cares? So she showed her boobs, big fucking deal. That's not what is annoying. What is annoying is that you have nothing to do with ANYTHING, and you've got yourself in this mess up to your elbow.
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Hadley Tobedone says:
From the looks of things, up to the elbow is a shallow push....
Cheers!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-23 15:37:40 EDT (#)
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I saw her boob, but that was only because she wore a shirt that didn't hide them well.
I tried to divert my attention but they were EVERYWHERE
I'm done now
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 15:32:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-08-23 15:00:16 (#)
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Hamilton- If you only knew. I could go on for hours with tales of the atrocities that Val has perpetrated against myself and others. But I've got a job and don't have time to trifle with a 14-year-old Canadian with green hair trying to get cyber-cred with Uberfemmes.
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Hey that's not nice! I don't want to be affiliated with that faggot just because he's canadian!
Ontarians are not reallly canadians anyway, they only think about their spoiled shithole. They're even more hated than we are.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-08-23 15:26:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-23 15:25:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-08-23 15:24:33 (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:51:37 (#)
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Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:46:39 (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:34:12 (#)
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:32:06 (#)
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i feel left out. i never got to see the pictures. and now i have no idea what is going on.
http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=8/23310120210.jpg&s=x2
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GGGHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
God damnit... I just... I think I just threw up a little...
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YEah, sorry bout that, probably should have had a discalimer or something...
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WARNING: Vurping is possible at the site of these pics. Please do not look. Seriously, you shouldn't look.
Something like that.
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Like I said in another post, "At least it's pink."
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-08-23 15:24:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:51:37 (#)
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Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:46:39 (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:34:12 (#)
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:32:06 (#)
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i feel left out. i never got to see the pictures. and now i have no idea what is going on.
http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=8/23310120210.jpg&s=x2
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GGGHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
God damnit... I just... I think I just threw up a little...
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YEah, sorry bout that, probably should have had a discalimer or something...
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WARNING: Vurping is possible at the site of these pics. Please do not look. Seriously, you shouldn't look.
Something like that.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-23 15:20:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-23 15:16:29 (#)
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Hamilton, I was there for the whole "tittie thing". MattB is not exaggerating at all.
Val is a very strong and stubborn girl, she could have just said "NO" to that bet.
And as far as "line of sight"... I was coming out of my TENT, looked over, and saw about 12 people sitting in a circle, with Val standing in the middle of the circle with her boobs showing.
Anyway, it's not relevant. Who cares? So she showed her boobs, big fucking deal. That's not what is annoying. What is annoying is that you have nothing to do with ANYTHING, and you've got yourself in this mess up to your elbow.
If you don't like people badmouthing her, and you feel bad for her, adn blah blah blah, maybe you should stop perpetuating the argument? Hmm?
For fucks sake.
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You're awesome...
Don't tell him to stop though, reading his responses and Cauls rebuttals keeps me busy at work when the post rate slows down...
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-23 15:16:29 EDT (#)
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Hamilton, I was there for the whole "tittie thing". MattB is not exaggerating at all.
Val is a very strong and stubborn girl, she could have just said "NO" to that bet.
And as far as "line of sight"... I was coming out of my TENT, looked over, and saw about 12 people sitting in a circle, with Val standing in the middle of the circle with her boobs showing.
Anyway, it's not relevant. Who cares? So she showed her boobs, big fucking deal. That's not what is annoying. What is annoying is that you have nothing to do with ANYTHING, and you've got yourself in this mess up to your elbow.
If you don't like people badmouthing her, and you feel bad for her, adn blah blah blah, maybe you should stop perpetuating the argument? Hmm?
For fucks sake.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-23 15:11:51 EDT (#)
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yes. he can. I have witnessed it.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-08-23 15:00:16 EDT (#)
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Hamilton- If you only knew. I could go on for hours with tales of the atrocities that Val has perpetrated against myself and others. But I've got a job and don't have time to trifle with a 14-year-old Canadian with green hair trying to get cyber-cred with Uberfemmes.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:51:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:46:39 (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:34:12 (#)
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:32:06 (#)
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i feel left out. i never got to see the pictures. and now i have no idea what is going on.
http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=8/23310120210.jpg&s=x2
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GGGHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
God damnit... I just... I think I just threw up a little...
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YEah, sorry bout that, probably should have had a discalimer or something...
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:46:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:34:12 (#)
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:32:06 (#)
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i feel left out. i never got to see the pictures. and now i have no idea what is going on.
http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=8/23310120210.jpg&s=x2
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GGGHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
God damnit... I just... I think I just threw up a little...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:44:53 EDT (#)
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I was told she punched ToxicNarcotic and threatened to stab him with some knife she kept pulling out because he kept telling her "Val is talking about her tits again!"
Not that I care. The gossip about that bitch is not what annoys me, her shitty drugstore psychology about me did. I'm just curious what little poodle hamilton will say in her defense.
Come on poodle, bark!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:34:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:32:06 (#)
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i feel left out. i never got to see the pictures. and now i have no idea what is going on.
http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=8/23310120210.jpg&s=x2
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:33:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:32:06 (#)
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i feel left out. i never got to see the pictures. and now i have no idea what is going on.
What he said.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:32:27 EDT (#)
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Is hamilton Val's alter or what? Or is she on AIM telling him what to say?
She's not really gone after all.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:32:06 EDT (#)
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i feel left out. i never got to see the pictures. and now i have no idea what is going on.
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:27:29 EDT (#)
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Wow, this is some weak stuff.
Eesh...
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:16:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:47:49 (#)
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Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:33:51 (#)
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didn't you only see them because she lost a bet and was asked to?
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here's exactly how it happened. and i swear to god, you can ask anyone that was there.
1) Net Prophet challenged her to a drink-off sorta thing
2) If NP won, he got his face smothered in her boobs, i dont remember what she got if she won... i think it was his hat or something.
3) The contest was the first person to 10 beers
4) Urbane *puposefully lost the contest* by nursing one beer for about 10 minutes while NP drank about 5 or 6 or something.
5) Urbane was all "uhoh, i loooooooooost" and proceeded to smother NP with her boobs.
6) She then made the comment, for the 4 millionth time, that everyone had seen her boobs.
7) I pointed out that, well, she was stupid, because really, almost no one in the circle at that moment had seen them. I was NOT doing this so i could see them. First, i was sitting next to my beautiful girlfriend, and second, from the side shot i got when she was on NP, they didnt really look that appealing. In fact, I believe i said, "not everyone has seen them, so you really shouldn't say that"
8) She then takes on a "well, i can remedy that" attitude, when NO ONE had suggested that she do so, and unties her shirt and WHAMMY! WELCOME TO THERAPY!
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man, I was there and I missed this???
Damn, I miss all the fun stuff
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:12:09 EDT (#)
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okay... from BOTH sides of the bet.
the contest was outdrinking each other. Prophet insisted it be drinking 10 cans of beer. Val knew she couldn't handle the volume, nor did she want to make herself sick so she just let him win. Val didn't want to take the bet because she was leaving MI that night. She didn't want to have the bet to start with but gave in while never intending to truly compete. She figured flashing her boobs quickly and losing was easier than continuing to argue in a party store about how she didn't want to compete.
She did not display them to everyone, if you saw it means you were in direct line of site.
She also didn't flash at any other cons except for privately on dares (3 people in total).
Matt, you've got enough haters. Why must you keep this immature bullshit going to gain more? Now you're just distorting the facts. Mike (prophet) says so. Val says so. And so do a few others that were witness.
Shut up. You're warping facts
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:06:36 EDT (#)
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the bet was that she had to bury his face in them if she lost. Yes, she did. From what I'm told... by someone who knows better than you... you are embellishing
Matt just hates her. Remember the source before you believe his bull.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-23 13:51:34 EDT (#)
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She did all that? Ok yeah, that is definitely attention-seeking behavior. And quite sleezy as well.
It sounds like she was just waiting for any excuse to release the hounds.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:57:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:51:16 (#)
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i've heard from many uberer's what happens at con's. I also heard from netprophet that she was reluctant to even take the bet. Therefore, she lost purposefully. He said she only flashed in his face also. Not everyones.
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well ask someone else. i dont know if he doesnt remember, or wasnt looking, or what. Firstly, she BURIED his face in them, then a few minutes later she was parading them around like some sort of prize droopy watermelons at a state fair.
"i have to leave ubersite. my family and coworkers all were hiding in the woods at ubercon and saw my boobies"
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:51:16 EDT (#)
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i've heard from many uberer's what happens at con's. I also heard from netprophet that she was reluctant to even take the bet. Therefore, she lost purposefully. He said she only flashed in his face also. Not everyones.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:47:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:33:51 (#)
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didn't you only see them because she lost a bet and was asked to?
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here's exactly how it happened. and i swear to god, you can ask anyone that was there.
1) Net Prophet challenged her to a drink-off sorta thing
2) If NP won, he got his face smothered in her boobs, i dont remember what she got if she won... i think it was his hat or something.
3) The contest was the first person to 10 beers
4) Urbane *puposefully lost the contest* by nursing one beer for about 10 minutes while NP drank about 5 or 6 or something.
5) Urbane was all "uhoh, i loooooooooost" and proceeded to smother NP with her boobs.
6) She then made the comment, for the 4 millionth time, that everyone had seen her boobs.
7) I pointed out that, well, she was stupid, because really, almost no one in the circle at that moment had seen them. I was NOT doing this so i could see them. First, i was sitting next to my beautiful girlfriend, and second, from the side shot i got when she was on NP, they didnt really look that appealing. In fact, I believe i said, "not everyone has seen them, so you really shouldn't say that"
8) She then takes on a "well, i can remedy that" attitude, when NO ONE had suggested that she do so, and unties her shirt and WHAMMY! WELCOME TO THERAPY!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:45:43 EDT (#)
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she's a human being. I don't even know her very well. Nor do I find her all that attractive. I'm saying these things because nobody deserves this."""
You don't know her very well? How come you know all these trivial Ubercon details? Again, if she was a man, you wouldn't be defending her. You're just parroting what she's telling you.
One day, when you have relationships, especially intimate ones, with people outside of the Internet, you will realize that crazy people are not human beings.
Now shut up boy. My brother moved to Hamilton. I'm gonna tell him to unplug your computer and we both know you couldn't survive that do we?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:44:56 EDT (#)
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When someone say/does something to you that greatly offends you do you:
a) Shrug it off
b) Tell the person that what they did was wrong
c) Leave, just plain leave, if you are that offended by someone, you should be able to get up and leave.
d) Make sure that everyone one who is close to you and all of the people you work with know about it, and if there are pictures make sure that they see them. Then say a big fuck you and I will never see you again to everyone involved.
e) Eat your way back to being a fucking blimp.
f) Both 'd' and 'e'
Urbane --> f
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:41:50 EDT (#)
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i've never spoken to her
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:39:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:36:44 (#)
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hahahaha, that hamilton guy is priceless.
How do you like your leash poodle?
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I was just about to say something like that...
He must be the metrosexual 'friend'.
Wow, its so nice that such a dirty slut has someone so willing to defend her. You are just trying to get into those plus sized panties and get some aren't you...
She told you that you were too good of 'friends' and she didnt 'ruin it' right?
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:38:49 EDT (#)
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Caul
she's a human being. I don't even know her very well. Nor do I find her all that attractive. I'm saying these things because nobody deserves this.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:36:44 EDT (#)
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hahahaha, that hamilton guy is priceless.
How do you like your leash poodle?
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:35:10 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry.
She purposefully lost a bet so that she wouldn't be driving drunk when she drove the people in her car home. A bet she never wanted to take but was pressured into so she just lost it quickly
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:33:51 EDT (#)
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didn't you only see them because she lost a bet and was asked to?
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:32:41 EDT (#)
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You hate her, Matt. We get it.
People do like her though. Many that have met her like her.
and not because they want to have sex with her either.
I hope she comes back because I enjoy her writing. I also hope she comes back just because you hate her so unjustly. Did she ever do anything to you?
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:30:27 EDT (#)
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I'm not defending her.
I know this. The abuse being flung at her is cruel. I'm sure she hasn't done anything to any of you. You just don't like her.
She is who she is. There is no need to treat someone like this.
I notice you keep flinging her mental issues out there. What if she is fucked up enough that this sends her into a depression where she winds up killing herself? Yes, I know. You're glad. But if it happened, I think you'd all feel a bit guilty.
I'm not defending any action of hers. I'm just asking you to treat others as you'd like to be treated. This is out of control and it makes you all look disgusting.
At least she knew when to shut up.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:30:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:03:32 (#)
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You guys are so busy trying to bait Urbane that none of you have noticed that she hasn't said a word on this site for days.
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It isn't called baiting, it's called nailing the coffin lid shut. I was going to make my own post with a longer version of that rant, but I decided against it because, in my mind, it would be giving her too much attention, and would also look like i was trying to leech off the popularity of this post. So i posted a brief version here, just to get my two cents in. I've been wanting to say some of that stuff since the moment i left Ubercon Michigan.
If I NEVER see another reply from her ever again on this site, it will be a mission accomplished to me. I don't care if she EVER sees the reply i posted. I'd prefer if bartbart would lock this post and we could forget Urbane ever existed, and i could get into therapy to get the hideous visage of those thunderbags out of my head.
Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:20:03 EDT (#)
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Do you have nothing better to do than gossip about and abuse a person you hardly know?"""
do you have nothing better to do than cry in her defense?
you all need to shut the fuck up. i suggest you lead the way.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:06:52 EDT (#)
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I think Urbane has tolerate character assasination and verbal abuse on this site better than any of you could. Why do you continue this? It's just sad.
Do you have nothing better to do than gossip about and abuse a person you hardly know?
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:05:22 EDT (#)
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I remember that, Apollo. You'd been attacking her posts for weeks prior to her getting angry at you.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:03:32 EDT (#)
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You guys are so busy trying to bait Urbane that none of you have noticed that she hasn't said a word on this site for days. You guys have won
AJ, what did she ever do to you? Nothing. You don't like her. Many of you don't. We get it.
Shut up and get over it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:00:17 EDT (#)
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I must say, and I don't to be seen has dancing on her grave but I once gave the most mild comment about something or other, I may have called her an 'ignorant ugly crackwhore' or something as minor as that and she threw a right tantrum!
She even had the gall to say I had a 'lonely bitter life' !
But then I guess she IS the expert.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-23 11:44:56 EDT (#)
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who gives a fucking shit
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-23 11:39:27 EDT (#)
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SISkelandfatboy - it was in the face. yes it was a dare. it was hilarious.
Caulincourt & DJMattb make terrific points.
amen.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-08-23 11:09:47 EDT (#)
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Have you ever met her SiskelandFatboy?
Exactly.
You people that are backing her up have no fucking idea how she is in real life. She really is the most unsavory character that you will ever meet in your entire life.
And DJMatt that was the best fucking reply on this post. Thank you.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-23 09:55:35 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/73737
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-08-23 09:53:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 09:32:34 (#)
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If DjMatt and I agree, there HAS to be some kind of truth.
I hear Val punches people in the head and that she threatens to stab them when they want her to shut the fuck up about her tits. Quite a few people told me she was one crazy bitch.
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Umm, No. Caul, you are wrong here......
She punched Tim in the stomach after he dared her to and she threatened people in her car for kicking her seat, PLAYFULLY!
I know her and she is far from a crazy bitch.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 09:32:34 EDT (#)
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If DjMatt and I agree, there HAS to be some kind of truth.
I hear Val punches people in the head and that she threatens to stab them when they want her to shut the fuck up about her tits. Quite a few people told me she was one crazy bitch.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-23 09:23:23 EDT (#)
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I'll give you my Rancid beanie for this account.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-23 08:45:16 EDT (#)
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Good rant Matt, and fuck Urbane, fucking slore.
-2ornado!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-08-23 04:34:46 EDT (#)
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i've come to the conclusion that Urbane is a whore in just about every definition I can think of. I was going to hold back on this rant due to the fact that many people apparently like(d) her, and she frequented Ubercons (the MI version of which I enjoyed thoroughly), and I'd rather just shut up and have a good time.
But fuck it.
Let me start off by saying that I know Urbane has some sort of deep seated mental issues, the details of which I dont know and dont really care. I know she uses this as her excuse to act however she wants, and everyone just eats it right up ("oh you have to forgive her for wanting to wave her funbags at every passing person. she's got a messed up head.").
Speaking of funbags. I REALLY hope Val is done coming to Ubercons. This is so I can show up and have a good time without the conversation constantly revolving around her tits and the fact that she owns a vibrator. You understand, reader, that no one else ever brings these subjects up, but somehow they're ALWAYS the topic of discussion. If I had a dollar for every time i heard Val say "everyone's seen my tits." or some variation of it, I'd own the Uberboard for a month.
Interesting side note, before a previous Ubercon (i forget which), Val promised me that if I showed up, I would get laid. Yeah. Classy girl. At this juncture, I'd spoken to her online maybe twice.
And now this move. Instead of just. fucking. leaving. Or making some kind of "goodbye for good" post for us to bitch about, you did this lame ass "i'm going to SELL MY ACCOUNT" like anyone on this fucking planet really gives two shits about having access to Urbane's account.
Look you fucking psychotic loser. If you're going to leave, fucking leave. Don't drag all this shit through the gutter.
As an end note, did anyone else notice how she managed to make those pictures as widly known and seen as possible, while still acting like she wanted them deleted? Like there's some sort of fight going on in her brain. Part of her doesn't want her sex pootie all over the internet, but part of her cant get enough of the attention.
Anyways, I'm done with this. Good fucking riddance. Maybe Ubersons wont suck as much now.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-23 03:21:56 EDT (#)
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not specifically.
I was speaking of an visual analysis of the fingers in picture #3 against other existing pictures of her fingers.
While it could not prove beyond a reasonable doubt that it is her in those pics, a preponderance of evidence exists that the vagina in question does belong to her.
wow. I think I have just sunk to a new low, and I apologize for it.
sorry.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-23 03:11:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-23 02:59:29 (#)
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don't forget the fingers.
***
fingerprint DNA?
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-08-23 03:07:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-22 22:09:16 (#)
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etc etc etc
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omg. for the first time in my life, i agree with Caul.
Whats this world coming to?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-23 02:59:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-22 04:53:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-08-22 03:10:14 (#)
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I thought this was shenanigans from the moment I saw the pictures. You never see Urbane's face. And why not deny it all?
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Because her dog was in the pictures, and she's posted so many pictures of that dog that everyone knows.
Heh. "We knew those explicit pics were of her because we recognized the dog."
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don't forget the fingers.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-22 22:15:40 EDT (#)
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I'll offer a bag of these granola thingys I got (their delicious) and my old cell phone that doesn't work...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-22 22:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-22 21:46:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:56:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:47:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Since this has affected your job is there any way you can take legal action?
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No. Ever heard of accountability? She sent those pictures and she told her co-workers about this place (who would do that?).
A good friend would tell her to suck it up and deal with her stupid actions, which you aren't doing right now.
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so listen. I heard you sent a picture of your manhood to a certain someone...
if that someone posted your manhood all over the place you would not be pissed?
what if for some ungodly reason a coworker found it and it got around your
office?
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I suggest you find something better than hearsay because you got it wrong. And even if I had send pictures of my cock, I wouldn't show my face, tell my co-workers about a website filled with unsuitable material and would certainly not publically bash this "certain someone" you've come up with.
Good job on that argument.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-22 22:07:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
like sands through the hour glass...these are the days of Uber life
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-08-22 22:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-22 21:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-22 19:35:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy stupidity batman!! Heres a +2 for the road. I bid 2 empty diet pepsi bottles, a 1/2 pack of marlboro lights, and a dirty condom on the urbane name.
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just a damned minute, here...
I'll pay 35 cents for the 1/2 pack of smokes.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-22 21:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:56:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:47:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Since this has affected your job is there any way you can take legal action?
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No. Ever heard of accountability? She sent those pictures and she told her co-workers about this place (who would do that?).
A good friend would tell her to suck it up and deal with her stupid actions, which you aren't doing right now.
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so listen. I heard you sent a picture of your manhood to a certain someone...
if that someone posted your manhood all over the place you would not be pissed?
what if for some ungodly reason a coworker found it and it got around your
office?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-22 21:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
evil
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-22 20:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-22 19:42:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
some dumbass who thought i gave a shit mailed me this link.
http://photobucket.com/albums/b11/H_G/?action=view¤t=lookatmenow.jpg
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The 2nd picture says "Tu as grossi". I wonder if that was an attempt to make me look like the author of this.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-22 20:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is it Val? As in Valtrex?
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-22 19:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
some dumbass who thought i gave a shit mailed me this link.
http://photobucket.com/albums/b11/H_G/?action=view¤t=lookatmenow.jpg
thought you should know so that you can get it removed.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-22 19:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy stupidity batman!! Heres a +2 for the road. I bid 2 empty diet pepsi bottles, a 1/2 pack of marlboro lights, and a dirty condom on the urbane name.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-22 18:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It wasn't so much an "image of a naked body" as an anatomical analysis of Urbane's slippery bits.
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-08-22 17:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I still think it's so funny that as people we're still so scared and offended by the image of a naked body. We have the right to privacy, but when we give up that right, we shouldn't be so shocked to see it exploited.
Justice to most teenagers is nothing more than doing everything they can to destroy their enemies while protecting their friends. And most of us never make it past that stage; you can see it all over Ubersite.
Bad form, yes. But I really don't know that you should be fired because naked pictures show up on some website online. I readily admit I know nothing of the corporate world, but I think that's going too far.
Still it would be nice if more users acted their age. I'm 19; I have my excuse.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-22 17:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:10:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:47:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Since this has affected your job is there any way you can take legal action?
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If her place of employment decided to sack her because of this, then yes, there will be PLENTY of legal action, against them.
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Indeed.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-22 17:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I aim to please.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-22 17:33:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-22 17:25:25 (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:54:39 (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:43:20 (#)
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So is Val Urbane? Cause if so that would explain alot...
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Her name is Val I believe, but not to be confused with username Val...I think.
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You are correct, badass.
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FINALLY, THANK YOU Ashlee...
I am alot less perplexed now...
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-22 17:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:54:39 (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:43:20 (#)
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So is Val Urbane? Cause if so that would explain alot...
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Her name is Val I believe, but not to be confused with username Val...I think.
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You are correct, badass.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-22 16:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just checking to see if my one penny won the account yet?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-22 16:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SLORE!!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-08-22 15:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:06:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
and because the catholic's may care about gay.... but the rest of the world really doesn't. And it's no secret that I date women
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Ha, buts its a secret you have a cunt right.
Im done with this, maybe.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-22 14:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait a minute... Urbane. Urbaaaane... Hmm...
Haven't I seen your tits and pussy somewhere?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-22 14:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut down uber; It's a cesspool! I can't spend five minutes here without wading ankle deep in human effluence. Burn it all down and build a parking lot for the information superhighway.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-22 14:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I shat and wept. Can you believe that?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:43:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
So is Val Urbane? Cause if so that would explain alot...
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Her name is Val I believe, but not to be confused with username Val...I think.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So is Val Urbane? Cause if so that would explain alot...
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This whole fiasco is terrible as it discourages women from taking and sending nude photos of themselves. How counterproductive. I wonder how many minds you have poisoned. How many women have you prevented from fornicating?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good luck, Val. I'm sorry you had to learn such a harsh lesson.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:47:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Since this has affected your job is there any way you can take legal action?
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If her place of employment decided to sack her because of this, then yes, there will be PLENTY of legal action, against them.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:47:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Since this has affected your job is there any way you can take legal action?
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No. Ever heard of accountability? She sent those pictures and she told her co-workers about this place (who would do that?).
A good friend would tell her to suck it up and deal with her stupid actions, which you aren't doing right now.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:47:22 (#)
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Since this has affected your job is there any way you can take legal action?
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I don't think so if she sent him the pictures.
And how did her work find them?
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You can't leave now, you just got interesting.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:49:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:47:22 (#)
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Since this has affected your job is there any way you can take legal action?
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Good Question......
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Since this has affected your job is there any way you can take legal action?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"so now everyone and their mother's pets have seen her fiddle her diddle on the interweb, including her coworkers, so the only thing she can do is leave in shame, when at one time she is quoted to saying"
So, did someone send the link to her family/coworkers or do they just frequent Uber?
Cause I could post a picute of my cock on ubersite and the only people who would see it are the people on Uber, not my family/coworkers/girlfriend/pets/anyone else...
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's kind of fucked up. I guess it'll really ruin your Monday huh?
I can only imagine the talk by the water cooler...
Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you deserve it
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What happens if someone buys the account, pretends to be you and then reposts the pictures? "Hi guys, these are from my personal album".
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:45:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY!
Can someone explain just what the fuck is going on here?
All of a sudden it's like someone has stuck their cock in a hornet's nest and is pissing out stingers at the whole population.
Seriously, I'm confused, and seeing as I'm bored on a Monday, I need to understand the uber-drama.
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The pictures of her snatch and fat boobs were being forwarded around (they even dropped into my email from someone who knows me because I was arguing with the cunt) until someone had the balls to post them. Bart removed them, twice. She got pissed but since she slammed the very guy (among others) who she sent the pictures to, what the fuck did she expect?
She's the kind of girl that would walk into a room full of renown rapists and flash her boobs to get their attention then cry about how she's always a victim of abuse when they'd be done gang-raping her.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
urbane sent naked pictures to someone and i'm pretty sure vulva posted it http://www.ubersite.com/m/73583
so now everyone and their mother's pets have seen her fiddle her diddle on the interweb, including her coworkers, so the only thing she can do is leave in shame, when at one time she is quoted to saying
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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-18 19:37:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
as discussed many times.
those aren't me. when asked for nude/or skimpily clad pics? i give people whatever the fuck pics i stumble on. No, not of me. I'm not going to give a bunch of horny, panting, internet dumbasses nudes of me
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that was three days ago. So not only is she a whore, she's a liar.
Submitted by teflonscraper (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't let the door hit your greasy vag on the way out
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:03:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
What happened while I was away this weekend?
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Urbane sent naughty pictures to someone, who then posted them under a different account, I believe. I'm a bit hazy on that bit. Now she's understandably upset and apparently leaving. Amazing what can happen when you go away for even a weekend.
I think I got that right. I'm not sure though. So much bullshitting goes on here, its hard to keep it all straight.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY!
Can someone explain just what the fuck is going on here?
All of a sudden it's like someone has stuck their cock in a hornet's nest and is pissing out stingers at the whole population.
Seriously, I'm confused, and seeing as I'm bored on a Monday, I need to understand the uber-drama.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your twat is dripping with irony.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-18 19:37:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
as discussed many times.
those aren't me. when asked for nude/or skimpily clad pics? i give people whatever the fuck pics i stumble on. No, not of me. I'm not going to give a bunch of horny, panting, internet dumbasses nudes of me
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/73476#1534764
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I BELIEVE YOU! I REALLY DO!!!!
not.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck is going on here?
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry Val but from a outside stance that I have.
Not knowing you or anyone else involved.
This seems to me just a way to get attention. If you were really wanting to leave and never comeback then your last posy would have been fine but now you need to sell your account?
You might want to check on that unhealthy need for people to pity you that you have.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now can begin your illustrious career in porn. SO much commotion over a pink taco cameo.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wouldn't touch this bullshit with a ten foot pole. """
You just did moron : "Gee, somehow I'm not. Maybe I'm just cruel, but the people involved, including her, are manipulative fuckfaces."
Columnists do that a lot to. They claim neutrality on a subject everyone has their two cents on in an attempt to look laid back with a "balanced" perspective. Then they give their shitty opinions like everyone else.
Submitted by FallenZer0 (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry about all this =/ i talked to you yesterday about it, and my sentimints are the same. "this blows..."
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't sell your account
Dissapear for a while if you want.
But don't sell your account. :-(
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-08-22 10:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-08-22 10:29:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry to see you go, Urbane =(
Gee, somehow I'm not. Maybe I'm just cruel, but the people involved, including her, are manipulative fuckfaces. I wouldn't touch this bullshit with a ten foot pole.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-22 10:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73570
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73570
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73570
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73570
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73570
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73570
That oughta do it!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-22 10:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-22 10:02:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Am I wrong to think that this might be the greatest shenanigans of all time? Am I the first to think this?
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The pics were her. You can tell by the dog, by the midget fingers, and by the boobs being in the Uberboob directory, aka the Bible.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-08-22 10:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry to see you go, Urbane =(
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-22 10:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Am I wrong to think that this might be the greatest shenanigans of all time? Am I the first to think this?
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-08-22 09:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, she's got a BA and maybe a year's worth (I could be wrong) of experience since she quit the paramedics...and you think she makes six figures? If that's true...maybe trees aren't my true calling.
Cut the lady some slack. Build a kinder, gentler Ubersite.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-22 09:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:03:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:02:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-22 00:56:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
I never use AIM, really.
thorpe87
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LIEK OMFG I AM SO POSTING THIS ON UBER NEKID ALL YOUR AIM ARE BELONG TO THEM TEH MINUTE I CAN GET OFF TEH TOILET!!
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Hahahaha I didn't understand a word of that.
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Wow, shitty day at the Danger household?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-22 09:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, google sure cached that quickly!
I'm sure I saw aj's watch up your cunt.
And a tractor.
And Shamu.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-22 09:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just change your password like this:
type a bunch of random letters into word. Highlight 7 or 8 letters and copy them. Paste into password fields, and VOILA!
You don't know your password, and neither does anyone else.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-22 09:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who posted them, or was it an alter?
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-22 09:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHOW US YOUR TITS!!
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-08-22 08:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:-(
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-08-22 08:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but hey, you don't have to leave...
Submitted by CoffeeAndSmokes (user info) at 2005-08-22 08:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good luck to you
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-08-22 08:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think it's a shame that you have to leave, but i understand why. It was the shittiest thing to have happened to anyone.
However, I don't understand why you would want to sell your account. Sounds like melodrama to me. Hence the -2 for dragging this out.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-22 08:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll selling pictures of my cat naked at noon....who wants to start the bidding?
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2005-08-22 07:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yea, I discovered that, and then I discover that the posts been removed. After a fucking hour of searching.`Fuck that. Talk about a seriously dark day for uber, the now not so chaotic site.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-22 07:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Val got her vag and tits out. And everyone she didn't want to see them....saw them. Such is my understanding of the scenario after a quick skim.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2005-08-22 07:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what post is everybody shitting about, fuck I hate being away for teh weekend..
Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-22 05:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stfu n00b.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-08-22 05:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:35:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
You got more attention than you hoped for, it seems.
At this point, laying low might be wiser.
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True, things blow over. However, was a pretty damn stupid thing to do - but life is about learning.
Having a bit of decorum and self respect would be good now.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-08-22 05:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so.... where does one find these naked photos of Urbane getting pounded by her dog ?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-22 04:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-08-22 03:10:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought this was shenanigans from the moment I saw the pictures. You never see Urbane's face. And why not deny it all?
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Because her dog was in the pictures, and she's posted so many pictures of that dog that everyone knows.
Heh. "We knew those explicit pics were of her because we recognized the dog."
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2005-08-22 04:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i leave uber for a month and this is what i return to?
what the fuck is this about?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-22 04:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This place is so fucked up right now. First shlongy's "outing", then all the tomstalkery, and now those fucking pictures??? What in the fucking fuck? I swear this place was so ordinary this past year and now it's just plain weird.
It was my Uberverssary on Saturday, go see my latest post, might cheer you up.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-22 03:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-08-22 03:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post was brought to you by The United Postal Service. Glad to be of service.
Yeah right.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-08-22 03:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Flaahgra (user info) at 2005-08-22 02:43:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Something within me is screaming "Shenanigans!".
If it does end up shenanigans, I'd have to say that Gib has been one-upped.
Hahahahahaha. Mind-blowing.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-22 03:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Goes To College
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-08-22 03:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy fucking christ.
How many more posts are we going to have announcing that you're taking a hiatus or you're going to leave? JUST FUCKING GO. Don't try to garner more attention for yourself by having some bullshit account auction - it's hardly a commodity, is it?
Salvage what is left of your dignity and just fuck off so uber isn't continously polluted with 'urbane this' and 'urbane that'. You were overexposed before we were all subjected to an extreme closeup of your cervix - anybody with an ounce of intelligence would have taken the hint by now.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-22 03:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What about all the poor people who had to see those revolting pictures? Why doesn't anyone think about us?
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-08-22 03:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought this was shenanigans from the moment I saw the pictures. You never see Urbane's face. And why not deny it all?
Great work for one of the best scams on uber ever.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-08-22 02:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
R is for regret
Submitted by Flaahgra (user info) at 2005-08-22 02:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Something within me is screaming "Shenanigans!".
If it does end up shenanigans, I'd have to say that Gib has been one-upped.
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-08-22 02:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't understand why you just did not deny that it was you the whole time.
Sorry to see you go.
Maybe one day we can all hold hands around a campfire and sing 'Kumbaya'
Until then.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
good lord. dare i even ask why your family and coworkers browse uber?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:38:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:35:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
You got more attention than you hoped for, it seems.
At this point, laying low might be wiser.
Just a hint.
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typical of the French..
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US Soldier-"Do you happen to know the exact number of French troops required to defend
the city of Paris?"
French General- "Why no, I don't"
US Soldier- "That's OK no one does"
French General- "Why not?"
US Soldier- "Because it's never been attempted!"
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so true Danger
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
typical of the French.. """
Funny. But in her case, not adding oil to the fire seems harder than simply stopping.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ya done fucked up.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:35:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
You got more attention than you hoped for, it seems.
At this point, laying low might be wiser.
Just a hint.
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typical of the French..
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You got more attention than you hoped for, it seems.
At this point, laying low might be wiser.
Just a hint.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I barely make three figures a week, and I live with my parents,
AND I'M BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i once ran in a figure of eight..
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, but you've never claimed to make six figures, either.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That was really mean dude. I live with my mom... and what?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm heartbroken.
Now that you've lost that contract it'll take you even longer to move out of your parent's house.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll stick with 2070.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What happened while I was away this weekend?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:02:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-22 00:56:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
I never use AIM, really.
thorpe87
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LIEK OMFG I AM SO POSTING THIS ON UBER NEKID ALL YOUR AIM ARE BELONG TO THEM TEH MINUTE I CAN GET OFF TEH TOILET!!
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Hahahaha I didn't understand a word of that.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-22 00:56:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
I never use AIM, really.
thorpe87
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LIEK OMFG I AM SO POSTING THIS ON UBER NEKID ALL YOUR AIM ARE BELONG TO THEM TEH MINUTE I CAN GET OFF TEH TOILET!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-22 00:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never use AIM, really.
thorpe87
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-22 00:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why, of all people, would you worry about Kaelic being banned?
He is the quintessential shit stirrer. He only perpetuates.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2005-08-22 00:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ban this, bitch. Woo!
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-22 00:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-22 00:41:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, it's up and gone already.
Hopefully Kaelic gets a ban.
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Um, AIM?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-22 00:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, it's up and gone already.
Hopefully Kaelic gets a ban.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-08-22 00:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ummm. bye?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-22 00:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope you win lots of money. Lots and lots.
Submitted by Divinity (user info) at 2005-08-22 00:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MisterCeltic (user info) at 2005-08-21 23:57:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
No interest in the account, but I'll give you $50 for the rest of the roll of film.
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See Urbane? I told you porn was the way to go, you slut.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-21 23:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-21 23:10:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Danger - I'm quite concerned about you. What's wrong? I hope you feel better.
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thank you ashlee, i have been poisoned by my own hand with dodgy chicken but those fuckers at my local IGA are indirectly responsible and i will see their arses in court after i stop seeing mine in the reflection of the water in my can. i need teepee for my bumhole...
Submitted by MisterCeltic (user info) at 2005-08-21 23:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No interest in the account, but I'll give you $50 for the rest of the roll of film.
This is by far the best uber-drama to date. Thanks.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-21 23:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-21 23:06:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
listen you cunts i am sick! when are you going to stop worrying about val and start worrying about me! i am fucking dying here!! sorry to see you go val but wtf were you thinking? still doesn't excuse vulva or wiggles or whoever the fuck it was from doing what they did, but fuck me girl you fucked up. if that turdburger arnie posts my pictures on the net i will fuck him over, but at least i didn't mail them to him, i woke up in a tattoo parlor with a used condom in my arse, so i can still hold my head high. ow, my stomach sounds like there's a small army of mordor inside of it..
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Is anyone else besides me laughing their fool ass off at that?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-21 23:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, Val.
I felt bad for you when the pics were posted. I feel bad for you now, because you don't have the ability to laugh it off and hold your head up.
But selling your account? There must be reasoning here I don't understand. If you want to leave, leave... why do this?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-21 23:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jesus christ, people...let it go.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-21 23:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-21 23:12:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-21 23:08:07 (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:49:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, no it isn't. What zakalwe did was fine, because she'd already posted them. That's the point.
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Thorpe, I can't believe I have to break this down for you.
-My suggestion was not that Zak was wrong.
-Quite frankly, it seems odd to me that her client-fans were not already repulsed.....given her prior posts.
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Ah. Sorry, it seemed like that was what you were suggesting, given you linked to Zak's post and all. But yeah, my mistake.
It comes down to the fact that it's up to her what pictures of her get posted on here. I'm not saying she wasn't stupid in giving people nude pics, but that it's a completely toolish thing to do to post them.
Ultimately, Bart should just ban everybody involved, given she's "leaving" anyway.
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Okay.....I linked Zak's post because it seemed "okay" by Urbane's definition of what would or would not make or break her career.
Turns out, it's even more interesting given that the pictures were compiled from HER posts.
If these bosses/clients/relatives read HER posts and see the pictures that SHE provides, they would not be shocked or disgusted by what has transpired this weekend.
The ethics of others are irrelevant in my opinion.
Submitted by manectric (user info) at 2005-08-21 23:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-08-21 23:08:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't be a quitter. Many on this site are assholes because they can be,
attacking others from the cloak of internet anonimity. Hang in and fight
back. The brainless twits will get bored and stop.
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Don't worry, I don't think she'll ever get bored and stop going to uber.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-21 23:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-21 23:08:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:49:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, no it isn't. What zakalwe did was fine, because she'd already posted them. That's the point.
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Thorpe, I can't believe I have to break this down for you.
-My suggestion was not that Zak was wrong.
-Quite frankly, it seems odd to me that her client-fans were not already repulsed.....given her prior posts.
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Ah. Sorry, it seemed like that was what you were suggesting, given you linked to Zak's post and all. But yeah, my mistake.
It comes down to the fact that it's up to her what pictures of her get posted on here. I'm not saying she wasn't stupid in giving people nude pics, but that it's a completely toolish thing to do to post them.
Ultimately, Bart should just ban everybody involved, given she's "leaving" anyway.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-08-21 23:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are the definition of beyond attention whoring.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-21 23:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Danger - I'm quite concerned about you. What's wrong? I hope you feel better.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-21 23:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:49:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, no it isn't. What zakalwe did was fine, because she'd already posted them. That's the point.
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Thorpe, I can't believe I have to break this down for you.
-My suggestion was not that Zak was wrong.
-Quite frankly, it seems odd to me that her client-fans were not already repulsed.....given her prior posts.
You see?
Now, get on AIM so that we can discuss Urbane's vagina in private.
P.S. Please don't repeat anything I say to you via alernate means of communication. I trust you and you should not violate me because we've exchanged words.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-08-21 23:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't be a quitter. Many on this site are assholes because they can be,
attacking others from the cloak of internet anonimity. Hang in and fight
back. The brainless twits will get bored and stop.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-21 23:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
listen you cunts i am sick! when are you going to stop worrying about val and start worrying about me! i am fucking dying here!! sorry to see you go val but wtf were you thinking? still doesn't excuse vulva or wiggles or whoever the fuck it was from doing what they did, but fuck me girl you fucked up. if that turdburger arnie posts my pictures on the net i will fuck him over, but at least i didn't mail them to him, i woke up in a tattoo parlor with a used condom in my arse, so i can still hold my head high. ow, my stomach sounds like there's a small army of mordor inside of it..
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-21 23:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:55:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Just take the number of penny rolls and multiply that number by 50 and there you go, Coward!
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No silly.
I'm going to break six figures this year and I'm all giddy.
Submitted by alex.lifeson (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You could have just said they weren't pictures of you. Like, "that guy just posted some random naked woman to make me look stupid." Unless your face was in these pictures. (Which I don't intend to see.)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just take the number of penny rolls and multiply that number by 50 and there you go, Coward!
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:45:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Smart move.
But I'm not sure that you would have left your computer chair anyway. I mean, really, what else do you have to do?
It's obvious you have zero friends and no life outside of Uber, and the 12 porn site you visit daily.
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Those are very valid points and questions.
I actually have quite a bit to do and occasionally get out of my chair. In fact, right now I'm taking a shit.
I do happen to have 1 friend, no wait, 2, and I do have a life outside of Uber!
I don't visit porn sites.
I have to go count my money now.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, no it isn't. What zakalwe did was fine, because she'd already posted them. That's the point.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-21 21:53:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-21 21:49:29 (#)
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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-21 21:10:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Also, why was THIS post okay?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67770
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Because she chose to post those pictures.
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Oh, right. It's doesn't ruin your life if you post your own boobs and dildo. I forgot.
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Interesting point.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Smart move.
But I'm not sure that you would have left your computer chair anyway. I mean, really, what else do you have to do?
It's obvious you have zero friends and no life outside of Uber, and the 12 porn site you visit daily.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:37:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
I want it to be you Swampy.
Just pass along that info I've been requesting and you get the first shot.
Deal, coward?
On a side note, have you left your little shitstained apartment at all this weekend, faggot?
--------------------------------
Are you kidding? I don't even step out my door anymore for fear that you might be waiting on me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I want it to be you Swampy.
Just pass along that info I've been requesting and you get the first shot.
Deal, coward?
On a side note, have you left your little shitstained apartment at all this weekend, faggot?
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:28:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
This chick popped onto AIM to bitch about something to MANICMOTHER?
What the fuck is this broad's story?
Go away. Check into the nuthouse. Get help. And shut THE FUCK UP already.
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You shut the fuck up, bitch.
What are you going to do if she doesn't? Flex on her? Put some tough internet smack talk on her? Run and tell Bart she's still here? You pathetic whiny cocksucker, somebody needs to slap you in your midget head.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This chick popped onto AIM to bitch about something to MANICMOTHER?
What the fuck is this broad's story?
Go away. Check into the nuthouse. Get help. And shut THE FUCK UP already.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:33:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
"nor am i pathetic enough to go further"
too late to not look pathetic you doughy whore
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Bahaha. DMD is focking hilarious.
With Urbane gone, ubersite will now have 50% less UBER-DRAMA. WOOO, the good writing may return.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
just leave already.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll miss you.
For your account I will give you....
- A date with me
OR
- A night in bed with me
OR
- 5 000 in monopoly money
OR
- A hug and 2 500 in monopoly money
I will also give you Star Wars Episode I Monopoly money at your request, but not a combination of both.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, lady. I didn't think ya had that kind of fire in ya... you'se a feisty one.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-21 21:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-21 21:49:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-21 21:10:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Also, why was THIS post okay?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67770
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Because she chose to post those pictures.
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Oh, right. It's doesn't ruin your life if you post your own boobs and dildo. I forgot.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-21 21:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-21 21:24:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-21 21:10:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Also, why was THIS post okay?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67770
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whoa, stop. this has nothing to do with me. all the pictures on that post were taken from old posts of Urbane's.
Rad is the only Uberer who's sent me nudes.
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I was referring to her rating and disregard for the Catholic _______'s position on strap ons.
I guess they think it's okay if there's no nip showing and we don't have a look at her innards.
BTW- is it me, or does the last picture on the infamous post remind you of Zoidberg from Futurama?
Submitted by manectric (user info) at 2005-08-21 21:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This post was tributed to you.
http://ubersite.com/m/67746
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-21 21:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-21 21:10:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Also, why was THIS post okay?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67770
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Because she chose to post those pictures.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-21 21:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-21 21:10:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Also, why was THIS post okay?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67770
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whoa, stop. this has nothing to do with me. all the pictures on that post were taken from old posts of Urbane's.
Rad is the only Uberer who's sent me nudes.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-08-21 21:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Boo fuckity hoo.
If anyone actually buys this they are fucking retarded.
This is quite possibly the most retarded drama every to take place on this fucking site.
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2005-08-21 21:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Giving up because of nude pictures?
Fuck that.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-21 21:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Also, why was THIS post okay?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67770
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-08-21 21:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I feel for your pain and Anguish and Hope it all works out for you Urbane.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you "trusted" the person so much, why did you take certain cautionary measures such as not including your face?
Seems to me like you knew by doing that, you'd not incriminate yourself.
Also, why would you post under your name thereby alerting ANYONE who keeps track of your posts of this "mishap"? As it stood before, there was a possiblity that your real life fans would have been none the wiser.
You obviously aren't stupid, so this whole victim/naive attitude is annoying and bullshitish.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Selling it???
Just leave, if you have to. Way to draw it out even longer. Sorry to see you go but.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know what rhymes with drama?
Mama. And Llama.
Here's proof: http://www.ubersite.com/m/73579
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Drama, drama, drama.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:28:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
shut the fuck up swamp. i'm not even going to start in there. nor am i pathetic enough to go further
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whoa! i haven't said a goddamn thing to you about any of this. it's got nothing to do with me.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"nor am i pathetic enough to go further"
too late to not look pathetic you doughy whore
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what happened?
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shut the fuck up swamp. i'm not even going to start in there. nor am i pathetic enough to go further
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:24:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Vulva and i have been TALKING for awhile. We were JUST FRIENDS. Christ. Enjoy letting your rage lead you into what you want to think. I did jack shit with him. Yes, I was a fucking MORON because i gave a guy i was NOT INVOLVED with who AGREES THAT WE WEREN'T TOGETHER pictures of me.
I didn't string him the fuck along. I flat fucking out SAID DO NOT COME VISIT ME. Why? Because I don't want to be friendly with someone who is constantly screaming at me about disagreeing with his opinions.
YES I'M A DAMN IDIOT. But you're making this into way more that it fucking was. There was no relationship. NOTHING. I was a jackass who made friends with a fucking LUNATIC that couldn't handle that someone didn't want to be friends with him because he behaved like a child and was a jerk,
whatever you want to think Alesha. The only opinion that matters to me is Ben's on this. I'll defend myself, but you can think whatever you want about me. I spoke to Ben yesterday and he's fine.
and no, Ben and I are not together. For the record. Yet again... another thing you don't know shit about and don't understand
fucking idiot. before you go defending someone... find out if they're actually upset
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
God damnit.
Get some guts, so some people saw you fuckin naked, you're not as unattractive as some chicks I've seen get nailed on the internet. I've seen fat six hundred pounts chicks with tits past their waste have the shit pounded out of them by Ron Jeremy, who gives a fuck if they've seen you naked.
If you insist on quitting work though, for possible new careers I would reccomend selling your body for heroin and/or cocaine.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:23:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
So mature.... popping on AIM to tell me to go fuck myself for a comment.
You said you were talking to Vulva for 7 months and that the pictures went out before camp?
That's why you were sucking face with Genkoat MI-Con and telling him you loved him not more than a week back?
Lady, GET FUCKED!
You reap what you sow, bitch. NOW DEAL WITH IT!
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I fucking LOVE YOU
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And that is ALL I'm saying on this matter.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So mature.... popping on AIM to tell me to go fuck myself for a comment.
You said you were talking to Vulva for 7 months and that the pictures went out before camp?
That's why you were sucking face with Genkoat MI-Con and telling him you loved him not more than a week back?
Lady, GET FUCKED!
You reap what you sow, bitch. NOW DEAL WITH IT!
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry to see you go, Val.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:05:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
whatever.
I'll give your a dollar more than the highest bidder.
I WIN
I bid 800 trillion dollars
you win, but lose
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I saw your boobies and your no-no region.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's time to stop.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BAD FORM!
If you walk away, it shouldn't be for this reason. Your presence/absence should be the result of a dseire to post or to not post on this site, not the result of some stupid actions taken by a couple people that were the direct result of your actions. Whether you decide to leave or not, you will still be forced to deal with the aftermath of what you and other people did, and staying or going will NOT dictate the way that you handle, or the way you need to handle, this problem!
Not that this is about appearances, but walking away at a peak time like this will make you look weak, in terms of how you handle this kind of moral dilemma. You want to truly make a change in how this fiasco is turning out? Don't bully, pester, or begrudge anybody for what they have done, as long as their actions directly stem from what you have done and can be viewed as ample retribution in someone's eyes. Maybe they are wrong in how they are handling it... but don't give them the pleasure of acknowledging it. Walk with your head up high, be the bigger person, and don't succumb to the behavior of everyone around here this weekend. You have a chance to prove that you are better than that, but you're blowing it at the moment.
And I'm not suggesting that you prove yourself for me, because you don't owe me anything- but I would think you would believe that you owe it to yourself.
Submitted by Divinity (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:04:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
are you actually selling this?
How about just giving it away, and letting it go cleanly?
selling it seems trashy to me.
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Trashy? She's giving out nude pictures of herself, what do you expect?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whatever.
I'll give your a dollar more than the highest bidder.
I WIN
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you actually selling this?
How about just giving it away, and letting it go cleanly?
selling it seems trashy to me.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoops. I feel sorry for you, though.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Probably your best choice. I'd like to say stick around and it will all get better, however, that is bullshit. It's too bad I don't have my notorious Biznochizzle account lying around anymore, you could have had a fine time playing a perverse, male sex-fiend. Which, obviously, other people are doing fine. This did not make me smile, but I will give it a +1 anyway.
Submitted by Divinity (user info) at 2005-08-21 20:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, shit, it's about damn time somebody got around to accusing me of being an alter.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Divinity (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:44:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Suck it up, chief.
In fact, take this opportunity to jump into the porn industry. Your current career is already fucked, so make some money by getting fucked, you whiny fucking bitch. Fuckity fuck fuck.
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so brave you had to become an alter to say this. Bravo
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't go. This whole thing is stupid, and you can be stronger than this. Prove how tough you are by sticking around. If you bail out now, they win.
Submitted by Divinity (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Suck it up, chief.
In fact, take this opportunity to jump into the porn industry. Your current career is already fucked, so make some money by getting fucked, you whiny fucking bitch. Fuckity fuck fuck.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:38:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
I've got some nekid pics of that fucktard Danger, and you can tell they're him because there's a deceptacon insignia tattooed on his arse, who wants them, besides williamson and thorpe?
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The authorities..... And Wayne Bennett. That guy has a thing for male butthole.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Some nude pics, big whoop. The sun will probably rise tomorrow, I imagine. Ruck up and move on. No reason to be so despondent.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've got some nekid pics of that fucktard Danger, and you can tell they're him because there's a deceptacon insignia tattooed on his arse, who wants them, besides williamson and thorpe?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hell, kid. You did something stupid, but you didn't do something hurtful and malicious.
Anybody who knows you and who is worth knowing will understand that.
Having said that, you have a shitty time ahead. Just remember that people have done far worse and try and keep the whole thing in perspective.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:32:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
What's all the hubbub, bub?
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to sum up, 50% of the people hate Val so they think it's ok to have over the top shit posted on here. The other 50% can't figure out what the fuck is going on.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DON'T LEAVE US!
Sure, there are fuck-ups among us *cough VULVA*. You have an overall rating of 1.11; that's a bit of a feat when you're presented with a lovely, vicious crowd like Uber. It was an awkward moment, to be sure, but Bart-Bart has deleted the post, so let's let this pass. We'll all forget it happened.
As for you, Shlong, Urbane may have done some unwise things, but why be a dick? Is this what the society of Ubersite is about - you would leave your internet pals to the dogs? Come on, surely even you, the King of Heartless, could feel a teensy bit bad about this?
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's all the hubbub, bub?
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:28:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No thanks.. I'll keep 3094, thanks. But the whole numbering equalling automatic rank is bullshit, anyway.
Oh yeah, and bye. I liked your posts. It's a shame all the stupid shit that happened to you.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, maybe if his sister was 13.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
can't wait to see that asshole banned.
if he's not i've lost all respect for this website...well...not that i had alot to begin with but...what i mean is that the little respect i have is...no...wait.
ummm
fuck it.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:16:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Boo fucking hoo. Everybody get together and cry for poor Val. She gave up nude pics to a random guy on the internet and now shes ruined. Then take her name so everybody on Ubersite will beg you to suck them off.
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While I don't agree with Val's behavior some of the time.......ok, lots of the time
I could never condone this and the fact that you do says a lot about your lack of character. Maybe if your sister was a bit foolish and did this and then her shit was all over the internet you'd laugh at her while you beat off to the pictures. You strike me as that type of guy
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i said that about the ones habeeb posted over a year ago.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck would want THIS account?
I still will NEVER understand what the fuck you were thinking when...
1) You TOOK these pictures
b) You sent these pictures
3) to a veritable stranger
Good luck with all that.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-21 18:56:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Honestly I'm sorry to see you go. Some people on here are obviously real fucking dickheads.
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Like Danger_Ranger, he's a dickhead.... and a fuckface. He is a dickhead fuckface fuckface fuck.
I thought you said those pictures weren't you?
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Boo fucking hoo. Everybody get together and cry for poor Val. She gave up nude pics to a random guy on the internet and now shes ruined. Then take her name so everybody on Ubersite will beg you to suck them off.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:13:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm taking bids on who would like to shoot me in the face as well
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I'll pay lots to do that. I won't be using my dick either.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If we can just use paint guns....I'm up for the shooting
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Spagnuts
Was pretty funny though but I did'nt type that.
I only thought it
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm taking bids on who would like to shoot me in the face as well
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:08:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm anticipating that I'll be camping on here until the Simpsons come on, then I'm off like Urbane's panties.
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That's a bit harsh.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is weak. What would make you think that someone would want to use this account? FFS.
If Uber is a chapter of your life which you wish to leave behind, then go. If you're staying then grin and bear it and get on with getting on...
and next time keep the naughty pics for your boyfriend (not an internet acquaintance.)
Sheesh.
Good Luck to you.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't give away the account. Someone else will take advantage of it and make it worse.
Sorry all this shit happened. You're a good author and I'll miss your stuff. Ciao, bella.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FOR SALE
1996 Suburban with 12 guage shotgun hole in passenger door
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm anticipating that I'll be camping on here until the Simpsons come on, then I'm off like Urbane from Uber
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh and since i am in control of this? if you're an asshole who will abuse the account... no way would i let you have it
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can I use monopoly money?
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and because the catholic's may care about gay.... but the rest of the world really doesn't. And it's no secret that I date women
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
we weren't topless. you can see the straps of my top under my hair. and she's wearing a top too with the straps pushed down on her shoulders.
idiot
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im sorry we live in a world where people cannot function if others have seen them nude.
You were a damn good uberer good luck with life, try not to let other people bother you so much.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2005-08-21 19:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll bid a dollar.
So, hey, can you answer why all these religious groups/red cross/elederly men you work with are making a big deal about this, but not about the topless picture where you're kissing another woman? That seems like it might rile a few conservative feathers, too. Huh.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-21 18:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
They said the same thing about Urkle; that little snot. Boy I'd like
to smack that kid.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart Gets Famous
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-21 18:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is a good idea.
Let people have your account and post even more incriminating content.
Were you dropped at birth?
For fuck's sake, way to drag this out even longer.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-21 18:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Honestly I'm sorry to see you go. Some people on here are obviously real fucking dickheads.
Goodbye.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-08-21 18:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
awesome