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Submitted by Adam Marflitt <adam_the_incontinent.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-07-07 06:06:48 EDT
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I hate Big Brother, I hate the people that watch it, I hate the people that make it, I especially hate the people that are in it and I despise and will cockdrop anyone who tries to defend it now.
Its shite, Its akin to stalking, if I was to go to someone's house and stare in through their window to see what they were doing, I would get arrested, (but that might be because I've got a record for doing that). Its like going to the house of someone you don't know so you can sit in the corner, watch them all talk and be twats and don't say a word yourself. I mean really, get a life, and some friends!
That reminds me of how much I hate soaps (not the cleaning kind, though I'm not to keen on those, just out of interest, who here would buy edible soap? I think It would be great), they are just as fucking bad. Now I can hear you soap addicts out there whining "but Adam, its so gritty and realistic", is it bollocks! For starters, on one of the soaps shown regularly in England, on one street in the last year there has been a suicide, a murder, a rape, 3 engagements, 2 divorces, about 10 fights, far too many gays and a lot of bombs going off and a partridge in a pear tree (I have mostly done this list from overheard conversations, girlfriends watching soaps while I poke my eyes and moan feverishly and magazine articles I've read, so if its wrong, I don't care). Now forgive me for thinking that you have to be a retard to live there and not move out. On top of this, another soap is set in Manchester, which is a lovely beautiful Idyllic and above all, safe and crime free place to live (sarcasm), now in this soap people will pull up to the local shop in their automobiles, go in for a snack, a drink and a conversation about how Darrel raped Sharon, got her pregnant, married her, divorced her and murdered her yesterday, they then come out of the shop 5 minutes later and all the wheels are still on the car, Its ridiculous, it wouldn't happen! Ever!
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Submitted by Ragman (user info) at 2005-07-18 04:07:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nefarious (user info) at 2005-07-07 06:26:31 EDT (#)
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You're only getting a positive review as I also despise Big Brother. No doubt this post will attract an armada of -2's, so this may make %0.01 difference. I wrote something similar to this, except that it was good. You may have the pleasure of reading it here. -> http://www.ubersite.com/m/69818