Poor People Are Jerks (865 hits)
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Submitted by Eric <ericwrn.at.netzero.com> (View user info) at 2005-07-01 05:53:30 EDT
I really, really hate poor people. Some of you in America with an actualy set of balls will automatically agree with my opening statement and the title. The rest of you will undoubtedly agree with me after reading this. If not, you're probably a dumb liberal pussy who argues against everything that's true, in which case, please leave your name and address and I'll personally come kick your ass.
Poor people piss me off, and here's the reasons why:
1. They get to vote.
Poor people should not be allowed to vote. End of story. NO poor people should vote. Poor people having a vote in America is absolutely ridiculous. Why not allow small children to vote too? Poor people haven't been smart enough to do not be poor, why the hell should they have a say in MY future? This pisses me off and of course, it's always the liberals in Washington who are trying to fool to poor into voting for them. Hey buddy, nevermind that they have their own person leer jets and multi-million dollar highrise apartments. I'm real fuckin sure washington liberals want to help the lower class. BULLSHIT. Poor or not, if you believe that crock of shit you should have your voting priveledges revoked. If anyone is trying to keep the lower class locked in place it's the liberals. The underclass provides a huge voting demographic for liberals, why would they want to get rid of them? Making excuses for poor people and not holding them accountable for their own bullshit is keeping them poor, and that's exactly how the liberals like it. All politicians care about is getting votes and making money.
2. They constantly take handouts.
This one's pretty self explanatory. Poor people realize they make more money having babies and getting government cheese than doing an honest days work. They are assholes. We all know this song and dance so I'm moving on.
3. They're ugly and they stink.
I know it's shallow but I even hate LOOKING at poor people. They tend to have very bad hygiene and they never wash their clothes. And don't start bitching at me about how they can't afford those things, because I'll address that later.
4. They waste any and all money they make.
Believe it or not, poor people are IRRESPONSIBLE with money. How many of these poor bastards do you see running around with their fucking designer clothes on, driving nice cars, eating expensive meals, smoking two packs of cigarettes a day, and doing drugs. These are the same fuckers that will bitch about not being able to afford an education or necessities for their families. This one REALLY pisses me off. Listen, if I was poor, I'd work my ass off and save my money, get an education, and make a better life for myself. Oh wait, I already do all those things. Fuck you, poor people. You know what, American spends billions more on healthcare than any other country in the world, and we don't even have socialized health care. Why is this? Poor people, plain and simple.
Now I'll get to some of the bullshit that pansy-ass liberals might try to tell you to excuse poor people for their inexcusable behavior.
1. "They don't know any better."
BULLSHIT. They do know better they're just too lazy to do anything about it. Everyone has at least one friend who started out dirt poor and worked their ass off to make something out of their life. This country was built by poor people who worked their asses off.
2. "Poor people provide valuable services."
MORE BULLSHIT. I can mow my own fucking lawn or make my own cheeseburger. I don't really need a poor person to do this. Let's face it, if there were many less poor people and more rich people, the economy would be bigger and healthier and we'd have ROBOTS doing the shitty jobs poor people do. Robots would do a much better job and not spread diseases and sickness too. I propose we start replacing poor people with robots. Everytime a robot takes a poor persons job and renders said poor person utterly useless to society, the robot gets to kill the poor person. This would eventually leave us with the upper, middle, and robot classes. This would be the ideal capitalistic society.
3. "They don't have/know about the same opportunities."
BULLFUCKINGSHIT. Next dumbass liberal who says this to me is getting a finger jab to the eye. I'm sure poor people just don't know anybetter than to spend all their money on nice clothes and cars and cigarettes, and if they did, they'd really get 2 more jobs and save their money and put to towards an education. I'm pretty damn sure poor people just have screwed up priorities and they're quite satisfied being poor and bitching about it and taking handouts. Poor people are given every opportunity in the world in America and they just don't care.
I think that's it for now. All this hatred is really clouding my reason and I'm having a hard time remember all the reasons I hate poor people. I just know I hate them.
If you're a dumb whiny liberal and you think something I said is wrong, please leave a post about it so I can update the list of dumb liberal excuses.
User Reviews
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-07-05 00:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Meh. Maybe sometime in your life you will suffer a horrendous accident, rack up an insurmountable stack of medical bills, lose your job, get evicted, and end up relying on handouts just to get by. Sometimes people are just down on their luck.
Submitted by IhateTomCruise (user info) at 2005-07-04 17:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this article for so many reasons I have no idea where to begin.
I think it's like fresh air for someone to actually admit hating the poor. All respectable people do. They suck. It's so true how they're stupid. Not only should they not be allowed to vote, they shouldn't be allowed to breathe. I can see that all the ugly stinky poor people at home wasting money on their computers signed on to the internet to give you low ratings. They suck. You rule.
Submitted by Axtumanu (user info) at 2005-07-04 00:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, this article sure highlights the point that 99% of liberals give the rest of them a bad name.
Submitted by nightshade (user info) at 2005-07-03 08:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn dude, Such a good article, So many humourless jerks, such a bad rating.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2005-07-03 07:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Shenanigans.
Duh.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-07-03 06:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
@axtumanu: no!
Submitted by Axtumanu (user info) at 2005-07-02 22:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont agree with all of this, as I do think that the poor have a place in todays society, but poor people who constantly mismanage money and then expect to be bailed out for it really get on my nerves.. It also agrivates me when people have not motivation, and are all just leeching off of society. Welfare should be there to help people become self sufficent, not to support people. I also hate high taxes.
Responses to some other users who haev posted:
"I agree with some of this, but a lot of it is racist without actually naming any races. "
Sorry Foonbo, I dont think that you can be racist without mentioning races. Unless poor people are a seperate race now, I dont think your comment applies.
"By the looks of this post, I'm sure you're rolling in dough."
antluvdog, youve pretty well placed yourself into the "Whiney Liberal" category with this statement, assuming that people with conservative views, or at least extreme conservative views are all rich. Thanks for painitng us all with the same brush.
Just so you know, I am far in debt, and I hardly have a high paying job, but I'm also a Conservative Party member, and I support a lot of right wing values, like LESS WELFARE. Go Eric for expressing your opinion, however extreme.
ALso, for anyone who is againt Eric's ideas, dont you think it would be nice to maybe give a constructive argument as to why you disagree rather than just be insulting, or is that too much to ask from your liberaly-inclined brains?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-02 21:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-02 20:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
By the looks of this post, I'm sure you're rolling in dough.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-07-02 20:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't even know why I'm addressing this because it's almost completely devoid of actual facts and arguments and filled with incorrect assumptions.
Get a new mantra, you fucking pussy, because you're no good at arguing this one. And I have more money than you, so give me back your vote, poor boy.
Submitted by TheEvilleprechaun (user info) at 2005-07-02 20:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you stupid bitch
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-02 19:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was great!
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-07-02 19:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just to make sure you get the message...
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-07-01 12:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should move somewhere far far far away.
Or die.
Whatever.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-07-01 12:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-01 12:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
unpleasant
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-07-01 11:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-01 11:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You opened up a can of worms I don't think your ready to defend. Go tell your story to little Johnny whose parents are divorced, single mother struggling to raise her child. What did Johnny do wrong. According to your great theory, Johnny should be punished because of who his parents are.
Here's a better idea...
Have a party. Invite all your friends and family who think just like YOU. Bring a whole bunch of dynamite, bind it together and light the son of a bitch with all you assholes in the room
...but I don't have a very strong viewpoint on the subject
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-07-01 11:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat a -2 dumbass.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-07-01 11:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I agree with some of this, but a lot of it is racist without actually naming any races.
Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-07-01 10:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
COCK!
I'm not poor but I am working on it, I am already dead though.
Consider your ass officially haunted.
See you in the afterlife.
COCK!
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-07-01 10:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How absolutely full of Fascist elitism you pile of excrement.
Submitted by Nefarious (user info) at 2005-07-01 09:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not a -2 as this has got to be a parody of some kind. I'd imagine you're some kind of welfare gremlin. You've taken time out from singing Village People songs on the street corner for spare change to use your free netzero account and grace us with this stinking turd. Congratulations.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-01 09:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was the biggest pile of steaming crap I have ever encountered.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-01 09:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know it's a big if, but I didn't intend it to be that big.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-01 09:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IF your not for liberty, what exactly are you for?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-07-01 08:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny... although I think we do need them, thats why we are advantaged simply because they are disadvantaged
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-07-01 08:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking idiot.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-07-01 07:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shallow is right.
Submitted by NikkiSixx (user info) at 2005-07-01 07:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Poor people need to exist just so they can remind how much better I am then them; for this I give you my highest rating: 0
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-01 06:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sound thesis, abysmal implementation. You write like a poor person.
Submitted by LeavesTeethMarks (user info) at 2005-07-01 06:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Update on whiny liberal pussies who validate the poor thereby perpetuating their viral existence....
>Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-07-01 06:09:57 (#)
>Ranking: -1
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>an actualy set of balls eh. ::whistles:: thems must be good balls ya' got there.
Way to go sherlock, I made a typo and you found it. Unfortunately everyone has already taken note of your pettiness regarding such an important topic and hopes you die.
>Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-07-01 06:08:54 (#)
>Ranking: -2
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>i second the collar popping remark.
>
>El Fabit O
Of course you second it, putting forward the energy required to form your own opinion would probably burn more calories than your malnourished, impoverished physique could handle.
>Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-07-01 06:01:20 (#)
>Ranking: -2
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>COCK!
Most likely a poor person who shells out >$20 a month for internet access and smokes a pack a day who knows I hit the nail on the head. Sorry if I hurt your feelings, please go kill yourself.
>Submitted by Betamick (user info) at 2005-07-01 05:57:22 (#)
>Ranking: -2
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>Holy shit, I'm no whiny liberal, as you so eloquently put, you set your post up like you're going to >have an argument, and you don't...you are without a doubt what is wrong with the world...go pop your >collar, you fucking pansy.
"I'm no whiny liberal...." Anyone who begins a reply with this statement has quickly revealed himself as a whiny, pussy liberal. Notice how he didn't leave a name or address as I requested. Typical.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-07-01 06:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
an actualy set of balls eh. ::whistles:: thems must be good balls ya' got there.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-07-01 06:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i second the collar popping remark.
El Fabit O
Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-07-01 06:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
COCK!
Submitted by Betamick (user info) at 2005-07-01 05:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit, I'm no whiny liberal, as you so eloquently put, you set your post up like you're going to have an argument, and you don't...you are without a doubt what is wrong with the world...go pop your collar, you fucking pansy.