The Secret Lives of Turkeys (5049 hits)
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Rating: 1.94 on 54 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <Spooñer> (View user info) at 2005-06-29 23:45:48 EDT
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Submitted by sharedferret (user info) at 2006-05-04 18:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by gloop (user info) at 2006-03-02 04:00:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-02 03:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't remember this one...
It was posted during my down time....
God damnit...
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-01-21 14:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha, man, fun times.
Instead I did that post abotu masturbating that got you like 1,000 hits.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-21 14:26:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Think of all the problems it would've caused your future AHTTP installments if the first one would've been installed under my name.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-17 16:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-17 16:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 For hilarity. +2 for Ozymendias poem.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-17 16:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
retardedly great.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-17 15:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still love this
Submitted by jinhenkim (user info) at 2005-07-16 00:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by RandytheHelpfulPineapple (user info) at 2005-07-16 00:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2, because not enough people know qwantz.com. I decided to trp this message without using the cackspace button, and to do it as fast as I possibly ytould sou that I everyone could see how bacly I typeand mock my mustakes. Cheers!
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-07-01 20:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I hate all of you.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-01 19:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:09:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
If it says Spooner, it must be good. I'm giving this a +2 based on the name alone and under the assumption that it is not ripped off from any other website.
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well if Bart says it.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZSubmitted by bart (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:09:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
If it says Spooner, it must be good. I'm giving this a +2 based on the name alone and under the assumption that it is not ripped off from any other website. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-06-30 14:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if you talk to a flamengo long enough, you will find that they are in fact very good listeners.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-06-30 14:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Articulate.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA
This is so strange that I found it hysterically funny.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-06-30 11:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck?
Submitted by supersloth (user info) at 2005-06-30 11:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-06-30 10:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-06-30 06:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Deuce!
Shake 'n Bake (Or wake 'n bake) +++
Submitted by absolutzero (user info) at 2005-06-30 06:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilfuckarious
+2, A WHOLE Hearted +2
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-30 06:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SPT! YAY!
Submitted by CockOTheNorth (user info) at 2005-06-30 05:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gobble gobble
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-06-30 02:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+ 2 for my name
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Glad I don't have to have two plagiarized posts under my name.
Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Worst post ever!
Spooner you disappoint me.
I hate turkey!
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Come to think of it, I also stole some of this from Calvin and Hobbes.
THE GENERAL CONCEPT OF THINGS TALKING AT LEVELS ABOVE WHAT YOU WOULD EXPECT OF THEM WAS STOLEN BY ME.
AND I SUCKED AT IT.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was very hit or miss...
Home Run!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
turkey pot, turkey pot, turkey pot pie!
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damnit bart, don't you fucking DARE use ironic reasoning to give me a +2 I neither want nor deserve! You get the fuck back here and undo it.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If it says Spooner, it must be good. I'm giving this a +2 based on the name alone and under the assumption that it is not ripped off from any other website.
Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rate the post, not the poster.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Name Power = Good ratings no matter the content only because people know your name.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:25:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Ripoff
ok
http://www.gwantz.com
and
http://www.ozyandmillie.org (but only some)
STOP IT
I think I've acomplished Name Power. That sucks. Stop it guys.
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i don't get it.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Ripoff
ok
http://www.gwantz.com
and
http://www.ozyandmillie.org (but only some)
STOP IT
I think I've acomplished Name Power. That sucks. Stop it guys.
Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff.
I didn't actually laugh out loud at this one but nonetheless it was funny.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fantastic
Submitted by Axtumanu (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just like the rating says, "Kicker of all ass!"
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh.My.God.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spooner, I'm not going to ruin your +2 streak because as it turns out, I like pissing off people who get mad when people don't want to ruin +2 streaks, but this was shittier than a gay man's penis.
Cheers.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This would have been perfect if you had posted it on AJs.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-29 23:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-06-29 23:55:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wasn't this supposed to go on AJ's account?
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I thought this was awesome and wanted to post it. Voting on AJ and I's post ends July 4th and I wanted to post this now cause I'm impatient.
Seriously though, this is a combined ripoff of http://www.qwantz.com and http://www.ozyandmillie.org
Submitted by JMS (user info) at 2005-06-29 23:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a fucking genious.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-06-29 23:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
god-like.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-06-29 23:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wasn't this supposed to go on AJ's account?
Submitted by sharedferret (user info) at 2005-06-29 23:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great post.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-29 23:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and this is more or less a ripoff of http://www.qwantz.com
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-29 23:52:45 EDT (#)
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For all wondering, yes, I did hold my hand up to the screen and trace it...
And I've used the MSPaint picture/article format before. Example: http://www.ubersite.com/m/65011
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-29 23:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Talking turkeys auto +2.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-29 23:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH SHIT! I REVIEWED A SECOND AFTER YOU!! YEA!! WHAT?!?!
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-29 23:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my god this was damned hilarious. Fucking crazy turkeys.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-06-29 23:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It just never stops does it Spooner? Never fucking stops. Hilarious, though you must understand that my attention has been shortened to nine nanoseconds thanks to the internet. Let's breakdance shall we?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-29 23:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this reminds me of the last two google posts. Is this format becoming a bandwagon?