Short Story (734 hits)
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Submitted by tammy (View user info) at 2005-06-28 16:03:09 EDT
I keep my eyes to myself and the shiny yellow-green floor as I take a seat surrounded by empty desks.
Without making eye contact I quickly scan the room.
He walks in and sits in a desk diagonal from mine.
My mind races as I think of something to say. Of course, I won't.
He looks at me and I get nervous. I hope he won't say anything. Almost.
He smiles and asks how my summer was.
I feel the nervous excitement wash over my face and I'm sure it's beet fucking red.
I smile awkwardly and nervously spit out an "ermm, it was alright".
Idiot.
I wait too long to reciprocate. Shit, he thinks I'm rude.
"That's good." He's smiling.
My nerves settle a bit and I ask him how his was.
I find myself in the middle of real live small talk and it kind of feels nice.
By now we're surrounded. In front of me and to his right is the loud one. She turns to look me in the eyes and tells me that this is the first time she's heard me speak, in a shitty way that makes my skin crawl.
I get embarassed because it's true.
He doesn't pick up where he left off. He thinks I'm weird.
After a long silence I convince myself that "he's ugly anyway."
But he smiles and I silently apologize.
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-06-28 18:36:27 EDT (#)
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He looks down at me like an Adonis, and then he just tosses me a krumpled
Kleenex and says, "Clean up, bitch."
I smile awkwardly and nervously spit out his goober-juice. Then I get up off my knees and kick him in the goobers as hard as I can.
He makes a little choking noise just like the kittens I saw my dad strangling on Christmas Eve and then he falls down.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-06-28 17:58:27 EDT (#)
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He starts paying attention to the loud one.
Too much attention.
I'm mad now.
I tear open my shirt and show him my tits. They are really nice tits. Boys hoot and holler and one reaches into his pants.
He says, "SOME-body has grown up over the summer!"
The loud one starts to say something mean and I ram my pencil box right down her fucking throat.
She falls on the floor and flops around, and he laughs.
I give him a big sloppy beejay right there in front of everyone.
He smiles and bags out all over my face.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-06-28 17:15:03 EDT (#)
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I've seen way better
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-06-28 17:13:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-06-28 17:06:01 EDT (#)
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Ah, I júst passed that chapter of education, so here's a +1 for making me feel good about that.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-06-28 16:50:38 EDT (#)
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aww...you're still so innocent and sweet.
now when that bitch sits down, shoot some spitballs at the back of her head.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-06-28 16:19:18 EDT (#)
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Oh dear.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-06-28 16:14:32 EDT (#)
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maybe you should stop fucking beets? just a thought!
chin up, tiger!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-28 16:11:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-28 16:08:12 (#)
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if I looking for frog
him name is hopkin green frog
I lost my frog
Love,
Terry
P.S. I'll find my frog
Who took my frog
2012 15th AVE. S
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-28 16:11:04 EDT (#)
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You waited 15 months to post...this?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-28 16:09:14 EDT (#)
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I really am confused with the message of your short story....help!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-28 16:08:12 EDT (#)
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if I looking for frog
him name is hopkin green frog
I lost my frog
Love,
Terry
P.S. I'll find my frog
Who took my frog
2012 15th AVE. S