Work Haiku (676 hits)
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Submitted by Deidra (View user info) at 2005-06-27 16:16:56 EDT
Probably not funny to anyone but me, but they taught me to share in kindergarten.
Co-worker is moron
Needs foot up her ass
Other sucks too
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-30 17:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good GOD this sucked.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-06-30 17:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Go Calgary WOO!
Submitted by jack0173 (user info) at 2005-06-28 01:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-27 18:10:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
6 5 4 = :(
5 7 5 = :)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-27 19:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-27 17:11:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're right of course. In my rush to share the picture I wrote crappy hiaku (incorrectly) for the first time in probably 15 years.
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Now baby you tried, so I'm gonna give you a juice box anyways - even though I came up with HPM, I KNOW you can do better than this, so I'm not going to harsh on you.
Thanks for playing!
Hugs,
JonnyX
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-06-27 18:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-27 18:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
6 5 4 = :(
5 7 5 = :)
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-27 17:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ha-HA! (stewie laugh)
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-27 17:11:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're right of course. In my rush to share the picture I wrote crappy hiaku (incorrectly) for the first time in probably 15 years.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-27 16:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by cleveland_steamer (user info) at 2005-06-27 16:46:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
hai·ku ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hk)
n. pl. haiku, also hai·kus
1. A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.
2. A poem written in this form.
You failed at the simplest of poetry, die.
nice name, by the way
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-06-27 16:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is not haiku!
And when summer turns to fall,
it still won't be one.
Submitted by Nancypants (user info) at 2005-06-27 16:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-27 16:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
5-7-5
Co-worker is dumb
Needs to be fucked up her ass
She swallows butt hair
Submitted by cleveland_steamer (user info) at 2005-06-27 16:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hai·ku ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hk)
n. pl. haiku, also hai·kus
1. A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.
2. A poem written in this form.
You failed at the simplest of poetry, die.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-06-27 16:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pictures don't lie. Except that one with me in the Turkish prison. That MUST be photoshopped. It must be. I mean, cmon. Me, in a Turkish prison. Why would I be there. Huh. I can't think of any reasons. Can You? That's right, I didn't think so. So, lets go on with our lives like there isn't some creepy unknown uber-user who enjoys his stints in turkish prisons and takes photos to remind himself of all the fun things he 'did.' And lets pretrend he doesn't have friends and co-workers that use them as a means to exploit him and get cheap favors (sexual or otherwise). Yeah. Um...what was I saying?
Submitted by Recalcitrant (user info) at 2005-06-27 16:28:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not sure where you went for 3rd grade, but that ain't no haiku.
But good picture, nonetheless.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-27 16:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well that's just not smart.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-06-27 16:19:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, I almost forgot how to Google.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-27 16:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
great picture!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-27 16:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't judge this, I don't know your co-worker. If she is a hot piece of ass, then -2 for you. Send some photos