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Submitted by Degreeless (View user info) at 2005-06-03 18:10:57 EDT
My palms are on fire.
This keyboard is in fantastic shape, the lights are bright, and I can hear the vetilation system humming at it's own health. But my palms are ablaze.
Wrath.
Fire.
Malice.
The thought of flame begs curiosty, but finds confusion. I am convinced the seven deadly sins, while they annexed my cerebrum at the tender age of 12, have stayed clear of my hands (with the exception of those nights where I find myself alone with a box of kleenex and an internet connection, and run-on sentences with poor grammar and inventive uses for parentheses).
But I'm here now.
Here at work.
No malice.
"But you have an internet connnection!" I hear you scream.
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-12-29 05:41:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-02 06:28:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-10 21:17:49 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-03 05:01:57 (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-06-06 06:38:11 (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-07 22:32:22 (#)
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Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:03:44 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-17 02:35:06 (#)
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I love you and I miss you
B@W
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-02 06:28:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-10 21:17:49 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-03 05:01:57 (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-06-06 06:38:11 (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-07 22:32:22 (#)
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Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:03:44 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-17 02:35:06 (#)
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I love you and I miss you
B@W
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-01-01 01:20:25 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-10-26 02:21:57 EDT (#)
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Grip
Of
Anus,
Tight.
Stretched
Everywhere.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-24 15:40:33 EDT (#)
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Where are you?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-12 21:51:20 EDT (#)
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Ahh yeh. I haven't seen the sea of goat in a while. It's not half as bad as i remember.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-10 21:17:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-03 05:01:57 (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-06-06 06:38:11 (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-07 22:32:22 (#)
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Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:03:44 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-17 02:35:06 (#)
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I love you and I miss you
B@W
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-03 05:01:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-06-06 06:38:11 (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-07 22:32:22 (#)
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Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:03:44 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-17 02:35:06 (#)
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I love you and I miss you
B@W
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-06-06 06:38:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-07 22:32:22 (#)
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Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:03:44 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-17 02:35:06 (#)
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I love you and I miss you
B@W
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-07 22:32:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:03:44 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-17 02:35:06 (#)
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I love you and I miss you
B@W
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:55:54 EDT (#)
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SHO SHWEET
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-04-17 23:42:56 EDT (#)
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Shiver me timbers!
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:03:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-17 02:35:06 (#)
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I love you and I miss you
B@W
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-17 02:35:06 EST (#)
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I love you and I miss you
B@W
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-18 19:48:17 EDT (#)
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This is hot.
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-11 18:59:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-07-22 02:24:28 EDT (#)
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you degreeless, I think fluff (who -2d a lot of your posts) is a wiggles alter...
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-06-27 11:05:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-15 00:16:45 EDT (#)
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Give degreeless back his hits!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-13 22:14:24 EDT (#)
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I never even noticed you had been back, so sad.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-05 22:40:33 EDT (#)
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This is the stretcher of all ass.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-03 18:49:42 EDT (#)
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THIS IS AWESOME!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-06-03 18:19:51 EDT (#)
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, BAN ME ALREADY!!!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-06-03 18:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You'd be surprised, prophet.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-06-03 18:12:40 EDT (#)
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This post represents the sentiments of "Look at the posts below and tell me that this is a "serious writer's forum" again!" exactly.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-03 18:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-06-03 18:11:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm going to make a world record if I die trying.
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Small hint: This isn't how you do that.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-06-03 18:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm going to make a world record if I die trying.