Stretching the rift (15-minute ubermadness contest) (1947 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0.31 on 52 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Degreeless (View user info) at 2005-05-24 01:30:50 EDT
Alright, let's see what can I write about.
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4 minutes to go
I can't think of anything
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fuck it...
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UH-OH PLOT HOLE!!!
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User Reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-20 16:03:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-05 04:05:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-05 02:54:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is one of the greatest posts of all time.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-05 02:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is one of the greatest posts of all time.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 22:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
argh. you fucking cunt Degreeless, that's twice now you've got me.
hmm. fuck you too darko, I think you put this on the front page on purpose.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-20 22:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:(
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-20 20:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2006-07-15 18:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Classic suck
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-20 21:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-01 06:33:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic uber
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-04-20 21:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-01 06:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic uber
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-12-04 09:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Plothole.jpg.
Fucking hell.
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-11-19 16:37:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heart heart heart
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-28 00:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
y helo thar goatsecks
Submitted by princevalium (user info) at 2005-08-10 00:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-22 11:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-27 11:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fluff is a total bitch
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-06-27 11:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You must think you are very original.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-15 23:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was great, give him back his hits!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-31 15:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought the title was a joke to make people think it was goatse, but it wasn't going to be there. WAS I FOOLED.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-28 23:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
excellent
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-27 16:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Indeed
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-05-27 16:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-25 10:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-24 23:42:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oops, did I really leave that comment? Sorry for being so rude, I really wasn't reading anything that night, just reviewing shit without regard to the content.
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Don't worry about it, I figured you were high or something.
Nice goatse ambush by the way.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-24 17:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Should it bother me that this picture doesn't bother me?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The title and the username should've ticked off most users that this was goatse
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-05-24 10:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This still cracks me up this morning.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-24 09:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You sick fucker...
I should have seen this coming...
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Here's my 15-minute challenge
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66958
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-05-24 08:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I havn't looked at the post. It's goatse isn't it?
It's reached the point where just seeing 'Submitted by: Degreeless' is as good as any NSFW.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-24 08:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Saw that coming a mile away.
Good one.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-05-24 07:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's give this dead horse a proper burial.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-24 07:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
King of the dipshits.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-24 07:13:41 EDT (#)
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What a surprise.
Submitted by prozacaddict (user info) at 2005-05-24 04:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
stick a tongue in that ass, its done for. Kinda sexy though.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-05-24 04:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
My eyes.
Submitted by BigBad-2Train (user info) at 2005-05-24 04:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Daddy??
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-24 04:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
B@W
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-05-24 03:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-24 02:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha I just noticed that the guy's finger is wet.
...not that I can't stop looking at it or anything...
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-05-24 02:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think this might be the benchmark in this series so far
fut a nsfw would have been good, my kindergarten class was shocked!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-24 02:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-24 02:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-05-24 01:33:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-05-24 02:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
some post i have a love hate relationship with.
this is not one of those.
"no one knows a homo like...
...us. We love homos.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-24 02:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus wept i should have known better. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-05-24 01:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So i'm sitting here eating a turkey sandwhich and drinking milk as I click on your post, and managed to continue eating as I read your literary genius that's in here. I credit you for desensitizing meto the point where this doesn't even phase me anymore.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-24 01:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Credit to AJ for "UH OH PLOT HOLE"
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-24 01:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew it, and I clicked on it anyway.
Have a +2 for not disappointing me.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-05-24 01:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoever thought up that last line is a genius.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-24 01:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I knew what was coming, but I clicked on it anyways...
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-24 01:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OH NO SOMEONE BRING OUT THE CAVALRY!!!
(banned)
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-05-24 01:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lovely.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-05-24 01:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-05-24 01:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Exquisite.