Jewtoast : Coast to Coast Episode II - Return of the Cunt (3115 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.86 on 87 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jewtoast (View user info) at 2005-05-23 15:48:42 EDT
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:26:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
UNBAN THE JEW
(Jewtoast, not Razor)
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:29:06 EST (#)
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What the fuck is that below? She was dropping long incoherent babbling on this post by herself all through the night.
I see she's as batshit insane as ever.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-19 04:07:59 EST (#)
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i read thru some of that health site stuff
seems like it was right before i joined here.
weird but that wasn't me. i only have one silver filling in my mouth, i can take a teeth photo if you'd like. and my liver is in top form, ive never been a drinker or drug user :D
coulda been a co-worker who used my sn. we have a directory with everyones email and it has over 2 thousand sn's on it. we were all laid off thru much of that year.
maybe someone liked my name and used it or maybe it was just a different gal. i dunno. i wrote the webmaster and asked about it but i doubt they will tell me anything.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-19 03:09:57 EST (#)
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reading thru some of this thread and such, i gotta say i have no idea what liver flushing or that other hippie stuff is. I may be a tree hugger and all zen with nature but i dont do any kind of clenses, lol. those people are freaks who drink their own pee.
That had to be someone here prolly PFF or georgie who registered at sites as me, my name was on a bunch of porn sites and other weird shit too back then. and some actually had info about me enough to come off as me like where i lived and that stuff. either that or it was a different mystiamoon. i'm not the only person in the web universe with this screen name i'm sure.
ps: i always find it so ironically hilarious when Filthyassistant calls me a whack job all day considering who she MARRIED.
ahahahaha
good times!:D
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-19 02:38:21 EST (#)
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p.s.
i still know a few of your secrets. you sexy, oily, beau hunk!
muhahaha
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-19 02:18:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dam i missed this back in the day.
good thing my head would have assploded!
oh georgie, i'm suprised you waited till i left yesterday to bring out this diamond.
sheesh i really hit a nerve by showing that aim log eh?
gosh i dont know where i got the idea to scam secrets out of people and post it...AGENT SMITH!
AHAHAHA.. the fact that you even dare compare me to the souless shit you've done to people, even friends like sideburns, is more comical than every hate post combined.
anyway, trailer, yeah i guess it could be labeled that. frankly i usually consider a trailer silver and capsule shaped, but people have taken to calling pre-fabs trailers and that's ok. It used to get to me when people called it that because of the stigma and stereotyping that goes with it but these days i don't give a shit. As you get older you stop caring what your status in society is or what people label you as , as long as you are happy.
i love my home. i cant afford a big house on my own and this is perfect. i hate apartments and would live in my car first.
i have almost 2,000 sq ft. 3 large bedrooms 2 bathrooms and a chefs kitchen, i have a small yard and live on a small lake stocked with game fish and ducks so tame we feed them by hand. i'm less than half a mile from my work..helped when gas was over 4 bux.
so find whatever you think makes me less than you in human worth.
i'm happy and i enjoy my life, my trailer and my duckies :D i love waking up in the summer and going into my backyard and catching 15 inch bass before breakfast. . the fact that i was on water and could fish in my backyard was a huge reason i chose this home.
no chandelier, tho, or however you spell it. i do have 2 ceiling fans if that counts:D
i am however quite disturbed that Michael jackson is hotter than myself in this post.
shamone!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 18:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
agreed
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-18 18:09:09 EST (#)
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No shit. Dropping a -2 on a classic JewToast post should be a bannable offence.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 18:07:30 EST (#)
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What the holy fuck could the moron below me be thinking?
This is the best post in Uber history.
...Well, after all of my posts, anyway.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-11-18 17:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
meh
your hatred is weak
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 17:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 16:52:30 EST (#)
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That Nazi Jew hating fuck Bart banned Jewtoast with no explanation whatsoever
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i know where bart lives. should i have Louie the Legbreaker pay him a visit and have a little talk with him to convince him to unban Jewtoast?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 16:52:30 EST (#)
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That Nazi Jew hating fuck Bart banned Jewtoast with no explanation whatsoever
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-18 16:48:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good call on the reruns
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 16:46:30 EST (#)
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I'd settle for summer reruns of this one.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-18 16:39:52 EST (#)
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They certainly don't. JewToast Coast to Coast was one of the best series ever on this site.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 16:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They don't make them like this anymore.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 21:35:56 EDT (#)
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I used to love this show.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-25 20:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just reliving the classics.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2007-10-14 14:36:13 EDT (#)
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jewtoast stole my virginity. twice.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-14 23:44:52 EDT (#)
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best post ever
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-14 23:24:20 EDT (#)
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-)---(0-0000-----)-((0
I don't know what it means, either.
It's art.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-11-03 09:05:57 EST (#)
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? but !
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-31 21:23:13 EST (#)
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Anti-Mystia +2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:22:19 EST (#)
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How the fuck did I miss this post? Amazing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-29 20:00:43 EDT (#)
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In case I didn't kiss this posts' ass before...
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-18 17:17:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-27 15:30:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-07-18 16:47:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-05-25 17:54:27 EDT (#)
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I laughed at that.
Sometimes I don't understand why I find a thing so funny.
This wasn't one of those times, though.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-05-25 10:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quality.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-05-25 09:16:53 EDT (#)
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!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-25 04:51:25 EDT (#)
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A+ Well done.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-25 03:11:22 EDT (#)
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I missed your first coming.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-25 02:58:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-25 00:14:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-05-25 00:05:52 EDT (#)
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i need a hug.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-05-24 23:49:32 EDT (#)
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I almost missed this. My life would have been incomplete.
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2005-05-24 23:21:53 EDT (#)
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Hmm.. needs less Mystia bashing and more Jewtoast. But I'll take it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-24 20:31:12 EDT (#)
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haha zak actually got this on most heated
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-24 20:25:45 EDT (#)
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HEAT!!HEAT!!HEAT!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-24 20:14:04 EDT (#)
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i wuv u jewy
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-24 09:35:45 EDT (#)
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joooooooo toast
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-24 09:34:41 EDT (#)
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ohh god fuck badass.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-05-24 09:28:28 EDT (#)
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Yeah fishlips!!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-05-24 09:07:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-05-23 20:59:12 (#)
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Pentameter...abdicate is to give up your position, such as royal title. I think the word you're looking for is "advocate". I'm not taking a shot at you, I just don't want you to sound stupid if you try using that in real life.
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Thanks Mario...I shouldn't use big words when I'm all jacked up on sinus meds.
Submitted by Twiddle (user info) at 2005-05-24 06:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know wtf is going on but i laughed till I cried SHAMONE+2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-24 05:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
by jove that was beautiful.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-05-24 05:26:36 EDT (#)
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I thought I was going to be the star of the next episode :(
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-05-24 05:20:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
anything SG:C2C-related = auto +2
i'm watching the episode titled "Warren".
good shit
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-23 22:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
As much as I think this entire character concept is pretty funny, and I also think it's good to see "him" make an appearance after being MIA for quite some time, don't expect Shlongy to +2 kiss ass like the rest of the sheep, for a fucking alter.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-05-23 21:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And thats how milk comes from plants, folks.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-05-23 21:00:14 EDT (#)
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ha pwned
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-05-23 20:59:12 EDT (#)
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Pentameter...abdicate is to give up your position, such as royal title. I think the word you're looking for is "advocate". I'm not taking a shot at you, I just don't want you to sound stupid if you try using that in real life.
Badass post, btw.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MJ sure has a nice rack
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:54:26 EDT (#)
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Even though I don't know who these people are its still hilarious.
Submitted by mysterious.adventure (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:47:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:04:24 (#)
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I don't abdicate busting her balls, but this is funny.
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I agree. Though, this is friggen hilarious. I hope I'm not the only one who heard the voice of Space Ghost while reading this.
MJ = +2 SHAMONE!
Submitted by JewToast. (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:43:31 EDT (#)
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That's quite allright, old boy - your use of the word "jibba jabba" more than made up for it.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:40:52 EDT (#)
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Aww fuck, I meant to give this a +2
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:40:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:12:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was all ready to actively disaprove of this post until I saw Michael Jackson with tits and shot coffee out of my nose.
Worrying thing is, I wasn't drinking coffee at the time.
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Really? Here's what you said about the Mystiamoon posts yesterday ...
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-05-22 18:54:32 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-05-22 18:33:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
This recent turn against Mystiamoon has been hilarious
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Has it, though? It's like watching vultures picking at a half dead wildebeest. She's obviously completely insane - there's no pride to be had in kicking someone when they're down and the fact that some uberites want so desperatly to fit in that they'll jump on the hate bandwagon with both feet makes them seem just as pathetic, to my mind.
Taking the piss out of mystia is easy - she virtually does it for you. People might want to consider that before they pat themselves on the back for their oh-so-cool lack of empathy.
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New day, new thought. Shut up with your jibba jabba.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:02:46 EDT (#)
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I can't believe you didn't mention anything about liver flushing.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-05-23 17:55:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-23 17:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha this was fucking awesome
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-05-23 17:34:01 EDT (#)
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NO WAY! GO JEWTOAST WOO!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-05-23 17:15:14 EDT (#)
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Mere words cannot do justice to the awesomeness of this post.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-05-23 17:14:32 EDT (#)
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Damn... I never knew Mikey J. had such a nice rack.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:40:04 EDT (#)
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YES!!!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:36:10 EDT (#)
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Jewtoast!
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:36:02 EDT (#)
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I like the way Jewtoast's face maintains the same low picture quality of the background
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:24:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:22:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:19:22 EDT (#)
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You fucking hook nosed jew.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:14:59 EDT (#)
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JEWTOAST COAST TO COAST IS BACK! YES YES YES!
More.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a thing of beauty
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:12:38 EDT (#)
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I was all ready to actively disaprove of this post until I saw Michael Jackson with tits and shot coffee out of my nose.
Worrying thing is, I wasn't drinking coffee at the time.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I thought we were friends"
© Mystiamoon 2005
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:07:03 EDT (#)
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I promise Mystia I'd -2 any posts making fun of her, so here:
-2 for Mystia
+4 because I actually find these kind of posts funny, and the kind of person who would -2 your last post for an uninformed laugh at a fucking joke doesn't deserve any respect.
Incidentally that "I thought we were friends" thing is exactly what she said to me... does she say that a lot??
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:04:24 EDT (#)
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I don't abdicate busting her balls, but this is funny.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-05-23 15:54:18 (#)
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Hatred for Mystia brought Jewtoast back?
This is the best thing she has ever done.
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agreed
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:02:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-23 15:51:11 (#)
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OK this wins all
I quit
Goodnight Uber
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:01:03 EDT (#)
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Guess who's back?
Back again!
Jewtoast's back!
Tell a friend!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-23 15:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, JewToast. This is like the Second Coming.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-23 15:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cuntbomb
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-05-23 15:54:18 EDT (#)
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Hatred for Mystia brought Jewtoast back?
This is the best thing she has ever done.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-23 15:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST. ALTER. EVER.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-23 15:51:11 EDT (#)
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OK this wins all
I quit
Goodnight Uber