How to: Endeer a Nun (1027 hits)
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Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2005-05-05 11:44:29 EDT
Simply take one nun (flying, or your garden variety) and add the necessary deer-ness. I prefer JB Weld (the Cadillac of two-part epoxies), but I've heard that the common wood screw is also acceptable. It's not that complicated, really.
Oh, and here was the "inspiration" for this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/65710
Get stinko for cinco, bitches.
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-06 04:08:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Helmut_Cat (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:46:45 EDT (#)
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*RAM*
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-05 13:59:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-05 13:11:25 EDT (#)
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Yes I like yours better...
:P
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-05-05 13:11:05 EDT (#)
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you didn't say Bob Dylan!!! sweet!
3) Turn on "Stuck in the Middle With You" but Stealers Wheel.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-05 12:35:04 EDT (#)
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MUCH better than the original. I'm so sick of that asshole.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-05-05 12:24:53 EDT (#)
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How to End Ear a Nun:
1) Find any nun and tie her up to a chair in the middle of a vacated warehouse.
2) Take out your switchblade.
3) Turn on "Stuck in the Middle With You" but Stealers Wheel.
4) Dance a little shimmy while approaching the nun.
5) Slice her ear off as you hear her muffled screams through her duct taped mouth.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-05-05 12:03:24 EDT (#)
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I would now like to see How To: Enter a Nun.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2005-05-05 11:53:36 EDT (#)
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Homer: "Come on - fly me over the city and we'll find the boy!"
Nun: "We nuns cannot fly..."
Homer: "Too much junk in the trunk, eh?"
Nun: "Yes."
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-05-05 11:48:10 EDT (#)
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that's freaking sweet. also, i won't ask, but i'll invent my own backstory.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 11:47:20 (#)
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+2 because people called me the flying nun in high school.
Don't ask.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 11:47:20 EDT (#)
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+2 because people called me the flying nun in high school.
Don't ask.