Summer employment (767 hits)
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Submitted by Oscar <quatatoe_king.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-04-10 19:10:59 EDT
this is a verbatum conversation i had with my dad about working this summer.
(this is a thought bubble)
Dad:"So I found a couple new places where i can put your application
and resume in, Canadian Tire(Minimum) and The Davy Home(16$/hr)"
Me: "Canadian Tire pays minimun wage for shit"
dad "what if you got 40 hours working there"
me (what if you STFU)
me "What are you talking about? I already make more money at Mr. Rodgers"
dad "you could work at CT and mr Rodgers"
me "what?"
me (40 hours a week of minimum wage makes for little more than nothing
compared to the 4dollar and 35cent hour difference at Mr Rodgers, I
would have to work 40 hours for 500 bucks a week at mr rodgers, or
500/8= more than 62.5 hours a week for CT for the money to equalize )
dad "well you don't get any sort of tax information off of Mr. Rodgers"
me "I can declare it as self employed contract work, and get
reimbursement for travel expenses (15 cents a km.*21km*twice a
day*5*16=504 dollars) "
dad "you can still work at CT"
me .........
dad "you dont sound like you want to work much this year"
me ....... "what!" ......"so how much am i suppose to work"
dad "i was thinking like 8-10 hours a day, every day. go work CT then
goto Mr rodgers"
me "this phone call is over"
<click>
fucking douchebag
User Reviews
Submitted by Oscar (user info) at 2005-04-12 16:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i like how everyone tries to break this down into a "whiner" statement
i ALREADY have a WELL PAYING JOB
very good for my age in fact.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-04-11 08:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops. I just woke up. Can you tell?
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-04-11 08:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for Canadianism.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-11 08:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can get you a job planting tulips.....
Planting two lips on my dick!
Submitted by Oscar (user info) at 2005-04-11 08:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmm i believe i ALREADY HAD A JOB,
and it paid me for 40 hours of work a week, Full time employment at 12.50 an hour, for a student that is quite remarkable.
I already work at a wicked job, so re-read the goddam story.
Submitted by Sarcasticus (user info) at 2005-04-11 07:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How dare you try and find me a job dad! I can't believe you would do something so selfish! Stop ruining my life!!
(turns on Generic "Angry at your dad" radio station)
Ah, these cookie-cutter songs are the only way I can express my pain.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-04-11 06:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-10 23:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So working over 40 hours is too much?
You sound like a fucking broad.
Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-04-10 20:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
booo
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-04-10 20:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
godspeed
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2005-04-10 20:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
verbatim conversations ususally work better if the subject matter is interesting...
good luck with your employment.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-04-10 20:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU
Submitted by Methodius (user info) at 2005-04-10 20:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-10 19:44:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't you suck cocks at a bus stop for change?
You sound like you would be good at that, what, with combining a hobby and a job all at once.
Geek.
Submitted by opakapaka (user info) at 2005-04-10 19:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
damm - my dad would take a crap on me if I ended the call like that. good job!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-10 19:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm working as a caddy this summer because bookstores won't hire someone who looks homeless.