"sassmasterr" is my internet porn name, biatch (632 hits)
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Submitted by bignasty (View user info) at 2005-03-30 14:47:59 EST
I was perusing a very interesting adult site when the Jehovah Witnesses
came a-rapping at my door. Now I despise all religions with religious
fervor, however, since I'm a slacked jawed faggot pussy, I am always
polite when they come proselytizing at my door. As usual I ended up
receiving JW literature, namely the periodical known as "Keep on the Watch!"
As you can guess, the magazine is all about the upcoming 'end of days'
quoted in the bible. For evidence of the upcoming end of the world, bible
scripture is quoted. After reading a few things on the random page I turned to,
I was tempted to gouge out my eyes, but I stayed strong (I realized I was
watching porn when I was so rudely interrupted and knew that I would
be shortly returning to that enterprise). I would like to quote for
you a few lines from a small section of page 7 entitled, "Is the Bible
Really God's Word."
"Repeatedly, the bible prophets wrote: 'This is what Jehovah has said.'
(Isaiah 43:14; Jeremiah 2:2) Even Jesus Christ, the son of god, emphasized
that he 'did not speak of his own originality.' (John 14:10). The Bible
itself clearly says: 'All Scripture is inspired of God.' -2 Timothy 3:16."
First of all, I have trouble believing that people are still out
there that believe the bible is literal truth, and, secondly, how can you logically
defend the authenticity of a source by then citing that source. I have been left
bewildered.
In conclusion, I feel that Jehovah's Witnesses, like the rat-bastard Mormons,
are crazy mother-fuckers. I am now finished with my religious thoughts of the
day and will turn my attention to cock hungry sluts. Since this is a romance
post I must say I love those sassy sluts.
Adieu
User Reviews
Submitted by ZainBrandow (user info) at 2005-03-31 14:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+ 2 For Cock Hungry Sluts
ROCK ON!!!
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-03-30 16:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is one of the most accurate assessments I've read all day:
"In conclusion, I feel that Jehovah's Witnesses, like the rat-bastard Mormons,
are crazy mother-fuckers."
Submitted by southernmiss (user info) at 2005-03-30 16:23:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Opps sorry didn't mean to -2.
Submitted by southernmiss (user info) at 2005-03-30 16:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So does that mean that your first pets name was sass and you lived on master street.
Becasue the formula for porn names are or so I've heard
First pets name + Name of the street you grew up on = porn name
Mine would be Scrappy Dogwood. How funny or gross or both.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-30 16:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ok, i saw the part about "sassy sluts" but what does the title have to do with the post, and why my name?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-30 16:01:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i don't know what to say...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-30 15:13:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Prince is a Jehovah's Witness now. Seriously.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-30 15:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's called 'The Watchtower', fuckass.
Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-03-30 14:52:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-30 14:50:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fucktard