I think my brain is bleeding... (878 hits)
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Submitted by Andrew <downerSTAIN.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-29 23:27:38 EST
Everyone should watch Robot Chicken. It's what Jesus would do.
I hate when people type/write "should of." Maybe your mom "should of" put down the crack pipe when she was pregnant, then you wouldn't be such a fucking retard. Or shaking and pissing in the corner. Stop that!
Since when are Dr. Phil and Ozzy buddies? I mean, seriously, where was I when that happened? Was I in the bathroom or something? 'Cause I've been in there a lot lately. I think I have cancer. You shit a lot when you get cancer, right?
Optimus Prime would kick God's ass. It's just a simple fact.
Is it just me, or is the song "Changes" by Black Sabbath about puberty? Or menopause? Or...both? Kind of a circle of life type thing? Oh, that Ozzy, always slipping messages in to his songs...and then backmasking them.
Do fairies really wear boots? Seems like it would just weigh them down to me. But hey, whatever gets those little neon dudes out of my face...always getting their fucking dust all over the place...think the whole world is their personal dust bin...little shits.
How come it's always the kids with no friends that shoot up schools? Oh yeah, because they suck!
Heaven doesn't really seem like that great of a place. All those angels everywhere, playing their gay harps. Really, who plays a harp? Stupid angels, that's who.
If God loves us all, does that make him bisexual, or just a pervert?
When I'm dead, I want to have my body filled with cement...you know, in case of necrophiliacs. Try sticking your dick in that...dick!
The only things cows are good for are steaks, milk, and psychedelic mushrooms.
Is it just me, or are feelings expressed in "Is it just me?" questions usually not exclusive to that person?
If all men are created equal, where are all those limbs people are born without?
Why is it cool to be scared of clowns? Those poor clowns never did anything to you, you trendy bastard!
I wish I had a third arm. Masturbating at the computer would be so much more efficient.
I want to kick Bill O'Reilly right in his nuts. Not because of his political views or anything, it's just funny as shit to see people get kicked in the nuts.
If it was Hilary Clinton being taken off of life support instead of Terri Schiavo, would those "right to life" dicks still be protesting?
How come you only ever hear about "The Wall" and "The Dark Side of the Moon"? "Animals" and "A Saucerful of Secrets" fucking rock!
Why are there still racists? Haven't they realized there are so many better reasons to hate people?
How does being a homophobe make any sense? You're scared of THEM? You fucking pussy.
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Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2005-04-04 06:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Heaven doesn't really seem like that great of a place. All those angels everywhere, playing their gay harps."
funny. should have cut it off where i did.
pigs (three different kinds) is my favorite floyd song.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-30 20:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's what I'm talking about.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-03-30 19:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my god this was awesome.
Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:10:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is it cool to be scared of clowns? Those poor clowns never did anything to you, you trendy bastard!
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I saw a clown beat up a classmate as a child, and that's when I vowed to have my revenge. Someday.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-03-30 05:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the way things should be damnit. Random and pointless. Live life by the moment! And to hell with making since and to Hell with Satan. That asshole tried to steal my beef jerky. But I put that bitch down.
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Titties n' Titters!
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-03-30 05:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GO RANDOMNESS WOO!
As for racism, I don't get it either. Take me for example; I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally!
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-03-30 01:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"How does being a homophobe make any sense? You're scared of THEM? You fucking pussy."
Hahaha.
Submitted by EternalDragon (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmmmmm...Robot Chicken
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:01:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
or better yet
cocaine
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:00:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
somewhere someone is having sex and i envy themm at this point
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-03-29 23:57:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I wish I had a third arm. Masturbating at the computer would be so much more efficient."
I love that one.
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-03-29 23:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-03-29 23:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love randomness.
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-03-29 23:33:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so very good