Testing Razor's Hypothesis From Back in The Day: Jerk Minorities Shanking out Fetuses While High on PCP (1358 hits)
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Rating: 1.71 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Habeeb "Go Away" Thomas (View user info) at 2005-03-29 11:23:11 EST
Inspiration...http://www.ubersite.com/m/25430
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"If you got 25 reviews on a post, you were the man. In fact, there used to be a category called the "Most Replied to Ever" on the left side. When bart took it down because it was irrelevant, the most replied to ever post was maybe at 150 replies, which today you can get just by talking about racism, abortion, or any of the other societal hotbuttons. If you wrote a post about racist abortions while on drugs, you'd probably get 1,000 replies"
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Sometimes after sex one has to face the consequences. Sometimes the baby is not wanted and must be disposed of. This is an outrage, Why? Because there are and will be fast food fish places to run and lawns and fences to be painted and cut in the future. If these fetuses are aborted, immigrants will have to be imported, and in the future who knows what kinda crazy hijinks immigrints will be up to.
Plus, over time, the drugs used while the fetus was developing may possibly evolve into superhuman abilities. Imagine one man being able to mow your lawn, paint your fence, wash your car, rebrick your house, cook taco dinners, and steal your stereo without having to take a bathroom break or sweating and asking you "May I 'ave a "epsi" ever again.
If the drug doin' sex havin minorities don't want thier chitlins, they can sell them to Specialized Immigrant Child Kinetic Stations (SPICKS), fancy govermental agencies who will remove the fetus from the womb, make sure it grows up healthy and strong, train it for it's purpose, and then sell it to immigrant worker businesses. A possible name for one of these agencies is Workers Operational Public Sales (WOPS).
THIS IS NOT SLAVERY... It's second hand human recycling. Everyone benefits: the druggy mom gets the bastard accident out of her belly, the pops don't have to rob gas stations to help raise the accident, the accident has a better chance of being raised healthy and gets to learn skills that will earn him a living. These kids will be paid when they are a ripe for working, and will be able to have a family if so they choose. Agencies can be set up to help these people better integrate into society, Civil Reconstructive Accident Child Kinetic Embodyment Reasearch (CRACKER).
Is it better to have a dead fetus, or a freshly painted fence?
The choice (and future) is yours
GO ILINI WOO!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually like this picture.
I must be losing my fucking mind.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:57:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
okay now you're the man
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:57:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
wait for it....
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-03-30 04:31:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-29 12:58:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, wow. Now I know whose alter Michael Jackson is.
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No you don't
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-03-29 21:34:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
22 reviews....where is everybody? Guess once Carol Richards sees this post it'll get 1,000 replies.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-03-29 16:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
jeremy don't be a poop.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-29 16:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I will personally see to it that you get 1000 reviews.
You illini bastard.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-03-29 16:42:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-03-29 16:42:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't this a re-post? And also, you can't say that you're testing the theory, because then people are conscious of it when replying.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-29 16:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-03-29 13:24:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Quite entertaining, I must say.
But there is no fusion in the picture, which makes me sad.
Please don't forget the fusion next time.
Sincererly,
Strawberry
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my thoughts exactly...
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-03-29 16:04:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
... I'd vote for it.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-03-29 13:24:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Quite entertaining, I must say.
But there is no fusion in the picture, which makes me sad.
Please don't forget the fusion next time.
Sincererly,
Strawberry
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-03-29 12:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
+2's all around on that one.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-29 12:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, wow. Now I know whose alter Michael Jackson is.
Submitted by salmonofdoubt (user info) at 2005-03-29 12:43:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
plus two.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-03-29 11:52:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You remain the man.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-29 11:51:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel awful for finding this amusing.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-29 11:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-29 11:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-03-29 11:40:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SONY
Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-03-29 11:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SONY
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-03-29 11:34:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-03-29 11:29:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Habeeb where the fuck are those interview questions?
And what the fuck is Illini?
You spend a week in the drunk tank at Parker Center and this place goes to hell.
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I'm workin on em there Mickey (by working on i mean started then completely forgot about)
Keep yo Pantaloons on
SHAMONE
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-29 11:30:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-03-29 11:26:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
u will pay adam
I demand nude photos of your poon
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She left me after she saw your muscular bod in the other post. She's been wandering around Illinois sucking off anyone named Habeeb in the hopes that she'll find you.
Illini cost me my office pool
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-03-29 11:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Habeeb where the fuck are those interview questions?
And what the fuck is Illini?
You spend a week in the drunk tank at Parker Center and this place goes to hell.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-03-29 11:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
u will pay adam
I demand nude photos of your poon
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-29 11:25:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Illini sucks!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-29 11:24:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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