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Unless you live in Cali... (700 hits)

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Rating: -1.77 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Dino Lamino <minimumdino.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-25 21:29:37 EST


Unless you live in California or Florida... or somewhere nice and sunny...

Don't buy a body kit if you live near anything "North" or "East". Because you will destroy it. They don't have speed bumps in California and Florida maybe? Or gas stations with big slopes...

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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-01-12 07:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Spamming people's posts is ghey.

How ironic that I'm spamming yours!

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 15:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No.

Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-11 15:49:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-11 15:13:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I hear someone has a sandy vagina in these parts.

Is it you? Are they your parts?

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-03-26 21:25:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


We don't call them speed bumps in San Francisco.

We call them hills.


Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-03-26 20:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What in the world made you post this?

Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-03-26 20:16:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Once again one of the dumbest posts on the site today.

You fuckers need to SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-03-26 13:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Gee.....this is......umm......what do you call it.........no, no wait it'll come to me.......
...what's the word I'm looking for......hmmmmmmmmmm......oh yeah....CRAP.

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-03-26 13:18:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

body kits r teh ghey

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-03-26 13:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What da fuck??


Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-03-26 12:58:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2




Seriously, STFU




Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-26 10:40:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You are setting records for shittiness.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-26 05:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Isn't San Francisco in California?

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-03-26 01:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Was this meant to be a reply to another post or something? This suxors.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-03-26 01:56:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-03-26 01:38:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by PrettyBondage (user info) at 2005-03-25 21:49:22 (#)
Ranking: -2

1) that made no sense
2) we do have speed bumps and slopes in cali....

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You're missing them...quite a lot, I tend to scratch my car on them by going too fast. Happens often...

Submitted by Hatch (user info) at 2005-03-25 23:06:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 DIE!!!!111uno

Submitted by tsu (user info) at 2005-03-25 23:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What the hell is this.

Submitted by 2x4fun (user info) at 2005-03-25 21:57:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hahahaha.you just burned 800 dollars!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-25 21:50:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Best Post ever, Bitches!!



Submitted by PrettyBondage (user info) at 2005-03-25 21:49:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

1) that made no sense
2) we do have speed bumps and slopes in cali....

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-25 21:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wot u babblin bout, boy?

Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-25 21:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-03-25 21:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

how bout just dont buy body kits


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