I Feel Like Shit (536 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: -0.36 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Andrew Montanaro <beefstick86.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-12 04:36:53 EST
Dear Ubersite,
My friends convinced me to drink tonight. Right now, I feel like shit.
All I know right now, is that I drank a quarter of a fifth of Captain Morgan, and its the first time that I've ever really drank. All of the Captain Morgan that I drank was consumed within a half hour.
Never again am I drinking. I am so tired right now, but as soon as I close my eyes I feel like I'm going to throw up. Again.
I would have been alright. We were on the way back and I was doin just fine. Then Purdy threw up. That's when I lost it. We pulled over on the highway, and we both got out and threw up all over. He starter it. He projectiled inside the car all over the passenger seat. Seeing him throw up made me lose it.
I'm trying to go to bed. And it isnt working. Goodnigth Uber. wish em luck.
User Reviews
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-03-12 20:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beefstick86 (user info) at 2005-03-12 11:25:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
holy shit. I dont remember writing this. and i dont feel like shit right now, thankfully. never again. never, never again.
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+2 for not remembering what you did....
-2 because your still wondering why your ass is tender.
Submitted by beefstick86 (user info) at 2005-03-12 11:25:18 EST (#)
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holy shit. I dont remember writing this. and i dont feel like shit right now, thankfully. never again. never, never again.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-03-12 11:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
cheif
Submitted by tragiksaint (user info) at 2005-03-12 10:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
this is not uncommon to any of us, nor is it original.
we just don't complain about it.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-12 09:02:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
a quarter of a fifth? what is this a maths problem?
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-03-12 06:10:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Have a piece of toast and cold cheese, 2 advils and a small bottle of water before bed. Keep a big bottle of water beside your bed to drink during the night. There's no point claiming you'll never drink again because you probably will next week.
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-03-12 05:57:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You write like shit too.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-03-12 05:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-12 05:23:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i feel like shit because i am getting over a cold and decided to spend 2 and a half hours on a free roll at pokerstars only to place 260.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-12 05:15:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
good luck
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-12 05:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good luck. You'll feel worse when you wake up though. Hope you drank tons of water and took two asperin before crashing.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-03-12 04:43:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When I'm drunk, I like to jump and spin. Really fast. Then I fall over and try to crawl to my bed.
BTW there IS a giant stain on the carpet in my hallway. Good times. Dr. Pepper and spiced rum is a GREAT drink, but stains pretty bad.