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NSFW/ Top 5 Reasons NOT to Visit Neverland Ranch (1785 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: -1.45 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by aceyloulou (View user info) at 2005-03-05 03:32:59 EST




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Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-03-16 22:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Ok, that was about gross......

Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-16 22:15:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-03-05 10:54:54 (#)
Ranking: 1

I, for one, think Goatse saved it.
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no shit, this M Jackson shit gets old

Submitted by big_boi_jake69 (user info) at 2005-03-16 22:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ur a sick fuck u dirty basterd

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-03-05 04:15:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by Perzik (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nobody cares about Michael Jackson....except you!

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2005-03-09 23:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

he touched my no no place

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-03-09 04:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I will sue you. No one fucks with Michael Jackson and gets away with it!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-09 04:19:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

NSFW FUCK WIT.



Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-03-05 22:48:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

WAAAHH! BLOODY ASSHOLE!!!! WAAAHH!! MY EYESS!!!!!

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2005-03-05 22:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i need a shower after that last image

Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-03-05 14:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It's Goatse, yay!!

Submitted by BigJoe (user info) at 2005-03-05 12:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

How does that guy hold in his poop? Does he use a Volkswagen as a buttplug?

Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2005-03-05 12:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You had me up until the last one.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-05 11:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

no comment bitch.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-03-05 10:54:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I, for one, think Goatse saved it.

Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-03-05 10:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

at first it was decent.. then you just ruined it

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-03-05 10:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This sucked. Bigtime.

Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-05 10:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

WTF?!?!?! First of all, you just went for shock value and that ruined it. Second of all, MJ only has sex with little boys so his anus could NOT be that loose!!!

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-03-05 09:27:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why the goatse? Why?!

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-05 08:45:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you have filled my quota for gaping man ass today. thanks!

Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-03-05 07:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The scariest part is that I'd probably be safe from seeing a goatse at Neverland ranch, but not on Ubersite.



Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-05 07:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you sir. I have been avoiding goatse my entire life, until Degreeless sprung it on me in the photoshop comp. Surprisingly, it didn't make me retch.

Now I have seen it entirely. Albeit for three quarters of a second.


But that was far too long. Fuck you sir.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-05 07:15:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ICK

Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-05 06:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-05 05:43:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

By the mercy of the gods, no!

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-03-05 05:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by kcthelush (user info) at 2005-03-05 05:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I'm seriously disturbed. That says a lot.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-03-05 05:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-05 05:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

NO

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-05 04:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-03-05 04:38:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

no more~!!!

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-05 04:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

1000 Pounds of suck.

Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-03-05 04:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-03-05 04:00:05 (#)
Ranking: -2

Whatever happened to AlahAckbar?

Dear Mother Fucking Newbie
Write better shit or die.
Love,
DavyJones

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What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-03-05 04:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by DamianD (user info) at 2005-03-05 04:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shit! Really fucking shit! plus its sick.

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-03-05 04:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Whatever happened to AlahAckbar?

Dear Mother Fucking Newbie
Write better shit or die.
Love,
DavyJones

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-03-05 03:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

and if u don't like my posts, don't read them

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Its hard to determine whether or not you like a post, without reading it.

Submitted by aceyloulou (user info) at 2005-03-05 03:56:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I actually DID do this one myself, and if u don't like my posts, don't read them. Why do YOU bother to post? Isn't that the point?

Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-03-05 03:48:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

way to post 2 in one day. your first one sucked, and surprise, so does this one. I doubt you did this yourself.


I know it's easy to post crap, I just don't get why people actually bother.

Submitted by myredmirage95 (user info) at 2005-03-05 03:39:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"blow bubbles" *snickers*

Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-03-05 03:36:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

well

hi mr. goatse

we meet again




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