Safety First, Bitches! (918 hits)
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Submitted by myredmirage95 (View user info) at 2005-03-04 02:51:24 EST
I work in an establishment that requires all of its employees to wear safety glasses and the ones I have now kind of suck. They aren't the pieces of shit that were issued to us when we first started, but they are still ugly and make me look like I have a unibrow; not quite attractive for a girl...or a guy for that matter. Ew. Anyway, last night I began my online search for a pair of kick ass safety glasses that were cheap, stylish and fulfilled the requirements at my place of work (non-tinted, side protection, etc etc.) My search began on Google...good ol' reliable Google. The first site that came up on the search was Staples.com and surprisingly, they had a lot of nice, cheap safety glasses. SCORE! But I continued searching, onto the more expensive ones on that site. I hit the jackpot, but not in the glasses, but in the pictures. I have never in my life seen such hilarious people. These safety glasses models looked like rejects from a Star Trek convention, as you will soon see in these unedited pictures. Enjoy.
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Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-07 18:35:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by aceyloulou (user info) at 2005-03-04 19:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I gave u a +2 because I love u, but u didn't keep my idea for the dog pic, so I'm not speaking to u. U should get a -2
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-04 14:29:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-04 10:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think we work for the same establishment.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-03-04 10:20:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Neverland ranch - Hilarious!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-04 09:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in one of those pictures
Submitted by Kraven (user info) at 2005-03-04 09:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-04 09:30:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
/HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Senior yearbook guy is my personal favourite.
Submitted by grandturismo (user info) at 2005-03-04 09:27:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-04 09:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
excellent
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-04 08:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell would a dog need safety goggles for? Is there an auto plant somewhere that employs dogs as arc-welders? I'm calling the ASPCA.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-04 08:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There seems to be a lot of people from this planet Douchebag. I see them everyday.
This is shit made my day.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-04 06:55:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha...I know a couple people from planet Douchebag.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-03-04 06:07:37 EST (#)
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Part 2: Safety Footware; The Clog.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-04 05:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-03-04 04:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've got ta gets me some safety goggles.
Submitted by Breno (user info) at 2005-03-04 03:51:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I have to ask, is this MSA?
Submitted by EvilJay (user info) at 2005-03-04 03:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Because, why not.
-1 Because I hate the Steelers.
-1 For using the phrase "Sexual Chocolate" on an undeserving candidate, I'd have called her Whitney.
+2 Because you knew that my mom has a penis...bastard.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-04 03:28:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Butch is TigerLilly
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-03-04 03:24:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-03-04 03:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Butchie over there is kindof sexy
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-03-04 03:14:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The little girl is scary
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-03-04 03:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sexy.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-03-04 03:07:36 EST (#)
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hahahahaha...Zorton....hahahahahah Planet Douchebag....hahahahahaha!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-04 03:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-03-04 03:05:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's hot