UberMurder 2 Characters list! (652 hits)
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Submitted by Timmah http://www.thesebloodyhands.co.uk (View user info) at 2005-02-21 00:09:26 EST
Okay so I've made up the list of characters for this series of UberMurder. Thanks to everyone for signing up and I hope this will be an enjoyable and bloody series.
A little information on each role.
Murderer
To generally kill, maim, destroy and wreak havoc on unsuspecting Uber users. (if you're killed by the murderer don't be a bitch and take it like a man!)
Accomplice
The role of the accomplice is to generally mix things up and keep the general townsfolk off the trail of the murderer by ANY MEANS POSSIBLE. And to remain loyal to the murderer, not sing like a canary as soon as death stares them in the face like one accomplice did.
Police Chief
The role of Police Chief is an important one to all the general townsfolk of uber. This will be your main source of information regarding clues, theories and any other important information the chief of police feels the need to release.
Coroner
My job will be to provide any running commentary as an overseer and to provide you with a coroners report with each death. These will include, where the body was found, how we believe the victim to have been killed, when the victim is thought to have died (there is a difference) and any other things that may need mentioning about the victims death.
Executioner
Not mentioned in the sign up thread as I forgot. Last series a lot of stuff was forgotten, including the executioner. This series the executioner will be responsible for writing up the lynching and the methods of execution that the condemned will be put to.
Villagers
Your role, however small, is the most important! Without you the ubermurder won't be caught. It is your job to do your own investigating and to decide on who you think the ubermurder is using cunning, detective skills and sexual favours.....what?
Don't be disheartened if you are chosen as a villager you can still do detective work and you don't have the responsibility of typing up a full police report for me each week.
Feel free to discuss theories on any of the posts and between yourself. In fact I encourage you to do so! JUST DON'T FORGET TO VOTE! All voting should be made on the murder report posts.
Character list.
Coroner: Timmah AIM TBHECH
Police Chief: Tom AIM tomtheuber
Executioner: JMG114 (making a return) AIM JMG114
Murderer: ???
Accomplice: ???
Villagers:
Kazzerax
Dead_0hi0_Sky
screamfeeder
CookieLass
StonedSilly
shitfuck
bob
will72
MrRottenTreats
electrictoothsyndrome
NerfHerder
transhuman
sparkle_pink
Sideburns
Slypher
Stabkill
phuzzygish
wardy
Parkinsuns
SullyThePirate
MANICMOTHER
jgreening
L-Gizzle
darko
Degreeless_Capibara
FunnyAsCancer
matt maiorano
Mboomer
First murder report will be next Monday as I'm a busy boy all this week.
Tim
User Reviews
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-03-03 11:57:45 EST (#)
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Erm right yeh. I'm not going to be posting here anymore. So if anyone would like to carry on the UberMurder series email me at TBHECH.at.aol.com and I'll get back to you.
Cheers
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-02-27 01:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let me guess, if you include me (which I'm not fooling myself into thinking you will), I'll be murdered immediately, after being raped (anally of course), tortured medieval styles, maybe scalped, and then my bruised and battered corpse will be left on the side of the road for the worms and vultures to feast on.
Great.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-22 18:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hadn't rated this since it wasn't really imformative other than giving a possible list of suspects to later reffer to. But here's a +2 anyways because http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/piepiepie.php
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*bump*
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:01:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
coolbeans.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 09:41:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God damn it...
I'm not the murderer again...
OR the acomplice...
Or *AM* I, and I'm just hiding out in the villagers list to fool people?
Ah fuck it... I'm still in and reading.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-21 06:09:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-21 06:07:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wikkid! I'm in there! Do I get an optional pitchfork and/or flaming torch when we find the bad guy? And what happens now? Where do we go from here?
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Well once the first muder is announced it's down to you guys to do the detective work. There will be a police report with clues, theories etc etc But nothing as in depth as last time. Just keep tabs on the progress you'll get it as you go.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-21 06:07:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wikkid! I'm in there! Do I get an optional pitchfork and/or flaming torch when we find the bad guy? And what happens now? Where do we go from here?
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-21 05:51:32 EST (#)
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Eugh what's the point in posting this if no one's going to bother to read it. I think I'm done with Uber once this UberMurder series is up.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-21 00:42:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet. i love these posts
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-21 00:28:13 EST (#)
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I bumped it enough times mate. you can still vote though!
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-21 00:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
how did i miss this? oh well.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-21 00:12:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BRING ON THE BLOOD AND GUTS!