I get drunk with Seth MacFalane, and he gives me new lexicon (2069 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.62 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by El_Wizardo (View user info) at 2005-02-09 15:14:00 EST
I only thought shit liked this happened in movies. Never in a million years would I think that there was a wedding going on in my neighborhood and I would be allowed to crash it and I would meet famous people. But I'm getting way ahead of my self.
I was heading down to the community spa with some of my friends. It was a normal Tuesday night, except for all the cars that are parked all around the street. That and the strange Mexican people that are stealing the cars... and parking them? Oh shit, these guys are valets. What the hell are valets doing in our small community? Someone famous is here...
Of course we went looking for them.
The only place where there could be a party is a patch of grass that exists above the pool area. Thanks to our brilliant deduction (and the people walking up there in tuxedos) we found ourselves in a wedding.
Dressed in our bathing suits.
And no one seemed to care. You know, except for the security that came up to us. The security that was huge and probably armed somewhere on his person. The security guard that could toss us out like an unwanted pregnancy on prom night.
"As long as you kids don't get drunk, you're cool."
Um, what the fuck?
Did we, dressed in swimming suits, and not knowing anyone at this wedding, just get permission to crash? That kind of put a damper on it. You aren't really crashing something if you have permission from the large and scary security guy.
Fuck it. Party time.
It was a normal wedding. We danced with the rather attractive females, and met the bride and groom. We managed to drink and not get plastered, we had some of the fine cigars that were provided gratis to all the guests. But there was a huge highlight that made the entire year.
The wedding guests, for the most part, worked on a little show called Family Guy. It became my new mission to find Seth MacFarlane. And I found him. Boy did I find him...
completely wasted.
He was talking with the creator of Fairly Oddparents, a show which I have passing familiarity with, because it's funny when altered. I mean, when the watcher is altered, not the show.
"Sooo kids... what's your favorite cartoon?" He said slurringly
"Family Guy! That show is fucking awesome!" I really wanted to say more, like I'd do anything to work on it, up to and including polishing your knob.
And then he said the quote of the century.
"You hear that [Bob], you better dust your cock off bitch!"
Thank God for Seth MacFarlane. Truly a God among men.
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Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2005-02-14 04:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dont believe you....but its funny
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:32:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
completely awesome.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not at all impossible that this happened because I had lunch with Seth MacFarlane myself in Boston a few years ago.
"Hey Meg, 18 yet?"
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59147
read this or die!!!
Submitted by Eric_the_Awful (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My gay orgy (if I were gay...and I probably would anyways):
Seth McFarlan
Mike Patton
Trey Parker
Matt Stone
Recognize.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:41:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I loved that new show American Dad. That was hysterical.
Submitted by Kamargo (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, Family Guy rules... but not as much as Aqua Teen Hunger Force... quoting:
Inignot: Hello, Carl, I am Inignot and this is Err.
Err: I am Err.
Inignot: We are Mooninites from the inner core of the moon.
Err: You said it right.
Inignot: Our race is hundred of years beyond yours.
Err: Man, you hear what he's saying?
Inignot: Some would say that the Earth is our moon.
Err: We're the moon.
Inignot: But that would belittle the name of our moon, which is: The Moon.
Err: Point is: we're at the center, not you.
Carl: No, the real point is: I don't give a damn.
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:24:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
He's a lush
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:21:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shenanigans. hit whoring shenanigans.
but i could never neg 2 family guy.