Thank you Carol Richards... (702 hits)
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Submitted by Vergedor (View user info) at 2005-01-31 14:17:47 EST
I was bored and preoccupied, then I read some of your comments and the reaction to these http://www.ubersite.com/m/58143
I laughed out loud and spent a happy 30min. on Uber thanks to you... whoever you may be (Method, or an actual Carol Richards).
By the way, I am mysoginous and I hate feminists. Me and my friends were all alienated and cheated on by our girlfriends during our 20's.
I promised myself I would stay single forever after I separated a little more than a year ago. I wrote my first Uber post around that time, which was a bitter reaction to my break-up and is not rational at all. I should not have read www.nomarriage.com before writing it.
I thought I could shield myself from the charms of women after that. But noooooooo! I am still weak and like Mr Cancer said, if you show us your boobs, we lose control and you get it.
It's been three weeks now since I have met her and I can't get her out of my head. I am fighting every fiber in my body not to go see her. But damn! she is so beautiful and charming and sweet. I lost my appetite and I cannot concentrate at work. She put a spell on me.
So even if my mind is set on being single, even after I had a lousy long-term relationship in the past, I still am the victim of my nature and I go see her every fucking day.
Like Jeanne Moreau said: "There is two things in life that are infinite. Feminity and the ways to abuse men with it"
The way to win at the EXPERT LEVEL of the videogame "Shogun" is to be the first to be able to train geishas that will kill all your oppononents in their bedroom without having to wage war.
Do you begin to understand MR Cancer's point? Of course not, women are incapable of discussing logically... only Loki and SpikeGoddess can... but they develop mental side-effects like Adult ADD and Bi-Polar stuff because they tried to rewire their brains for logic.
Here is a picture of beauty... Liv Tyler, I swear to God that she could be her identical twin.
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Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:03:13 EST (#)
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to this day, i still can't understand how she is half steven tyler. i just dont get it
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:48:46 EST (#)
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clearly this poster is a method-alter too.
and by clearly, i mean _________ly
Submitted by Kraven (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:43:26 EST (#)
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That pic deserves +1
your post +1
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:14:23 EST (#)
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Thanks for reading Lisa.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:43:35 EST (#)
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The way to win at the EXPERT LEVEL of the videogame "Shogun" is to be the first to be able to train geishas that will kill all your oppononents in their bedroom without having to wage war.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:30:33 EST (#)
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I acquire a little bit of happiness by living vicariously through the stories of other people's love lives.
Yes, I'm fifty-two and I own seven cats.
Liv Tyler is so pretty.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:27:17 EST (#)
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Whoooo! Free linkage!
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:26:14 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/58129
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:20:24 EST (#)
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<spurts on screen>
i know a bi-polar bitch. i hate her with a newly-kindled passion.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:19:45 EST (#)
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THE NEXT PERSON WHO ACCUSES ME OF BEING AN ALTER IS GETTING PISTOL WHIPPED
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:19:45 EST (#)
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Been done already...http://www.ubersite.com/m/58145