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Look Upon My Works, Ye Mighty (560 hits)

Category: UberMadness! Entry

Rating: 2 on 1 review (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by thaumaturge (View user info) at 2004-12-19 23:43:28 EST


This post was an official UberMadness! entry. Click here to view the original matchup.


Our title:

"Look Upon My Works, Ye Mighty"

I need Jack Black and Kyle Gas to manufacture me some inspirato...

In all faith and honesty, I couldn't for the life of me find any inspiration at all for this
entry. I know this sounds lame but the fact that this is a consolation entry and a super weird title have left me with no other option than to amuse you with the reason for my inactiviy.

Have you guys ever tried Shrek 2 Edition Kisko freeze pops? They are all mean, all green, and %100 delicious. My partner in crime and I have found ourselves in a place of severe addiction and spent the entire week munching on their tasty goodness. Sounds lame, but oh..., what an aphrodesiac. Needless to say, I found myself short of attention on this last round.

I leave you with a shot of our sinful enjoyment, and the most sincere apology for my opponent. I'm sorry to offer you no competition, especially since we are in the elite eight and round 7.

Thank you all for the excellent reviews and votes to date. This competition has given me great confidence and has pushed me to further my writing. It was incredibly hard to pump out a quality short story once every 10 days since the end of September, and I applaud those who continue to amaze me with their determination. I hold my full sponsorship for my last opponent who has dominated this entire tournament. I know he will take it all.


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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-01-16 11:27:35 EST (#)
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Look, Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband, I'm sorry
about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub, I'm sorry I used
your wedding dress to wax the car, and I'm sorry -- oh well, let's
just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.

-- Homer Simpson
Marge on the Lam