21 Shortest Books (626 hits)
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Submitted by hockyman <hockyman89.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-13 02:43:12 EST
another funny thing i found on cj while procrastinating studying for finals....
21 Shortest Books
21. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda
20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno
19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver
18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino
17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by HILLARY CLINTON
16. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden
15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates
14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman
13. MY WILD YEARS by Al Gore
12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
10. DETROIT: a Travel Guide
9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by DR. J. Kevorkian
8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen de Generes
5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA
3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J. Simpson
And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ....
1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton, with introduction by the Reverend Jessie Jackson
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-13 13:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-12-13 13:40:28 EST (#)
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you forgot to add: "Why my parents kept me" by hockeyman
"My asshole was tight for most of my life" by hockeyman
"the story of my penis" by hockeyman
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-12-13 13:36:48 EST (#)
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you have awesome ctrl-c/ctrl-v skills
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-13 13:29:53 EST (#)
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-2 for copying and for #19. lame-ass. he'd still write a book on it, it would just be incorrect. i hate to be all technical on it but it sucked so hard!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-13 10:49:43 EST (#)
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this should be called, "21 books that don't exist." and how can they be ranked, when 0=0=0=0=0=0=0=0=0=0=0=0=0=0=0=0=0=0=0????
they're all equally short.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-13 10:08:25 EST (#)
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YOu also forgot "Why I love everyone and everything, and +2 for all" by MrPresident...
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-13 08:29:10 EST (#)
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J. Simpson
hahahahahhaha
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-12-13 03:18:29 EST (#)
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Hey, look, I have a post for you!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27263
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-12-13 03:05:38 EST (#)
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try posting something original.
Submitted by hockyman (user info) at 2004-12-13 02:56:19 EST (#)
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i said it was, it was meant for some people to enjoy, obviously not yourself you dildo, i didn't claim it for my own so blow your dad
Submitted by MrPresident (user info) at 2004-12-13 02:53:52 EST (#)
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No shit you cut and pasting cunt.
Submitted by hockyman (user info) at 2004-12-13 02:51:29 EST (#)
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it wasn't my list you dipshit
Submitted by dethcow (user info) at 2004-12-13 02:50:37 EST (#)
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Bill Clinton is the most immoral person you can think of?
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-12-13 02:49:41 EST (#)
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i like.
Submitted by MrPresident (user info) at 2004-12-13 02:46:45 EST (#)
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You forgot:
THE COMPENDIUM OF MY MODEST STATEMENTS by Mohamed Ali