I chopped the head off a 20 year old boy--my first (not really) Sideburns photoshop (1606 hits)
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Submitted by Phinch (View user info) at 2004-11-30 16:13:03 EST
When all my roomates died in a freak gasoline fight accident, I became tremendously depressed. The only thing that saved me was the Sideburns Zoolander Center for People Who Don't Feel Happy.
Ladies and gentlemen-
and I use the term loosely...
I present MAGNUM!
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Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-12-13 12:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jared if you see this...
phinch.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Hooktad (user info) at 2004-12-10 13:44:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
boys and girls, if we're going to quote the greatness that is Derek Zoolander- let's at
least quote it right.
day spa- that's D-A-I-Y-E
Enough.
Enough? Now we're just making up words.
(Watch the special features, they will keep you busy for hours)
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-12-08 11:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Phinch, what's your e-mail?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-01 03:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49386#990793
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-01 03:27:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You rat fucking bastard..
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49386
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You heard it here first, folks...
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:04:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MER-MAN PA!
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yep. Made me smile.
Submitted by Screwyouall (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
classy
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:15:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahah,
is that sideburns?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You rock my gay face off.
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2004-11-30 17:10:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hello, it's a day spa! D-A-Y-E! Not week!" Begins checking phone messages.
"You have twelve (slight pause) hundred new messages."
"That is a bit above average."
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-11-30 17:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Zoolander was a great movie, by the way.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-30 17:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
master.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is funny...unlike the movie which blew ass, save the gas sraying scene.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MAGNUM gheyness that is - I see you are in the ready position to receive MAGNUM peener action!
BAHAHAHA
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49386
Hypocrisy
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:36:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done. Tigre did a very similar post a while back. http://www.ubersite.com/m/49386
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Asians! Or would you prefer AZN?
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is going to blow away the crappy paint one I do.
Submitted by Grim_Hippie (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:19:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man that's funny.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA awesome!!!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JAWSOME
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Photoshop or MSPAINT?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:14:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome