Asian Sex Dwarf Strikes Again (8497 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.55 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Lone Stranger (View user info) at 2004-11-12 13:42:35 EST
Part 1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/51166
It was like any other evening at my place. Barry White jammin out of my bathroom radio, I had just stepped into the shower for a "long" shower. A shower that takes longer than usual due to prolonged self satisfaction.
I was thoroughly "shampooing" my outy when what did I hear coming from the bedroom in a high-pitched Grover voice?
"OOOOOOOOOOOOO-HIIIIIIIIIIIIII-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
The Asian Sex Dwarf popped her head around the shower curtain, and with a huge grin she announced her greeting, "OHIO!"
This left me feeling a bit disconcerted, as I had just pushed the shampoo bottle most of the way into my inny.
ASD is a tiny creature, slender, sporting a long black mane reaching past her buttocks, and pert A-cups.
In a fit of giggles, ASD jumped into the shower, wearing nothing but Hello Kitty panties. She started to thrust her hips and gyrate her booty while she chanted, "Mew-mew-mew. Hello, Kitty! Mew-mew-mew. Hello, Kitty! Mew-mew-mew. Hello, Kitty!"
Her dancing made me feel peculiar, as if I had been enchanted.
She finished her dance and pulled the shampoo bottle out of my inny. "Hands against the wall!" she commanded. For some reason I complied.
ASD: "Spread 'em!" She commanded with a playfully authoritative tone.
So I spread my legs with my hands against the shower wall. It brought back fond memories of my years as Leroy's prison-bitch.
She grabbed a soapy sponge, and dipping down between my legs, began de-greasing my undercarriage.
"MERRRR!" I started mooing a like a bull. I just couldn't help myself.
"MEROORRRR!!" I felt like a big dumb animal being scrubbed down before a cattle auction. Yet, somehow, it felt so right.
ASD: "OOooo! Such big balls! She started examining my testicles.
"So many Ramen Noodles!" she said, kneading my epididymis between her thumb and forefinger.
After the nad-inspection, and a thorough scrubbing, she moved around in front of me and started sucking and chewing on my nipples.
"MMMM! White man ninnies taste so goo-ood!" She exclaimed through a mouthful of my nipple.
She effortlessly climbed up on my shoulders, locking her legs around my neck, and started to drum on my head like a bongo.
"OHIO! O! O! OHIO! O! O! OHIO!"
And with that she leapt from my shoulders, out of the shower, to disappear back into my closet.
Oh, Asian Sex Dwarf! I am a helpless slave to your random molestations.
User Reviews
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-05-19 16:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bad.
Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-11-16 11:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A glitch cow is some prechosen dealie that the dude who made this sn thought had some sort of significance. I actually have no idea, all I know from the info he provided is that his last name was cowman. I got this sn from aj, who stole it from someone who left their password lying around.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-13 01:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-11-13 01:38:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This deserves a big old WHAT THE FUCK?!®
Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2004-11-12 20:45:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My left hand also has epicanthic folds...
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-12 18:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
part crazy, part crazy!
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-12 18:37:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Picture? The elusive Asian Sex Dwarf cannot be caught on film.
Submitted by X-File (user info) at 2004-11-12 17:46:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Only a +1 because I wanted a picture of an Asian Sex Dwarf.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-11-12 17:37:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Humor + Insanity = +2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sexy asian dwarves get a +2.
Always.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Part 1 was better in my opinion but this was still good.
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this ruled!