Preschoolers vs. CEOs (658 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 0.89 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by hockyman <hockyman89.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-08 22:44:30 EST
Cool thing i found while dicking.....
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
For #1 The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator door, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
For #2 Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator door, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
For #3 Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show you abilities
For #4 Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
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Submitted by hockyman (user info) at 2004-12-13 02:33:19 EST (#)
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just a wild guess dude, i had the misfortune of living in south freshman year
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-12-09 16:44:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mad long ago you asked me what dorm I lived in at Tufts... Bush or Miller...
I lived in Miller as a Freshman (rm 311), and I lived in Wren as a Soph but all of my friends lived in Bush so I was there all the time. I don't know how the fuck you knew that (other than the fact that those were the roudy dorms) but it was a damn good guess.
I figured I'd leave you the feedback on your latest post because you probably wouldn't return to my post from a month ago... Peace...
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-09 10:21:27 EST (#)
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Shit. Wrong, wrong all wrong.
1 and 2 - Build a bigger refrigerator.
3 - The Lions; having gotten everybody out of the way, they fence off the savannah and declare themselves a sovereign state.
4 - Kill the crocodiles.
Submitted by IamNotTheWorldTradeCenter (user info) at 2004-11-09 10:08:37 EST (#)
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'I gotta dick a giraffe couldn't deepthroat'
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-11-09 00:01:17 EST (#)
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This was dumb.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
You brutally slice it into little pieces then jam it all in.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Same fuckin way.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
The one that poaching has forced to extinction.
4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Kill the fuckin crocodiles, laugh mercilessly, have a hot dog then get in a boat and have some slave paddle you across.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2004-11-08 23:34:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-11-08 22:56:54 (#)
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Submitted by Jane_Doe (user info) at 2004-11-08 22:54:54 (#)
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So, breaking the giraffe's fucking neck is the wrong answer?
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What did the giraffe ever do to you, bitch?
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hahaha
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-08 23:32:06 EST (#)
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I think if I had to answer these questions to get a job, I would start crying.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-08 23:27:49 EST (#)
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HAHA, i had the right answers.
However, that's because i'm a 4 year old and have read that same set of questions around 20 times.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-08 23:17:26 EST (#)
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nice
more on elephants: http://www.ubersite.com/m/50898
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-11-08 22:56:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jane_Doe (user info) at 2004-11-08 22:54:54 (#)
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So, breaking the giraffe's fucking neck is the wrong answer?
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What did the giraffe ever do to you, bitch?
Submitted by Jane_Doe (user info) at 2004-11-08 22:54:54 EST (#)
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So, breaking the giraffe's fucking neck is the wrong answer?
Submitted by Brootch <brochu.at.gmail.com> at 2004-11-08 22:50:27 EST (#)
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HAHAHA very good and yeah i had wrong answers all the way