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Category: UberMadness! Entry

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Submitted by thaumaturge (View user info) at 2004-10-23 13:38:23 EDT


This post was an official UberMadness! entry. Click here to view the original matchup.


"The only way to truly gain an edge on our domestic market is to see the world, and gain a holistic perspective of life lived by others."

I didn't buy it for one second.

"So you're telling me that I have orders to visit every continent, cataloguing every step, before I can return?"

Mr. Baum, my 'supervisor', simply responded with a cold "You leave tomorrow".

As I boarded my plane in JFK, I felt a cold chill run through my being. I had never flown international before, and was not too pleased at the prospect of experiencing the nuances of foreign countries.

To be honest, I was surprised at the levity I experienced on this trip. It seemed to be over as quickly as it started.

It was a whirlwind romance that took me swiftly through Africa and Asia. The Pacific left me breathless. South America gave me insight I never knew to exist.

I swam with the dolphins in the Aegean; I broke bread with the strange and unsavory.

I left thinking that I would never be happy, sent abroad to explore new parallels and add dimension to my growing perspective. I couldn't have been more wrong.

I quickly found that I mixed easily with others. I experienced things that I knew 'home' was most certainly craving.

I am to return just as Uncle Traveling Matt would from Fraggle Rock; a revered and mysterious icon full of tales and ideas from the dark unknown.

As cultured as I thought I was before, I now realize that I had only just begun.

I became innovative.

Now I am home, and through all of my travels I have found that this is where I have always belonged. Home had become more important to me after I experienced the wonders of the world, and all of the secrets of foreign lands.

The variety on this planet should be welcomed and appreciated completely. I may have been considered an ethno centrist before, but since have become a humble relativist.

I am now able to relate to all other kinds, openly inviting one and all to intermingle with me as seen fit.

I feel that with my extensive exposure to foreign tastes, I can now offer my own people the fruits of my labor.


I now come in eight great flavors.


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