my wife is hotter than yours. (1097 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.2 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <DISTURBEDNAKEDCHILD.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-25 21:19:40 EDT
my wife loves me very much. She wants to have babies with me and she thinks about how great i am alot.
Thats because im such a gentleman and i give her flowers with ribbons attached to them and no girl can say 'no' to flowers with ribbons attached to them.
I have a picture of my wife - i might have changed it a little bit using my superior photoshop skills.
She is thinking of me and saying to herself "I LOVE THAT GUY. HE IS SO SUPER - I'M GLAD I MARRIED HIM INSTEAD OF STAYING WITH MY CAREER AS A TOP BRAZILIAN VICTORIAS SECRET MODEL. HE GIVES ME FLOWERS WITH RIBBONS ATTACHED TO THEM!!."
My photoshop skills awesome.
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Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-05-26 07:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"My photoshop skills awesome."
Awesomely bad if you don't know how to scale...
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-26 07:00:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-05-26 03:07:37 EDT (#)
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Shes a huge mother fucker
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-26 02:50:58 EDT (#)
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So big...
A phrase you haven't heard often I'm sure.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-05-26 01:45:25 EDT (#)
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This post sucks. Adriana Lima, however, is fucking awesome. So you get a 0.
Submitted by SumYumGuy (user info) at 2004-05-26 01:30:10 EDT (#)
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i know that she's a victoria's secret model. Just can't remember her name
oh yeah, SIZE THAT FUCKING PICTURE DOWN, YOU RUMP-RANGER!!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-05-26 01:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stupid.
Submitted by JewdoMaster (user info) at 2004-05-25 23:55:40 EDT (#)
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Just right click on it and chose 'View Image'; then Mozilla will automatically size it down for you.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-05-25 23:50:21 EDT (#)
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In the words of Homer Simpson....
"OH MY GOD!"
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-05-25 23:29:51 EDT (#)
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That's the biggest picture I've ever seen in my life. Ever. In. Life. Seen. Picture. Possession. Calvin Kline.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-05-25 23:01:15 EDT (#)
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She is certainly not smarter if she married a tosser like you.
Submitted by Homsar (user info) at 2004-05-25 22:00:39 EDT (#)
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For a second I thought that was Darryl Hannah just because of her ginormous size.
Fuck you for that.
Submitted by NAKEDMAMMAL (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:53:10 EDT (#)
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i think only an awesome person like me could unleash a picture this freakishly massive. I stand by my awesomeness
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:29:21 EDT (#)
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Size it up a little. I can't really see it. Make it 15,000 by 13,000 pixels.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nothing about you is awesome.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:24:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by NAKEDMAMMAL (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:21:51 EDT (#)
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fuck thats a big picture
Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-05-25 21:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy Fuck!!! Size that thing DOWN!