Eating a Urinal Cake (1336 hits)
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Submitted by STIXS (View user info) at 2004-03-06 12:38:51 EST
Is it possible to get a yeast infection the armpit? Pizza is also very tasty. Slurp Slurp! He stopped for a moment to wipe his mouth daintily--All of a sudden, Death came from the window. It was dressed in a Pimp Suit. Where oh where could my baby be? If I was ghetto, it would be in the dumpster
He jumped in and fished around. "Aha!" he found it! He was gay.
The man flew from underneath the bush, and started dancing. Then he looked at her cleavage. Not only was he aroused, but there was a bulge in his pants, right by the crotch. This was the first he time he realized that he was a poo-monster; he was made entirely out of syphilitic diarrhea.
What in the hell am I supposed to continue writing?! A noble question indeed
'Humph! Let me think! I'm not sure, I could be, but then again, maybe not."
The elderly gentleman was depressed, he had not slept in days. One beautiful, sunny, cloudless day...ah bullshit, It was dark and gloomy and rainy, and I want everyone to die....that was when he first touched it...touched it hard. Actually, not really. Unfortunately, it would take years to put down the chauvinist's rebellion. However, the truth is that I Rule, I am the absolute, undoubted, shiznit...I can't believe I just said that...please flog me...
-1=i^98=-1. My penis is a math genius. No longer restricted by the chains, he ripped them off once the monkey guards left.
~Fin~
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-30 14:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Nigger <nigger.at.nigger.com> at 2004-04-25 15:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ROFL you suck nigger.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-03-12 12:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You sir, are a piss-soaked urinal cake.
Submitted by Hemingray <nospam.at.isp.com> at 2004-03-12 11:46:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf? that made NO SENSE
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-03-06 15:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
what the hell was this?
Submitted by GoodStories (user info) at 2004-03-06 12:59:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha nigger baby in the dumpster
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-03-06 12:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
maybe the dingo ate your baby.
pLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSsssss 2 cause i'm retarded and this was funny as hell
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2004-03-06 12:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no shit...
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-03-06 12:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This made no sense... *BAM!*
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2004-03-06 12:44:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thats pretty much what i thought too, after i wrote it...and laughed at the baby line...
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-03-06 12:41:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nonsensecal garbage
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2004-03-06 12:39:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i apologize ahead of time for people possibly losing braincells, and becoming impotent