Just some stuff I am writing with my hands now. Thank you please. (759 hits)
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Submitted by <ThetasteofMonkeys.at.monkeyman.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-16 06:39:31 EDT
So I was watching David Blaine on't telly on the off chance the crane would snap and he would come crashing to the ground and smash onto the London tramac but the box wouldnt break and he would just sort of burst inside the box leaving a kind of Jam like mush at the bottom of it *BREATH* when it struck me that people must be watching him taking a shit up there. Now I dont know about you but I cant take a shit unless the bathrrom door is firmly locked (or bedroom door if Im squeezing out and Alabama steamer onto a prostitutes chest) so Ive come to the conclusion that David Blaine is French. Those people will shit anywhere, they shity in the street for christsakes. This just gives me another reason to go down there with a stepladder and a blowtorch and slice through the cable holding up that shit-in-full-view-of-public moron. The other reasons are-
1.His voice "I am now going to blah blah cards blah dull dull blah blah Im floating blah"
2.His eyes. Does he have narcolepsy or does he squint like Joe Whilley naturally
3.Magicians. Are the worst entertainment ever.
Ill pay £10000000 to the first person to set fire to his box. you have your instructions. Go now.
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Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-04-26 17:57:22 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/101076
Crystal ball rubber below
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-03 16:29:20 EST (#)
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"So I was watching David Blaine on't telly on the off chance the crane would snap and he would come crashing to the ground and smash onto the London tramac but the box wouldnt break and he would just sort of burst inside the box leaving a kind of Jam like mush at the bottom of it *BREATH* when it struck me that people must be watching him taking a shit up there."
God damn that's a long sentence! I'd love to see someone diagram that.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-13 16:09:57 EST (#)
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Pencil Quiz.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-17 01:21:35 EDT (#)
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Hey now obviously you've read none of mine or you'd feel no need to defend thyself.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-16 21:12:15 EDT (#)
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Look, Im not responsible for the first 20 or so of my posts....I just needed time....you know, to hit a stride like
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-16 20:52:17 EDT (#)
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What just happened here?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-24 03:38:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-16 11:41:28 (#)
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You give the taste of monkeys a bad name.
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He's still doing it En Ay Monkey.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2003-09-17 09:21:11 EDT (#)
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The taste of monkeys was a good thing before I came along? I always found them rather salty.
Submitted by tonytoughnuts <banananipples.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-09-16 12:22:53 EDT (#)
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"so Ive come to the conclusion that David Blaine is French. Those people will shit anywhere"
wasnt ready for that one
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-16 11:41:28 EDT (#)
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You give the taste of monkeys a bad name.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-16 11:11:58 EDT (#)
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maybe he's using these
http://www.charlotte.com/mld/observer/news/6782025.htm
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-09-16 10:20:15 EDT (#)
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Shut up