Step back, bitches! Shit just got EPIC! (868 hits)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-09 23:26:54 EST (#)
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No reply, because no1 is wrong!!!! ahahhahhhhhaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-07 06:25:37 EST (#)
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Ummm no lagomorphs have four teeth in front, rodents have two. I had guinea pigs for many years and they only had two front teeth.
Look, just look up guinea pigs in google. They are a rodent.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-11-06 11:02:51 EST (#)
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Lagomorphs also have constantly growing incisors. And relatively small is a bullshit definition, fucking capybaras can hit 140 lbs.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 20:20:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-11-06 03:04:48 WST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:23:39 EST (#)
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OMG, Hartman you redneck! Eating squirrels- for shame. You know they are rodents? may as well eat a rat or a guinea pig.
Still love ya though!
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Guinea pigs are not rodents, you dizzy bitch. A guinea pig, like rabbits and hares, is a lagomorph. Is there no one educated on this site?
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No a guinea pig is a rodent. It's teeth grow and they have to eat all day to keep them from growing too long.
Definition of rodent: relatively small placental mammals having a single pair of constantly growing incisor teeth specialized for gnawing.
Is there no on educated on this site?
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-11-05 18:26:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-11-05 14:04:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:23:39 EST (#)
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OMG, Hartman you redneck! Eating squirrels- for shame. You know they are rodents? may as well eat a rat or a guinea pig.
Still love ya though!
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Guinea pigs are not rodents, you dizzy bitch. A guinea pig, like rabbits and hares, is a lagomorph. Is there no one educated on this site?
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Babble on, Mr. Google. Tell us again how edjumcated you are.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-11-05 17:09:35 EST (#)
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EPIC
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-11-05 15:14:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-11-05 14:04:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:23:39 EST (#)
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OMG, Hartman you redneck! Eating squirrels- for shame. You know they are rodents? may as well eat a rat or a guinea pig.
Still love ya though!
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Guinea pigs are not rodents, you dizzy bitch. A guinea pig, like rabbits and hares, is a lagomorph. Is there no one educated on this site?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 11:21:07 EST (#)
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Seeya later alligator!
Then I respond.
In a while crocodile!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-05 11:19:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 11:11:06 EST (#)
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Haha, I don't know about the naked pictures..... That's cheating isn't it?
So anyway it is time to walk me to my door now and say goodnight.
later Mr man have a good W/e.
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Later gator.....or should I say Croc?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 11:11:06 EST (#)
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Haha, I don't know about the naked pictures..... That's cheating isn't it?
So anyway it is time to walk me to my door now and say goodnight.
later Mr man have a good W/e.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-05 11:04:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 11:00:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-05 23:52:56 WST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:47:51 EST (#)
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Haha and what does E dating entail? I hope I get some E roses out of this.....
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It requires being cordial to one another until one of us does something to weird the other out (usually this is my role) and then we break contact forever and badmouth each other on a silly website. I prefer to send E-tulips thank you very much!
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I thought we already were cordial?
Ooh this could be fun! When we E-break up can I be the one who gets to do it? I haven't done that before and can we boil each others bunnies?
AND if I can't have E-roses I will have E-orchids. Ta!
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did I say cordial? I meant send naked pictures to one another....
when we E-break up you can certainly be the one who does it, I've never done it before either and im sure not gonna start now!
E-orchids can be arranged...
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 11:00:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-05 23:52:56 WST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:47:51 EST (#)
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Haha and what does E dating entail? I hope I get some E roses out of this.....
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It requires being cordial to one another until one of us does something to weird the other out (usually this is my role) and then we break contact forever and badmouth each other on a silly website. I prefer to send E-tulips thank you very much!
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I thought we already were cordial?
Ooh this could be fun! When we E-break up can I be the one who gets to do it? I haven't done that before and can we boil each others bunnies?
AND if I can't have E-roses I will have E-orchids. Ta!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:52:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:47:51 EST (#)
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Haha and what does E dating entail? I hope I get some E roses out of this.....
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It requires being cordial to one another until one of us does something to weird the other out (usually this is my role) and then we break contact forever and badmouth each other on a silly website. I prefer to send E-tulips thank you very much!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:47:51 EST (#)
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Haha and what does E dating entail? I hope I get some E roses out of this.....
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:41:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:33:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-05 23:26:10 WST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:23:39 EST (#)
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OMG, Hartman you redneck! Eating squirrels- for shame. You know they are rodents? may as well eat a rat or a guinea pig.
Still love ya though!
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what can I say im an adventurous guy.
and I have only eaten squirrel once, didnt care for it, a bit gamey.
so do you use Emu oil?
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Haha, ummm no. I use Nivea hand anti aging cream on my hands, dove moisturiser on my body, during the day I wear the Mariah Carey perfume and when we go out a little bit of Chanel no 5. My hair is washed with sunsilk shampoo, I brush my teeth with colgate and gargle after. I like eclipse chewing gum and use vanilla scented drawer liners on my clothes.
Emu oil smells like menthol, need I say more?
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holy cow, that was ALOT more than I asked for! I didnt realize that it smelled like menthol. Who wants to go around smelling like a Koala Bear! I use no lotions, Irish spring bar soap, Herbal essences shampoo, Mentadent on the teeth and Dolce and Gabbana cologne...I also enjoy eclipse chewing gum.
I think after that little exchange we are officially E-Dating.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:33:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-05 23:26:10 WST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:23:39 EST (#)
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OMG, Hartman you redneck! Eating squirrels- for shame. You know they are rodents? may as well eat a rat or a guinea pig.
Still love ya though!
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what can I say im an adventurous guy.
and I have only eaten squirrel once, didnt care for it, a bit gamey.
so do you use Emu oil?
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Haha, ummm no. I use Nivea hand anti aging cream on my hands, dove moisturiser on my body, during the day I wear the Mariah Carey perfume and when we go out a little bit of Chanel no 5. My hair is washed with sunsilk shampoo, I brush my teeth with colgate and gargle after. I like eclipse chewing gum and use vanilla scented drawer liners on my clothes.
Emu oil smells like menthol, need I say more?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:26:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:23:39 EST (#)
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OMG, Hartman you redneck! Eating squirrels- for shame. You know they are rodents? may as well eat a rat or a guinea pig.
Still love ya though!
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what can I say im an adventurous guy.
and I have only eaten squirrel once, didnt care for it, a bit gamey.
so do you use Emu oil?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:23:39 EST (#)
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OMG, Hartman you redneck! Eating squirrels- for shame. You know they are rodents? may as well eat a rat or a guinea pig.
Still love ya though!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:15:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:09:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-05 23:01:32 WST (#)
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I have eaten Croc before and found it chewy but still very tasty. Im curious to try one of these HUGE eggs, like an EMU or an Ostritch. What in gods name is UMU oil cream?
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http://www.emushop.com.au/emuoil2.html
Never had croc, you can get it though. It's like fishy chicken, hey? I have had roo and rabbit after watching them be shot. That is a bit wierd. Nothing else exotic or strange though. Where did you get croc meat from?
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Thats a perfect way to describe it, its like fishy chicken. Kind of like eating chicken flavored Calamri...The first time I had it was at this place in vegas, small restaurant where they fried EVERYTHING. The last time I was at a place called "dirty dicks crab shack" on the outer banks of North Carolina. They served it with this remoulade sauce, freaking outstanding.
I recommend it, very delicious. Oh and Rattlesnake is awesome too.
squirrel? not so much.
Submitted by skettymonster (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:14:56 EST (#)
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at the fair they got gators on a stick.
chunks of gators anyways. not whole ones. them'd be some bigass sticks.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:09:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-05 23:01:32 WST (#)
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I have eaten Croc before and found it chewy but still very tasty. Im curious to try one of these HUGE eggs, like an EMU or an Ostritch. What in gods name is UMU oil cream?
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http://www.emushop.com.au/emuoil2.html
Never had croc, you can get it though. It's like fishy chicken, hey? I have had roo and rabbit after watching them be shot. That is a bit wierd. Nothing else exotic or strange though. Where did you get croc meat from?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:01:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 09:54:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-05 22:41:39 WST (#)
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thank god for that! If they did come all at once you would be typing to us from a room with mattress walls...
Question: have you had Emu eggs? and what do they taste like?
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Yes, at a place called Marapana Wildlife World (I'm pretty sure you can look them up). About ten years ago they had wierd owners who though it would be great if you could eat the things you were seeing. One of the dishes was an emu egg omelette, my mum and I went halves in it. I can't remember very well now the taste, but I think it was rich like a duck egg, plus it had bacon, capsicum and onion in it that would change the flavour. You could also but kangaroo mats there, crocodile skins and emu oil cream.
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I have eaten Croc before and found it chewy but still very tasty. Im curious to try one of these HUGE eggs, like an EMU or an Ostritch. What in gods name is UMU oil cream?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 09:54:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-05 22:41:39 WST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 09:39:00 EST (#)
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Thanks! He doesn't have to deal with them all at once though, they manifest at different times.
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thank god for that! If they did come all at once you would be typing to us from a room with mattress walls...
Question: have you had Emu eggs? and what do they taste like?
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Yes, at a place called Marapana Wildlife World (I'm pretty sure you can look them up). About ten years ago they had wierd owners who though it would be great if you could eat the things you were seeing. One of the dishes was an emu egg omelette, my mum and I went halves in it. I can't remember very well now the taste, but I think it was rich like a duck egg, plus it had bacon, capsicum and onion in it that would change the flavour. You could also but kangaroo mats there, crocodile skins and emu oil cream.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-05 09:41:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 09:39:00 EST (#)
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Thanks! He doesn't have to deal with them all at once though, they manifest at different times.
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thank god for that! If they did come all at once you would be typing to us from a room with mattress walls...
Question: have you had Emu eggs? and what do they taste like?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 09:39:00 EST (#)
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Thanks! He doesn't have to deal with them all at once though, they manifest at different times.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-05 09:29:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 09:18:44 EST (#)
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hehe, I have lots.
I won't have my feet out of the blanket or the sheet. No matter how hot it is I must be covered with something.
I won't hang my feet over the edge of the bed.
I had a night light until I moved in with J now I am down to one light on in the en suite.
I won't swim after dark.
I hate climbing on chairs or ladders.
I need to wash obsessively after killing a cockroach because the germs might get on me and I scratch my mouth when I get nervous.
My dogs aren't allowed to lick my face, I pick all the cat hair off the furniture or I use tape and I wash my hands after putting them in my aquarium.
Yet, I can leave my washing all over the floor, will happily spend all day in my pyjamas and the only room of the house I feel the need to clean is the bathroom.
that could be its own post.....
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ummmmmmm, thats quite a bit of "quirks" for Captain Hairy to deal with...but I think you're worth it
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 09:18:44 EST (#)
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hehe, I have lots.
I won't have my feet out of the blanket or the sheet. No matter how hot it is I must be covered with something.
I won't hang my feet over the edge of the bed.
I had a night light until I moved in with J now I am down to one light on in the en suite.
I won't swim after dark.
I hate climbing on chairs or ladders.
I need to wash obsessively after killing a cockroach because the germs might get on me and I scratch my mouth when I get nervous.
My dogs aren't allowed to lick my face, I pick all the cat hair off the furniture or I use tape and I wash my hands after putting them in my aquarium.
Yet, I can leave my washing all over the floor, will happily spend all day in my pyjamas and the only room of the house I feel the need to clean is the bathroom.
that could be its own post.....
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-05 09:07:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 09:05:50 EST (#)
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Jurassic Park story.
So I had to go out earlier and buy a loaf of bread. It is dark and rainy tonight (guess who is afraid of the dark). I buy the bread and practically run to my car, I slide into the front seat and anxiously try to get my car key into the ignition. Of course the harder I try, the harder it is to get it in. There is a great boom of thunder and I look up, in all seriousness I expected to see the leg of a goat sliding down my windscreen.
Thankyou Michael Crichton.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA thats freaking GREAT!
what a strange phobia.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 09:05:50 EST (#)
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Jurassic Park story.
So I had to go out earlier and buy a loaf of bread. It is dark and rainy tonight (guess who is afraid of the dark). I buy the bread and practically run to my car, I slide into the front seat and anxiously try to get my car key into the ignition. Of course the harder I try, the harder it is to get it in. There is a great boom of thunder and I look up, in all seriousness I expected to see the leg of a goat sliding down my windscreen.
Thankyou Michael Crichton.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 09:01:54 EST (#)
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emus and cassowarys?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-05 09:01:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 08:55:05 EST (#)
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I like raptors.
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dont you all still HAVE raptors running free in your country?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 08:55:05 EST (#)
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I like raptors.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-05 08:40:13 EST (#)
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I think stallone might have a more gnarly mouth than that raptor...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-11-05 08:22:03 EST (#)
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Winner takes it all...
Loser takes the fall...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-11-05 08:21:55 EST (#)
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sssssssssssssssssssss, air is out of the tires and this is flat
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-05 08:00:41 EST (#)
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Fucking EPIC
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-11-05 01:08:19 EST (#)
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that dinosaur is a goddamned cheater.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-11-04 23:12:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-11-04 19:47:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-11-04 19:04:22 EST (#)
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Not according to Shlongy...It got shitty.
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Amen.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-11-04 19:47:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-11-04 19:11:16 EST (#)
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Let's DO this!!!!!!!!
Leeeeeeeeeeroooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Jenkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-11-04 19:07:44 EST (#)
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I was expecting http://farm1.static.flickr.com/82/270730036_70c01c41c1.jpg with photoshopped lasers.
Still am.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-11-04 19:04:22 EST (#)
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Not according to Shlongy...It got shitty.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-11-04 18:56:14 EST (#)
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ps, LOVE the addition of 'bitches' to the title. good job.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-11-04 18:55:32 EST (#)
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i'm not ashamed to admit i've watched that movie probably a dozen times... but the raptor would have improved it immensely