What's with those retarded chicas? (760 hits)
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Submitted by Soyware <RazorRaiser.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2009-11-03 22:33:06 EST
Ever notice how when a broad thinks you're looking at her, and her beau's around, she'll immediately be all over him? Like she thinks you're some sort of creep and she needs to establish a connection with said guy?
Don't they realize that if you really were some creep that seeing them make out and dry hump would probably get you off even more?
Or do they accept this as a necessary loss, thinking at least some guy won't try to talk to them?
Some people are just sans noggin...
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-11-09 20:33:27 EST (#)
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I saw 2 Mexicans doing it on an inflatable raft in knee-high water at the edge of Lake Lure one time. This doesn't have much to do with the post, but I thought you might enjoy the story.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-11-08 23:19:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-11-05 16:40:36 PST (#)
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The girl is an exhibitionist and gets off on you watching her rub her lunchmeat all over her boyfriend's Dockers. The idea that you are lusting after her and will have to go home with blue balls is a power trip to her. Most likely the only kind of power she'll ever have, since she probably has the IQ of a planarian.
Sage, if you set the temperature to 400 and throw the chicken in there for about an hour, it should be fine. (That's for a cut-up chicken with bone--if it's breast fillets or something like that, you'll obviously want to use less time.)
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Agreed.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-11-05 19:40:36 EST (#)
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The girl is an exhibitionist and gets off on you watching her rub her lunchmeat all over her boyfriend's Dockers. The idea that you are lusting after her and will have to go home with blue balls is a power trip to her. Most likely the only kind of power she'll ever have, since she probably has the IQ of a planarian.
Sage, if you set the temperature to 400 and throw the chicken in there for about an hour, it should be fine. (That's for a cut-up chicken with bone--if it's breast fillets or something like that, you'll obviously want to use less time.)
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-11-05 01:09:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-11-04 19:55:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-11-04 19:09:00 EST (#)
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I actually baked some chicken and made rice and even some green beans for dinner tonight. I marinated said shicken in some Kroger-brand lemon-pepper marinade overnight, and it was pretty damn good.
It looked "done" to me, but when I took it's temperature with the meat thermometer, it was a little lower in farenheit than the thermometer recommended, which is worrisome to teh Sage.
I think I'll have large quantities of alcohol to stave off any rogue bacterii attempting to infect me with food poisoning.
It'll kill 2 birds with one stone too, because I'll lighten the fuck up. Actually, THREE, because I have to GTFO to do it...which also means that I'll STFU.
See how me cooking for myself helps the masses?
:D
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Thank you Ms. acronym. <istolethatlinefromshlongy>
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-11-04 19:09:00 EST (#)
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I actually baked some chicken and made rice and even some green beans for dinner tonight. I marinated said shicken in some Kroger-brand lemon-pepper marinade overnight, and it was pretty damn good.
It looked "done" to me, but when I took it's temperature with the meat thermometer, it was a little lower in farenheit than the thermometer recommended, which is worrisome to teh Sage.
I think I'll have large quantities of alcohol to stave off any rogue bacterii attempting to infect me with food poisoning.
It'll kill 2 birds with one stone too, because I'll lighten the fuck up. Actually, THREE, because I have to GTFO to do it...which also means that I'll STFU.
See how me cooking for myself helps the masses?
:D
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-11-04 19:00:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-04 04:08:55 EST (#)
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sans noggin lol
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-11-04 17:26:40 EST (#)
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i've found that that behavior usually means they're an easy fuck
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-11-04 15:36:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-11-04 12:15:05 EST (#)
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i fart in your general direction
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-11-04 10:01:58 EST (#)
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It's not them...it's you.
Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-11-04 08:45:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-11-04 08:32:28 EST (#)
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Broads are generally insecure creatures with the ability to handle emotions as well as retard handles quantum calculations, and seeing you look at them gives them a false sense of being (if you are an attractive male). They are threatened by your (seeming) attraction to them and must immediately seek attention in the form of their boyfriend to overcompensate for the fact that they are emotional shrews, incapable of experiencing life without the assistance of some other figure. The best way to handle this is to go introduce yourself to her boyfriend and put your finger in his ass.
</womanizing>
p.s. I was only ½ joking above.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-04 08:02:29 EST (#)
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Andy Rooney called, he said fuck off.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-11-04 06:24:24 EST (#)
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And what's the deal with airline food?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-04 04:50:19 EST (#)
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haha @ear sex.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-04 04:08:55 EST (#)
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sans noggin lol
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2009-11-04 02:18:43 EST (#)
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no, Tuts, your subconscious craves a cock....
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-03 23:56:22 EST (#)
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Because it's fun to fuck in public?
Anyway I have an itch inside my ear and I can't get to it. I think it will eventually drive me mad. It could even be my brain that is itchy. Can the brain get itchy?
I need an earwig, or something sharp.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-11-03 23:47:15 EST (#)
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I know exactly what you're talking about. But I wouldn't say it has anything with them thinking you're a creep, unless you're Jack_McCallum.
Usually it just dumb bitches who are so full of themselves that they think that if you look in their general directions it's because you find them hot so they jump in their bf's arms to make a statement that they are "taken". /long sentence
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-11-03 22:38:26 EST (#)
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You must be a creep, otherwise you wouldn't know how creeps think.