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Your Ears Will Fucking Bleed (206 hits)

Category: Sound & Music

Rating: -1.25 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by JS3 (View user info) at 2009-10-23 05:00:30 EDT


http://pulsehead.com/u/1256288298415-3902.mp3

Enjoy. I hope it makes your ears fucking bleed.

Lyrics
Who Are you and who do you wanna be?
Don't worry about me
Just answer my question
I wanna know your definition of perfection
Do you have that answer?
Perception is a cancer
I'm the cure, I'm the doctor, I'm shot

I'm the one the hot
Shottin from the three point while you're on the bench
Gatorade the only thing you'll quench
I'm pimpin it you're drinkin it
Can you see the difference?

Nah your sitting at a desk pulling thoughts from the thin air
Commenting on what I wrote and why you don't fucken care
Hah, I laugh at the irony of that
And comment back
With keyboard cat

Cause you don't criticize
You only try to maximize
All the flaws
Makin me wanna crawl in a dark place
But instead I face up
Don't Interrupt
I don't hide
I don't commit suicide
Just homicide

Using this MUSIC AS A WEAPON!

So go ahead ask all about me
Wanna know my name it's Jesse
Here's my address here's my life
I'm only 22 and already got an ex-wife
Did you know I got a kid?
Yeah all those things you dream of?
I already did
So I only got one question

Who Are you and who do you wanna be?
Don't worry about me
Just answer my question
I wanna know your definition of perfection
Do you have that answer?
Perception is a cancer
I'm the cure, I'm the doctor, I'm shot

And you're not,
Simple rhyme, I know but it's true
Do you know what it means to be someone other than you?
Didn't think so
But go ahead and type away
"DAMN JESSE U SOUND SO GHEY!
WHAT R U 10?!"
Nah, but I wish I knew this then
So I could warn myself that the world is so cruel
But it's cool
I won't act like a fool
I won't stop being me
Don't you see
That's the key

What?! You don't believe me?
Alright fine
I'll just sip my rum and tea
And realize that a pseudonym is all you be
But not me
I'm more than "Mista Beat" but don't worry
You can call me "Just Jesse"



(Yeah, I know, I'm asking for it. Go for it and hopefully Bart will ban me from ever posting again)

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User Reviews


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-23 08:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

huh

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-23 08:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I will also say what I said before
you seem to be an angry man with issues
insulting people because they don't like your posts
seriously
come on

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-23 08:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Start with a challenge - check.
Series of self-aggrandizing statements - check.
Relating personal pride in socially destructive behavior - check.
Insults directed to those who don't agree with your self assessment - check.
Incorporate teh word "pimpin'" somehow - check.
Another series of self-aggrandizing statements - check.
More insults toward people who don't agree with you - check.
Threats of violence - check.

Here's an original rap, I'll say. Grandmaster Flash wants you to send his glasses back to 1978, please.



Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-23 07:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Cocaine is a helluva drug...

Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-10-23 07:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucking Retard Scale

JS3:

Normal[-----------------[]--]Full Retard

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-23 06:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Idiot.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-10-23 06:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The saddest part about this is that people who look like that still seem to be able to find orange looking creatures who allow them to breed.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-10-23 06:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-23 05:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why would you want to be banned? Just stop posting if you don't want to come here.
Also, those glasses make you look a douche. :(

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-23 05:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

god, this is fucking awful!

Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-10-23 05:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh yes this was done with the incredibly homosexual T-Pain and the fucking lame iPhone.

I figured if I used shitty tech I'd be able to excuse the fact that it melted your ears off, alas it was no good reason indeed.

Hmm, any other way I can...no, it's already been posted.

Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-10-23 05:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

DIE FAG!!!


WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING CHILD? IM GONNA RAPE U


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