Help for Rachel (TuTs) on Getting a Separation (575 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.23 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2009-10-22 15:22:33 EDT
"The problem is all inside your head", she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
Ooo slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways
She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
and get yourself free
Slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
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also, it helps to look like this - trust me it just does
User Reviews
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-10-27 00:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-23 18:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JohnnyX is the prettiest girl on ubersite.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-10-23 14:44:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, that chick has 2 eyes.
Cool.
Submitted by paxilliona (user info) at 2009-10-23 13:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Wow, an old song.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-23 12:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't get tetchy jonny :(
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-23 12:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-22 15:13:35 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tuts clearly stated she was happy at home johnny, she just was a wonderin' how people did it.
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annnnnd, I told her.
Do I have to explain about the 50 ways again?
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-10-23 10:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Paul Simon did write better stuff but this song is great too. Just for the drums in the verses alone.
Blue, blue, electric blue
That's the colour of my room
Where I will live
Blue, blue
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-23 07:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tuts is getting a separation?
that lingere is hot.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-23 03:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im limp
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-22 19:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-23 06:13:35 WST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tuts clearly stated she was happy at home johnny, she just was a wonderin' how people did it.
i once witnessed an old neighbour lock the doors on her dawg of a boyfriend and proceed to chuck his tracksuits and burberry baseball caps out of an upstairs window. sadly a pair of boxers got stuck on the porch roof and must have been worn because they were inside out and a bit crumpled. for three days, until she prodded them off with a broom handle, i was treated to the sight of skids.
Living on an estate was fun i miss being working class.
your taste in lingerie is exquisite, johnny.
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*nods*
Thanks for the name drop Jonny!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-22 18:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tuts clearly stated she was happy at home johnny, she just was a wonderin' how people did it.
i once witnessed an old neighbour lock the doors on her dawg of a boyfriend and proceed to chuck his tracksuits and burberry baseball caps out of an upstairs window. sadly a pair of boxers got stuck on the porch roof and must have been worn because they were inside out and a bit crumpled. for three days, until she prodded them off with a broom handle, i was treated to the sight of skids.
Living on an estate was fun i miss being working class.
your taste in lingerie is exquisite, johnny.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-22 17:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-22 14:03:28 PDT (#)
Ranking: -1
There's really no denying that this song sucks.
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well, I'll give you that, but it seemed appropriate for the situation
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-22 17:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
There's really no denying that this song sucks.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-10-22 16:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
still-crazy after all-these-years
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2009-10-22 16:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, you like women in lingerie, we get it
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-22 15:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, she's not bad.