Wrong? (616 hits)
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Submitted by Sexualchocolate (View user info) at 2009-10-20 10:24:10 EDT
Last night a jacked off, shot my load on the floor and pointed at it going "here Til, what's this?" so that my dog licked it up. This morning she ran straight up to the spot and carried on licking.
Funny little beastie.
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Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-10-29 13:39:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2009-10-23 16:56:05 EDT (#)
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Great post...no...really.
I'm off to go kick your mom in the pussy for having birthed you.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-10-21 19:18:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:05:08 EDT (#)
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Was he sexy and brown EI?
You know everytime I write EI, I sing to myself "there was a farmer who had a dog E I E I ooooooooo"
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Your kids must find it entertaining listening to Mommy confuse "Old MacDonald" and "Bingo". Here's a new one you can sing to them at bedtime:
" Rock-a-bye baby in a treetop,
Eight-six-seven-five-three-oh-ny-ee-yine."
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-21 05:28:22 EDT (#)
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So, so wrong.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-21 04:15:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-10-20 20:16:18 EDT (#)
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Last night I had smoking hot shower sex.
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You're far and away my favourite pokemon, but I've always found shower sex kind of a turn off.
Apart from in prisons, obviously.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-10-20 20:16:18 EDT (#)
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Last night I had smoking hot shower sex.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-20 18:20:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:51:09 EDT (#)
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Dog's are awesome, awesome but stupid.
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Not as stupid as an asshole who would post this.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-10-20 18:04:10 EDT (#)
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a man's gotta know his limitations
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-10-20 13:29:05 EDT (#)
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It probably saves you a little money on dog food.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:57:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-10-20 23:47:27 WST (#)
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I know what he means Tuts, although he probably just can't be bothered. It sounds wierd, but I tend to like to just shoot a bolt before I go to sleep, but now and then you just can't be arsed to go to the effort of satisfying your partner too.
Not that it's a chore, it's just that bit easier to DIY it real quick than go for the whole hog.
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It's not me, it's you?
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:47:27 EDT (#)
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I know what he means Tuts, although he probably just can't be bothered. It sounds wierd, but I tend to like to just shoot a bolt before I go to sleep, but now and then you just can't be arsed to go to the effort of satisfying your partner too.
Not that it's a chore, it's just that bit easier to DIY it real quick than go for the whole hog.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:36:10 EDT (#)
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Thanks EI, if you ever find yourself in the middle of England, get in touch. All i really do is sit around playing video games and getting stoned.
Although not for long, i'm due to get my first son on 1st Jan, Vinny, so going to have to tone down my lazy ass inner stoner and become a fucking Dad.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:34:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-10-20 23:19:42 WST (#)
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Sexy and brown, that's me!
Sico, that used to be my system, but I feel bad jerking it in bed with the mrs, even if she's sleeping, and that's where the laundry is, so I've been relegated to my den.
Malteezer on a fridge? uh, I don't get it, like a little chocolate ball, on a big white box, um, nope, don't get it.
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J jerks in bed next to me all the time. He says me laying there asleep makes it even better. When I asked why he didn't just wake me up and have a bonk, he said being able to get it all the time is boring..... the 7 year itch is coming and I am nervous.
Don't ask me how often it happens.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:28:04 EDT (#)
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wrongerer lol
weirdly you are one of the users on this site who i would quite happily have a beer with, actually get stoned, play computer games and watch TV
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:26:12 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, my dog's a girl.
Wait, that's probably wrongerer.
Shit.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:19:42 EDT (#)
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Sexy and brown, that's me!
Sico, that used to be my system, but I feel bad jerking it in bed with the mrs, even if she's sleeping, and that's where the laundry is, so I've been relegated to my den.
Malteezer on a fridge? uh, I don't get it, like a little chocolate ball, on a big white box, um, nope, don't get it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:09:22 EDT (#)
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It sure beats my system. I just jerk off into old laundry and forget about it till laundry day when I have to pull apart a stiff and crusty under-shirt. It ALL COMES out in the wash. (I count 4 euphemisms in the last sentence)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:06:45 EDT (#)
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he looked like a malteser resting on a fridge
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:05:44 EDT (#)
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Youd dog sounds gay.
But not gayer than his master.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:05:22 EDT (#)
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EI? on a train? No fucking way! I don't ride trains, although there was that one time....
EI, your not a homeless lesbian crackhead are you? - Trains in london eh!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:05:08 EDT (#)
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Was he sexy and brown EI?
You know everytime I write EI, I sing to myself "there was a farmer who had a dog E I E I ooooooooo"
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:01:33 EDT (#)
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he's not an alter, i once saw him on a train
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:00:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:49:43 EDT (#)
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You are one of the oldest and weakest alters on Ubersite.
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Seriously not an Alter. My posts are weak though, and I have been here a long old time. So yeah, weak and old, but no alter.
I just have neither the skill or the time to write decent posts.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:51:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-20 22:49:43 WST (#)
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You are one of the oldest and weakest alters on Ubersite.
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Phew I feel better about laughing.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:51:09 EDT (#)
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Yup, I'm afraid this is real.
I'm not allowed to smoke in our new house, so I was in the garage (aka my den) with the laptop, getting stoned. Gravitated towards a little porn, yada yada yada, shoot my load on the concrete floor in the corner, dog licked it up.
She is my friend, I consider her my Familiar, but I just kinda pointed it out to her and laughed my ass off as she licked it up.
Dog's are awesome, awesome but stupid.
Today she got me back by emptying a binbag full of leftover all over my garden. Thanks you little fucker.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:49:43 EDT (#)
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You are one of the oldest and weakest alters on Ubersite.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:45:12 EDT (#)
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I had a dog called til once. :(
But, I can't help it I laughed.
This isn't real though?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:41:11 EDT (#)
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what the motherfuck?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:33:21 EDT (#)
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YOU DON'T DO THAT TO YOUR FRIEND.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:30:10 EDT (#)
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the worlds fattest man lives in ipswitch.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:28:46 EDT (#)
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what..why...did you ejaculate on the floor?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:27:02 EDT (#)
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Your mum must be proud.