Milk (1068 hits)
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Submitted by Indoninja (View user info) at 2009-10-20 08:30:35 EDT
Just came back from Rome on Friday.
Trip was great. After lading in JFK things started to suck. 2.5 hours to go the 19 miles from JFK to Jersey City for a wedding. Got a $115 going intot he Holland Tunnel and a lecture from the whore of a traffic cop about getting a ticket for honking while 100 fucking cars around me were laying on their horn.
Anyway enough of my blog. Anyone from Europe want to clue me in on what you have against real milk? All I saw in Greece and Rome was that Parmalat shit or chocolate milk. Is this dislike of real milk unique to those two countries? I seem to remember real milk in Ireland. Don't get me wrong the food in both countries was great, but for the amount of raving I heard abotu how everything was fresh you would think they wouldn't used "milk" you can store on a hot shelf for years.
Not having milk there wasn't even a big problem, however re-introducing milk to my system after a 10 day break has been extremely uncomfortable to my co-workers, wife, friends and anyone who has had the misforune to share an elevator with me. The gas even caused me to be a little queasy.
Rhodes is a big fan of drinking beer out of a boot. I thought it was a tourist thing but one bartender finally explained after some battle they were promised free wine, but the bar owners would still charge for a glass, so they all drank out of their boots. but she was greek so probably full of shit.
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Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-10-29 13:39:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-27 14:58:09 EDT (#)
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i just came back from spain and milk that is below 10% fat (aka cream) was nowhere to be found.
but what i found was the most lacking was water. no water fountain anywhere, only bottled water that were harder to come by than coca-cola, which for some reason, the spanish are obsessed with. coca-cola here, coca-cola there, choco-cola, anything-cola...
after two weeks of drinking lukewarm tap water, i almost hyper-hydrated myself when i got home.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2009-10-27 11:59:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:51:26 EDT (#)
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ice in milk sounds weird, must be an eastern european thing!
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get fucked, gap toothed brit!
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-10-25 18:55:52 EDT (#)
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DAS BOOT!!!!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-22 23:42:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-10-22 23:20:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:49:15 EDT (#)
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Then again, this was the woman who would rub whiskey on my and my cousins' gums when we were teething.
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You mean all grandmoms don't do that? 'Cause mine sure did.
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My mom used to make "cough medicine" out of whiskey, lemon juice, and honey. She's a good woman and bound for her well-earned place in heaven (if there is such a thing) one day.
*cough* Well, whataya know...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-10-22 23:20:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:49:15 EDT (#)
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Then again, this was the woman who would rub whiskey on my and my cousins' gums when we were teething.
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You mean all grandmoms don't do that? 'Cause mine sure did.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-21 04:26:58 EDT (#)
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Chocolate milk is the bomb.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-20 18:29:42 EDT (#)
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Ice in milk is just as dumb as ice in beer.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-10-20 18:00:57 EDT (#)
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<knowingly nods>
<standard fist-bump>
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 16:57:12 EDT (#)
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i heard that :)
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-10-20 16:55:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:54:22 EDT (#)
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I have children, we always have chocolate milk. It's awesome. They have little moustaches like Mexicans.
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So they basically look like their whore of a mother after taking a dirty sanchez from the latest drunken chav she encountered on the train?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-10-20 16:53:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:49:15 EDT (#)
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Then again, this was the woman who would rub whiskey on my and my cousins' gums when we were teething.
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What's so odd about that? We did it with my nephew.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-10-20 16:37:17 EDT (#)
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Last time I tried getting milk in europe I ended up with what seemed to be pudding instead.
It wasn't a total dissappointment though, just surprising when I tried to pour it into a glass it and sort of oozed out.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-10-20 16:23:24 EDT (#)
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DAS BOOT!!!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-20 16:03:37 EDT (#)
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http://www.BierBootHaus.com
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2009-10-20 15:34:33 EDT (#)
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i wish i was drinking beer out of a boot right aboot now.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2009-10-20 15:30:34 EDT (#)
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I want a glass like that now.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:52:57 EDT (#)
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They're having riots about milk in Europe right now - their agricultural policy is totally jacked up.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:55:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-20 15:54:33 BST (#)
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I hate angry video game nerd
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who~
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:54:33 EDT (#)
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I hate angry video game nerd
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:50:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 07:46:57 PDT (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-20 15:44:56 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 07:36:31 PDT (#)
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no, you covered in milk sat ona cow, i have no idea why but it really grossed me out. i guess its like having an animal perched on my back covered in my piss or something :(
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IN MY 16 YEAR OLD MIND IT WAS VERY ARTISTIC.
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yeah you freak
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mean, mean, mean.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:46:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-20 15:44:56 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 07:36:31 PDT (#)
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no, you covered in milk sat ona cow, i have no idea why but it really grossed me out. i guess its like having an animal perched on my back covered in my piss or something :(
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IN MY 16 YEAR OLD MIND IT WAS VERY ARTISTIC.
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yeah you freak
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:46:08 EDT (#)
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Did you type this with that boot on your right hand? Half of it is unreadable.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:44:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 07:36:31 PDT (#)
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no, you covered in milk sat ona cow, i have no idea why but it really grossed me out. i guess its like having an animal perched on my back covered in my piss or something :(
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IN MY 16 YEAR OLD MIND IT WAS VERY ARTISTIC.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:36:31 EDT (#)
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no, you covered in milk sat ona cow, i have no idea why but it really grossed me out. i guess its like having an animal perched on my back covered in my piss or something :(
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:34:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 07:32:00 PDT (#)
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urgh
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Sympathy gas pains for indoninja?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:32:00 EDT (#)
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urgh
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:15:06 EDT (#)
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I once wanted to start a band and name it Milk...on the album cover we'd all be sitting on cows covered in milk...I thought it would be so badass. Of course this thought occurred to me when I was 16 and could barely play Yankee Doodle on the guitar.
Minus the bullshit moments, your trip sounded fun ;)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:55:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:49:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-20 07:46:47 CDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:45:57 EDT (#)
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Also, putting ice in milk is awesome
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blasphemy.
Milk should be cold enough it needs no ice.
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My grandmother used to do that. She'd drink milk with ice. She'd also drink room temperature Coke.
Then again, this was the woman who would rub whiskey on my and my cousins' gums when we were teething.
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I think my Mom and Dad and your Grandmother are related...
no wonder I love Jack so much...
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:49:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 21:42:38 WST (#)
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I think I should have got the tin foil treatment after labour. It was the worse 19 hours/ forty minutes/ twenty minutes of my life.
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Oh, do you mean those spesh blankets that stop hypothermia? Haha, disregard my story below.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:43:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 14:36:30 BST (#)
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Whenever I handle aluminum foil, I swear my teeth start tasting metallic after a few moments. WTF?!
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that will stop you giving metal mickey a blow job
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:42:38 EDT (#)
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I think I should have got the tin foil treatment after labour. It was the worse 19 hours/ forty minutes/ twenty minutes of my life.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:36:30 EDT (#)
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Whenever I handle aluminum foil, I swear my teeth start tasting metallic after a few moments. WTF?!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:30:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 21:25:16 WST (#)
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Did they wrap you in tin foil at any point? I always wanted to do something that involved that and being passed a polystyrene cup of lucozade
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Many years ago pissed and stoned one night at a friends, we wrapped ourselves in tin foil, made hats and necklaces, out of little circlets of foil. Then went for a walk to the servo. Does that count?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:29:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:25:16 EDT (#)
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Did they wrap you in tin foil at any point? I always wanted to do something that involved that and being passed a polystyrene cup of lucozade
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they give youthose after marathons with more volounteers to help out.
after you ran these legs you had to count on your teamates to help. For some they had waiting blankets, water, bananas, bread. Our team had a cold beer and questions about your sexuality for getting passed by another team or not passing enough other teams when we actually stayed awake. One hand off around 4 in the morning we were all asleep and the runner had to wake us up to pass ont he abton..
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:25:16 EDT (#)
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Did they wrap you in tin foil at any point? I always wanted to do something that involved that and being passed a polystyrene cup of lucozade
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:24:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-20 21:15:10 WST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:13:17 EDT (#)
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any cream?
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Nope.
"An egg cream is a classic beverage consisting of chocolate syrup, milk, and seltzer (soda water), probably dating from the late 19th century, and is especially associated with Brooklyn, home of its alleged inventor, candy store owner Louis Auster. It contains neither eggs nor cream."
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Wierd. Here I was thinking it was something gross like eggnog.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:22:34 EDT (#)
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ok...chocolate syrup is REALLY bad for you
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:21:56 EDT (#)
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All that running I'd ask for a hoody too. Impressive all the same.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:18:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:14:56 EDT (#)
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I like your t shirt by the way
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It was from the DC Ragnar relay. You get a team together to run a 199 mile relay. It is over 24 hours so you end up running in the middle of the night and get little to no sleep. Our team tried to each drink 199 ounces of beer during the race. Probably didn't help our time, but made it a little more fun.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:15:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:13:17 EDT (#)
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any cream?
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Nope.
"An egg cream is a classic beverage consisting of chocolate syrup, milk, and seltzer (soda water), probably dating from the late 19th century, and is especially associated with Brooklyn, home of its alleged inventor, candy store owner Louis Auster. It contains neither eggs nor cream."
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:14:56 EDT (#)
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I like your t shirt by the way
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:13:17 EDT (#)
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any cream?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:11:49 EDT (#)
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Oh well in that case......
Why is it called an egg cream? and what does it have in it?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:09:39 EDT (#)
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No eggs in egg creams. Weird eh?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:08:02 EDT (#)
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If it involves raw eggs, then no. That is disgusting and I hope you all die of salmonella poisoning.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:07:17 EDT (#)
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i want ballare, covered in custard, NOW
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:04:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:56:12 EDT (#)
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Has anyone tried an egg cream? There's an interesting beverage.
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I have been in a search for the perfect rueben. So Katz's Deli is high on my list of to-do restaurants, I hear they have it there.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:03:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:53:22 EDT (#)
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milkshakes are for children or fat adults.
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then I am a fatty.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:02:15 EDT (#)
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*shoot
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:00:45 EDT (#)
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I shhot bunnies for fun, the easter one isn't special just because it lays eggs
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:59:34 EDT (#)
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to be fair i would just eat the custard and go
oh and 0 for all the spelling mistakes
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:58:34 EDT (#)
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Chocolate milk comes from dead Easter bunnies
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:56:49 EDT (#)
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I like my custard lumpy.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:56:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 07:54:08 CDT (#)
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god i love custard, i would almost go down on any women who had her pussy covered in custard
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:56:12 EDT (#)
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Has anyone tried an egg cream? There's an interesting beverage.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:55:56 EDT (#)
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Pam ferris, custard covered and akimbo?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:54:22 EDT (#)
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I have children, we always have chocolate milk. It's awesome. They have little moustaches like Mexicans.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:54:08 EDT (#)
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god i love custard, i would almost go down on any women who had her pussy covered in custard
i said almost
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:53:22 EDT (#)
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Semi skimmed milk is half water emission, so putting chunks of frozen water in it isn't so weird.
But then I like marmite and suet puddings with custard so what do i know about gastromony?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:53:22 EDT (#)
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milkshakes are for children or fat adults.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:53:02 EDT (#)
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Phwoar Indoninja is hot.
There is plenty of milk here in Aus and only the poor drink that long life shit. Maybe they thought because you're American you are poor?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:51:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:50:43 EDT (#)
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Don't you guys have ice in milkshake? it's the same thing.
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In bad milk shakes.
Good ones will have nothing but ice cream and milk. Maybe fruit or chocolate/caramel, etc.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:51:26 EDT (#)
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ice in milk sounds weird, must be an eastern european thing!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:50:43 EDT (#)
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Don't you guys have ice in milkshake? it's the same thing.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:49:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-20 07:46:47 CDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:45:57 EDT (#)
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Also, putting ice in milk is awesome
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blasphemy.
Milk should be cold enough it needs no ice.
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My grandmother used to do that. She'd drink milk with ice. She'd also drink room temperature Coke.
Then again, this was the woman who would rub whiskey on my and my cousins' gums when we were teething.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:48:42 EDT (#)
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when i worked in france i was upset at the vendetta they seemed to have against sliced bread.
in other areas of europe i also wonder why they love paprika crisps so much.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:46:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:45:57 EDT (#)
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Also, putting ice in milk is awesome
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blasphemy.
Milk should be cold enough it needs no ice.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:46:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 07:38:54 CDT (#)
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you look horny
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I'm trying to figure this one out.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:45:57 EDT (#)
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Also, putting ice in milk is awesome
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:44:46 EDT (#)
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It's called UTH/longlife milk here and it's not very popular unless you are a pensioner.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:44:08 EDT (#)
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nice cold milk , proper milk!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:42:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:39:39 EDT (#)
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we have plenty of cows in england and therefore plenty of milk
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what is more common in the stores, milk that has to be kept cold or that parmalat garbage?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:40:04 EDT (#)
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You didn't swing by for a pot of tea and clotted cream scones? Shame on you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:39:39 EDT (#)
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we have plenty of cows in england and therefore plenty of milk
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:38:54 EDT (#)
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you look horny