A Letter to the Most Racist Game on the Planet (857 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 1.6 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ENV3NOM (View user info) at 2009-10-15 11:20:07 EDT
Dear cubic wonder,
I write you to call you out as the bigot that you are
In this age of advancement you are a constant reminder of a day when stereotypes and segregation reigned supreme
Oh, Rubix Cube
Or shall I call you Racist Cube?
Why is it that you insist all the colors stick to themselves?
Forming cliques like Crips
Integration is essential and yet you preach segregation like a Confederate soldier
With your orange and blue stickers which seem as if they might look more appropriate on the General Lee
And your yellow stickers, which always manage to have difficulty navigating the cube
And your white stickers, so plain and vanilla
Seemingly serving no purpose and yet they always manage to find their way in and ruin a perfectly good gathering
And your red stickers which appear to be more interested in finding new and creative ways to gauge the pockets of gambling addicts than falling in line
And of course it's no accident that there is no black sticker
This could only be a deliberate slight by the man
After all how many decades did it take to get Black Barbie?
I mean even the Hulk has his own sticker
But when the decals get tired and decide they no longer want to work
I'll leave you to guess what shade lies beneath
And in case you're wondering no, I didn't really say that
It's just your imagination
Oh Rubix cube, as a child I was enamored of your secrets
But now I see you as you truly are
A square toy in a round world
Archaic
Stagnant
Obsolete
And much like a cockroach you'll probably be around forever
Bad habits die hard...
User Reviews
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-17 19:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't care if it's an old joke. it's still funny.
Submitted by osmosianist (user info) at 2009-10-17 18:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Old joke.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-17 16:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There were also no pinks to represent homos, or felt-covered spots to represent furries.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-10-17 15:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2009-10-17 04:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IM DRUNK AND WAS EXPCETING TO -2 YOU BASTARDS ALL TO HELL
but im pretty sure this was poerty
and this shitys not half bad
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-16 07:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-10-15 13:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-15 16:22:33 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
They've just brought out a version of Cluedo with a black character which makes it easier as now you only need to know 'Where' and 'What with'.
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Frankie Boyle: "All those bullet proof screens around Barack Obama show just how racist America is. Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot someone.
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OH NOES ITS TEH LOLOCAUST!
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-10-16 05:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not bad, it is called Rubik's Cube though.
HBTS for the win!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-15 18:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-10-15 18:08:45 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-15 16:22:33 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
They've just brought out a version of Cluedo with a black character which makes it easier as now you only need to know 'Where' and 'What with'.
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Frankie Boyle: "All those bullet proof screens around Barack Obama show just how racist America is. Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot someone.
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Did you know that Frankie Boyle is an alien made out of imploded stars of humour?
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2009-10-15 17:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for the post
+eleventy billion for Hurty
the ratings never quite seem to fit my needs
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-15 14:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he has a game oh him now? what is it? giant ludo?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-10-15 14:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent reviews, decent cubic prose.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-10-15 13:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-15 16:22:33 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
They've just brought out a version of Cluedo with a black character which makes it easier as now you only need to know 'Where' and 'What with'.
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Frankie Boyle: "All those bullet proof screens around Barack Obama show just how racist America is. Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot someone.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-10-15 11:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no one ever wants to be the black character in games. Even the black people don't want to. They have less hair colour options.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-10-15 11:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-15 11:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol @ hurty
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2009-10-15 11:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LMAO @ Hurt
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-15 11:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol @ hurty
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-15 11:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They've just brought out a version of Cluedo with a black character which makes it easier as now you only need to know 'Where' and 'What with'.