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My plans for the weekend (615 hits)

Category: Politics -> Republicans

Rating: 0.84 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2009-10-09 05:51:37 EDT


What are you cunts getting up to? Nothing as awesome as me, I'd wager.

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-10-13 22:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 RELIGIOUS METAPHOR


Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Average. But from a suck over there, it rates nothing.

Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-10-10 04:45:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-10-09 23:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


LAUGHED OUT FUCKING LOUD


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-09 17:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-09 21:08:47 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

You filthy tramp.
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A 'fuckin' men

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-09 16:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You filthy tramp.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-09 15:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-10-09 14:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


hahaha. Where do you FIND this stuff?


Submitted by paxilliona (user info) at 2009-10-09 13:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-09 11:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2009-10-09 10:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm going to Twente, and help a friends brother to harvest this years potatoes.
So if you don't see me anymore, i didn't make it.

Can't see the gif, the sun is shining, and the bulb in my projector is running low.
Why can't they make things that last at least a lifetime? Suckers.
Stop rubbing that chump.Call your wife for that.


Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-10-09 09:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-10-09 09:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

parity-a property of a wave function, expressed as +1 or −1 and noting the relation of the given function to the function formed when each variable is replaced by its negative, +1 indicating that the functions are identical and −1 that the second function is the negative of the first.

You're rating does not compute mr. crazyjizz.

Awesome gif hbts!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-09 09:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Looks like fun...

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-09 09:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Just for parity.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-10-09 07:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's a nice gif.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-09 07:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-09 06:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where do you find these gifs Hurty?

Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2009-10-09 06:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THAT GIF RULES

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-10-09 06:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I once cut my cock, you know the big buzzy hair clippers they use in the barbers? You know the wahl ones that plug into the wall and make that horrendous noise. Yup, was using those to trim down the bush a bit and dug the sharp end into my shaft.

Still got 10 or so little scars in a line where the skin got caught between the 2 rapidly moving, spikey blades.

Hurt like a mother fucker.

But yeah, I just got the keys to me and mrs Sexualchocolates new house, so decortaorino all weekend, paper stripping, painting paper putting up (uh), laminate floor laying, more painting and probably some cleaning and moving of stuff too.



Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-09 06:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i feel dirty for looking at those photos, i dont know why i did!

people who look through other peoples albums on fb are odd people and i have just joined them :(

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-09 06:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Mercifully there was only one 'Up Kilt'.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-09 06:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i saw your wedding photos, your skirt was too short....

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-09 06:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I dont have a cock just a little nub where a cock should be

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-10-09 06:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's a fucking brilliant video.


Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-09 06:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've got one too, we can swap.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-09 06:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i have once burnt my cock when smoking a spliff, i still have the scar, photo proof via email coming your way

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-09 05:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Watch you don't burn your cock. Either through excess wanking or loosely rolled joints.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-09 05:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

im doing coursework, masturbating and smoking weed




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