Random Coolness... (606 hits)
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Submitted by Perkman. (View user info) at 2009-10-08 00:15:03 EDT
Random coolness.
That's just what this is. I just got a job as broadcaster for sports at a local place. I get to design and make up all the stories, choose the people, and I have become one of the head guys for the internship for sports. It's awesome. You will see my pretty smile on local college places soon.
I have so many idea's about show's I want to do. It will be pretty fun and a great experience. Life is weird. I used to do this broadcasting stuff in highschool, quit film crap, went the pre-med, law route, now that I'm about to graduate decided to give it one more shot. It's going to be interesting how this year goes.
Still training for baseball in the spring, in the frat, and actually studying this fucking chemistry. My friend laughed hilaroulsy at my quote yesterday after a chem. Quiz..
Perkman: " I hate chemistry so much, that if it was a person I would fucking stab it, I would mark Mcguire it's fucking head, and be like ,"There ya go, ya fucking asshole," god I hate this so much, I want to slit my wrists when I see these equations"..
Drunk buddy: "hahaha, that's why I'm a history major, plus your nuts, now pass me the prestige vodka"
Such is my life. But I have to say. Following you're dreams is hard. I'm trying to try everything out that I want to do this year before I graduate and get a hobby out of one of my dreams. I think this broadcasting thing is going to work. Well off to a frat party.
It's pretty insane how slutty sorority girls are. I mean is it fucked that I may want to sleep with a 18-19 year old freshman even though I'm the 24? Wait, don't answer that I will let Natty light decide!
Life is fucked sometimes. But good luck in your endeavors uber. I'm "living the dream"
Drink's to that!
Blow me up, Uber!
User Reviews
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-10-09 23:18:36 EDT (#)
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I drank a coffee and shit into a toilet this morning. YEAH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-09 13:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2009-10-09 12:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There is a difference between "your" and "you're." The first mistake I chalked up as a typo. It can happen to the most diligent among us so who am I to judge? When I got to the second one it became clear that you don't have a clue.
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Who's the one with no clue here? You don't seem to understand the use of an alter and tongue-in-cheek. Go back to school.
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2009-10-09 12:15:16 EDT (#)
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There is a difference between "your" and "you're." The first mistake I chalked up as a typo. It can happen to the most diligent among us so who am I to judge? When I got to the second one it became clear that you don't have a clue.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2009-10-09 09:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-10-08 21:44:49 EDT (#)
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your grandpa is right, you idiot. try reading a few pages out of the book, unless its too much for your pathetic little mind to handle.
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Then I wouldn't have anything to wipe my ass with, and that is unconstitutional.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2009-10-09 08:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-10-09 04:15:44 EDT (#)
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.66 on 23 reviews? When did Perkamn become bearable?
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-10-09 00:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rock on perkman.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-10-08 21:44:49 EDT (#)
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your grandpa is right, you idiot. try reading a few pages out of the book, unless its too much for your pathetic little mind to handle.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2009-10-08 18:51:41 EDT (#)
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BTW anyone else notice that conservatives have gone crazier than normal due to the racism bubbling underneath the skin? My grandpa gave me a book that glen beck wrote yesterday as if he's some modern day paul fucking revere telling me that socialism is coming and it will destroy me. I now use that book as toilet paper so thanks gramps go sing some barbershop.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2009-10-08 18:48:16 EDT (#)
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Those slutty eighteen year olds is correct. It's criminal. Fucking criminal that you can't own them as sex slaves as this is their primary purpose. I'm sick of this shit, yo barack where my.....maybe not the right president to ask about slavery. I'll wait until the next white guy.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-10-08 18:20:14 EDT (#)
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whoever does this (whether is one or a group of people), its past its use-by date - just like fat tony did, its time to give it up.
Submitted by Realpolitik (user info) at 2009-10-08 18:17:12 EDT (#)
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Premeds: only the strong survive.n00b didn't even make it to Orgo.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-10-08 15:28:05 EDT (#)
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Wear a rubber!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-08 13:58:32 EDT (#)
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to all the Perkman haters out there, I offer this rejoinder:
fuck nerds, jocks get what they want because they've earned it.
etc, etc, etc.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2009-10-08 12:07:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-10-08 11:19:01 EDT (#)
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considering you still can't remember the rules for apostrophe, of which there are like two, you're probably fucked for chemistry.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-10-08 11:19:01 EDT (#)
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considering you still can't remember the rules for apostrophe, of which there are like two, you're probably fucked for chemistry.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-08 09:49:29 EDT (#)
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Well, it must be time for Shlongy to leave "broadcasting" if Perkman is the future of this field...
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-08 09:30:47 EDT (#)
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You know what I liek about you, Perkie? You're keeping it real. Sure, you're probably an alter. Sure, you can't even capitalize celebrity name consistently, and this whole thing is probably put on for our amusement, but... I forgot where I was going with this. Pass the beer nuts.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-08 09:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dedicated alter is boring.
Submitted by paxilliona (user info) at 2009-10-08 02:26:27 EDT (#)
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pretty cool.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-10-08 01:29:10 EDT (#)
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If you want to have a decent show with college sports look at the partyers and tailgaters. not just how hardcore they go but also how much fun others have there. I mean I mainly say this cause my ol' boys the Arkansas Razorbacks are pretty known for having great fans and pretty much opening up to any and all teams. I've had plenty of tailgates with fans of the opposing team and we've had nothing but fun, but in contrast have heard plenty of terrible stories about other team fans. LSU being one of the worst. My friend was in the Razorback band and experienced and heard other stories of things like batteries and beer bottles and hot dogs being thrown at the visiting team's band and members and fights happening. Do shows on the fans not just the teams
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-08 00:55:40 EDT (#)
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Organic Chemistry. Everstuff gots C and H or it ain't. C, H, O2, N2, P, S.
And sometimes Y and W. <shitty joke>
Figure out double bonds and memorize carboxyl, carbonyl, Hydroxyl, Amides, etc.
I found Organic Chem to be MUCH harder than inorganic, but I'm a fucking dummy. Good luck.
When they get to DNA, RNA, and genetics, kill them all. It's much easier.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2009-10-08 00:47:01 EDT (#)
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Thank's. I get that now. That kind of helps with problems. I need to put about 10hrs in the next 2 days. Got a quiz on friday. Thanks man. OILRIG
"Live the dream"- Perkman
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2009-10-08 00:42:46 EDT (#)
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not really, but explain. I need something. Organic Chemistry is fucking killing me right now... advice? besides memorize everything? This shit sucks...
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-08 00:41:30 EDT (#)
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OILRIG went over your head, didn't it?
:D
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2009-10-08 00:33:44 EDT (#)
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hahaha willswortsarg- I'm just such a lazy fuck, it would do me will to get my shit together and it would behoove me to give more of a rats ass about spelling, grammar, puncution and all that jazz. But I consider uber my friends so I just "shoot, the shit" as they say. haha
Sometimes I read this shit and I'm like. How the fuck did you get into Cal? hahah such is life.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-08 00:30:23 EDT (#)
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Chemistry trick older than I am: OILRIG.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-08 00:29:20 EDT (#)
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"about to graduate." Medical. Law.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!]111
Writing skills of a second-grader. About to gradje-ate kolleje!!
heh.
U get em, perkie. . . .
:)
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2009-10-08 00:22:56 EDT (#)
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Any advice on trick's to study for chemistry? like any good way's to recall everything?