Rise up and tell your tales. It's GRUEBERFEST 2009! (1310 hits)
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Submitted by Gonefiguring the Gruemaster (View user info) at 2009-10-01 10:39:54 EDT
The air turns cool, the forests go yellow and red, and the dangerous things that had stayed hidden from the summer light come out to roam the woods at night. Now is the time to relate your scariest stories, your fantastic tales of horror and shock, and for some of you, your barely disguised diary pages.
It is that time again, Uberghouls and Ubergoblins...
It is grUeBERfest 2009.
I, your neither living nor dead but nonetheless humble host, invite you all to bust out your mad insane psychopathic schizophrenic writing kills, erm, skills, and frighten the lesser demons that haunt this particular circle of Hell.
If you'd like to join in the evil, just reply and say so. I'll keep a list and on Monday 10/5, I'll put out the matchups. The usual rules apply; winner determined by ratings, and if tied then by number of ratings, and if still tied then by number of hits.
Who wins this contest shall have the title Gruemaster and all the glory that goes with it. Will you use the power for good, or for evil? Evil, of course.
It begins.
User Reviews
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-10-05 15:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-10-03 08:32:53 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I approve of contests that make Forensic write fiction, and Orgasmatron write anything.
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For sure!
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-10-05 15:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"...for some of you, your barely disguised diary pages"
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How did you know? heh
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-04 23:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have a perfectly even number of 20, so I'll keep my nose out of this one.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-04 23:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
skrap is there a word limit on this thing or can entries be as long as they need to be?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-04 08:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gonna be big this year!
The list so far:
frankthebear
Ducky
forensicgirl3
EmissionImpossible
JoeyG
Jack McCallum
Hornet
no1hasdis
mudwhistle
Shlongy
joedaddy
Brdn_Nkd
TuTs
DrogoRoch
RoadSong
Snark
Orgasmatron
Ryland
scourge
GroundHorse
Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2009-10-04 06:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's ride, breeding seasons over anyway.
I'm bored now.And dead.But that doesn't stop the zombie within me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-03 21:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wtf man? i asked you to put me in this thing.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-03 14:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ryland (user info) at 2009-10-03 11:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So how do I join this and what are the rules?
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You just did, and the rules are mostly laid out above. More on Monday.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-10-03 11:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I approve of contests that make Forensic write fiction, and Orgasmatron write anything.
Submitted by Ryland (user info) at 2009-10-03 11:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So how do I join this and what are the rules?
sorry for being such a newbie, I really don't quite get this place yet.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-02 15:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never did like the 'supplied title' concept either, so this year the titles will be by the authors, but should refernce the contest so people will know that it's a entry. More details in Monday's Matchup post.
Current Derring-Doers:
frankthebear
Ducky
forensicgirl3
EmissionImpossible
JoeyG
Jack McCallum
Hornet
no1hasdis
joedaddy
Brdn_Nkd (said so during his stop by my house last evening for dinner with 4 of his wedding party - true story)
TuTs
DrogoRoch
RoadSong
Snark
Orgasmatron
and Currently Daring Dewars:
mudwhistle
Shlongy
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-10-02 15:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it, let's rock.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-10-02 14:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the hell, I'll give it a go.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-10-02 14:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have one request.
Can we at least choose our own titles?
It allows for a lot more creativity, and ultimately results in some better posts. People will often get an idea for a story, but it turns to shit when they try and fudge it just to fit the title. At least it does for me.
Trying to write a horror story to such titles like "The Monster" or "Teh Evil Man" or "Guess What's in EI's Pocket?" is just awful.
I'm sure the contents of EI's pockets are truly horrendous, and would frighten even the bravest heroes, but still......
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-10-02 13:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would like to participate. Thank you.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-02 06:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
w00t!
frankthebear
Ducky
forensicgirl3
EmissionImpossible
JoeyG
Jack McCallum
Hornet
no1hasdis
joedaddy
Brdn_Nkd (said so during his stop by my house last evening for dinner with 4 of his wedding party - true story)
mudwhistle
Shlongy
TuTs
DrogoRoch
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-10-02 04:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I will play I guess, as long as it doesnt require me to log on over a weekend or something like that.
and how do you know Brdnkd will play?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-10-02 00:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck it I'll do it. Atleast this year the contest doesn't seem to go on when I have to write several other essays at the same time.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-02 00:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brdn_Nkd (ask me how I know he's in the contest)
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OK, so how jew know?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-01 21:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah I will. I can't write horror though.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-01 21:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The list is growing.
frankthebear
Ducky
forensicgirl3 (BOO to tha YAH!)
EmissionImpossible
JoeyG
Jack McCallum
Hornet
no1hasdis
joedaddy
Brdn_Nkd (ask me how I know he's in the contest)
mudwhistle
Shlongy
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-01 17:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2009-10-01 17:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
COME NOW, PAEDO, THIS SCOURGE FELLOW SEEMS LIKE AN ABLE ENOUGH CHAP TO PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR ANCIENT EYES! AND AS HE ISN'T A CHILD BOTHERER LIKE YOURSELF, HE HAS A FOOT UP ON YOU ANYWAY. QUIET, YES, BUT ABLE AND BRIGHT NONETHELESS.
OF COURSE, I AM NONE OTHER THAN MYSELF, THE GREAT BRIAN BLESSED, BUT THIS RAISES A FASCINATING QUESTION THOUGH! IF ONE WAS TO PORTRAY THE BOISTEROUS BRIAN BLESSED, WHO COULD IT BE? AN ACTOR WORTHY OF PORTRAYING THE GREATEST ACTOR OF OUR TIME. IT SEEMS AN UNANSWERABLE QUESTION, DOESN'T IT???!!!
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-01 17:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-01 17:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
which alter is that pedo-man?
or can i just claim one?
if so, i'm Brian Blessed.
THIS APPLE IS FUCKING DELICIOUS.
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No, you aren't BB. You're not that smart.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-01 17:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
crunchy loud sounds like biting into someone's skull.
not too tart, not too sweet.
just fucking perfect.
I <3 U APPLE.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-01 17:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
which alter is that pedo-man?
or can i just claim one?
if so, i'm Brian Blessed.
THIS APPLE IS FUCKING DELICIOUS.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-01 17:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-01 17:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dipshit?
i'm sort of disappointed.
i was really hoping for 'suckboy.'
:(
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errmmm. . . scourgypoo, your alter is hanging out in the wind. . ..
but NO ONE will believe it. . .
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-01 17:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dipshit?
i'm sort of disappointed.
i was really hoping for 'suckboy.'
:(
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-01 17:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-01 17:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i didn't say those words, i just typed them. i do rattle the keyboard a bit though. horrid typist, clackety clack and all that. maybe loud fingers? idk.
still, please to stfu and gtfo.
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Yeah, I'm gonna honor your stupid request. You can take that to the bank. Why don't you just kiss my ass and go back to -2ing all my posts? That really showed how cool you are. Dipshit.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-01 17:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-10-01 17:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, i'll roll
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I'm looking forward to this. JD is one of the more underrated writers here, and I wish he would post more.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-01 17:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i didn't say those words, i just typed them. i do rattle the keyboard a bit though. horrid typist, clackety clack and all that. maybe loud fingers? idk.
still, please to stfu and gtfo.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-01 17:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-01 17:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sign me up for a first round forfeit, please and thanks.
also, stfu bubba.
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Fuck off, loudmouth.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-10-01 17:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, i'll roll
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-01 17:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sign me up for a first round forfeit, please and thanks.
also, stfu bubba.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-10-01 17:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sign me up.
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This should be good.
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I'd like to see him write something great. I wouldn't -2 it if he did, even though he would do that to me or you.
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I wouldn't bomb it either. And if he'd think for himself instead of trying to curry Caulaincourt's favor in hope of that ass-reaming reacharound, he'd do the same for others instead of following the Francophone's lead.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-01 17:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did I drop the bomb about the kitchen too close to home, O Loud One?
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sign me up.
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This should be good.
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I'd like to see him write something great. I wouldn't -2 it if he did, even though he would do that to me or you. He's a real asshole, that one.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IT TOOK A WHILE TO TRAIN IT! LUCKILY I HAVE MY VERY OWN BOMB SHELTER WHERE I SIT WHILE I AM COMPOSING MY COMMENTARY!
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Did you build that before or after the outdoor kitchen?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sign me up.
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This should be good.
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IT TOOK A WHILE TO TRAIN IT! LUCKILY I HAVE MY VERY OWN BOMB SHELTER WHERE I SIT WHILE I AM COMPOSING MY COMMENTARY!
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No software could recognize a voice that loud. You would be confused with an atomic blast.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lesser demon? I'm Asmodeus - a straight up horror show layin' down motherfucker, motherfucker.
But I don't have time to participate. Sorry.
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SPEECH RECOGNITION SOFTWARE! NO LONGER SHOULD KEYBOARDS TRY AND CAPTURE MY MAGNIFICENCE!!
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THE BLESSED FELLOW HASN'T SPOKEN THIS MUCH IN YEARS! HIS KEYBOARD WILL BE SORE IN THE MORNING!
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO FISTING OR FISH HOOKING!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very well, Skrap. If ye so wish it, I shall participateth.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chum? Doesn't that word involve fishing?
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOOKERS? IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I WAS ON THE RUGBY PITCH WITH MY OLD SCHOOL CHUMS!
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HO HO HO? Are you counting hookers?
Skrap, the more heat this gets the more people will read and possibly sign up. You're welcome.
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SAINT NICHOLAS BUBBA? IF ANYONE IS GOING TO PLAY JOLLY LOUD SAINT NICK, IT IS YOURS TRULY! HO HO HO!!!
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IT IS YOU CHAPPIE! HOW SPLENDID THAT YOU ARE STILL ON UBER AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!
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I tried to quit, but I need an outlet for my assholishness. Anyway, why let shitheads like no1 and doodles have all the fun? They make me look like a Saint.
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IT IS YOU CHAPPIE! HOW SPLENDID THAT YOU ARE STILL ON UBER AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The pedo gags got old long ago. Read the source material and see how it got twistwd. I don't fucking care.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/49.jpg
It's the little things in life...
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR HAR MY GOOD FELLOW! I BET YOU HAVE OFTEN TEMPTED THE YOUNGSTERS WITH YOUR SWEET DELIGHTS!
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No sweets offered from this quarter. I'm a sourpuss.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sign me up.
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO SHOP TO THE PEELERS NO ONE? IS NO ONE A KOREAN NAME?
I BELIEVE I ONCE PLAYED CAPTAIN NEMO ON THE STAGE! I WAS MARVELLOUS OF COURSE!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't doubt that, you fucking pedophile. Why don't you share them so we can forward them to law enforcement?
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IS THAT YOU BUBBA BEHIND THAT FALSE BEARD? I WOULD RECOGNISE THAT QUIET VOICE ANYWHERE! GENERALLY IT TRIES TO OFFER SWEETS TO MY YOUNG FRIENDS, BUT I AM SURE IT IS IN GOOD SPIRIT EH LADDIE?
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
True tales of my life would be more gruesome than any fiction.
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT IS THIS ALTER OF WHICH YOU SPEAK? IS IT RAISED TO THE MAGNIFICENCE OF BLESSED?
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF?
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:16:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mr.Bun (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What is all this talk of altars? Shurely there are no altars on Ubersite!
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Have you never heard of the altar and shrine built to honor The Mighty Apollo?
People pee on it daily.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mr.Bun (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What is all this talk of altars? Shurely there are no altars on Ubersite!
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Have you never heard of the altar and shrine built to honor The Mighty Apollo?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK, so far we have...
frankthebear
Ducky
forensicgirl3 (executive decision)
EmmissionImpossible
JoeyG
Jack McCallum
Hornet
and a special "'blow-it-off' off" featuring
mudwhistle
Shlongy
Submitted by Mr.Bun (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What is all this talk of altars? Shurely there are no altars on Ubersite!
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAH HAH JACK LAD! IS IT NOT A FACT THOUGH, THAT BRITAIN HAS THE HIGHER LIFE EXPECTANCY? BESIDES WHICH, I AM HARDLY GOING TO LET AGE SLOW ME DOWN OR DAMPEN MY TONGUE!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-10-01 16:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's something interesting. Brian Blessed is 71. He's been eating English food all his life so he's probably got another year or two left at best. When he kicks off, will his alter remain?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Blessed
Submitted by Hornet (user info) at 2009-10-01 15:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would like to try this.It sounds like fun.
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2009-10-01 15:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EVEN WITH THIS BLASTED TINNITUS, MY HEARING IS TOP OF THE CLASS YOUNG LADDIE! HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT SO MANY ROLES IN FILMS AND TELEVISION PROGRAMMES HMMM? I AM A VERY FINE ACTOR INDEED!! CLASSICALLY TRAINED DONCHA KNOW!!
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2009-10-01 15:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MY BRIAN BLESSED KEY IS STUCK ON!!! I AM SO LOUD NOW, EVEN MY OWN EARS ARE RINGING! WHAT!?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-10-01 15:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-01 15:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I always thought BLESSED was Method.
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I thought he was Jonnyx.
Whoever he is, the guy appears instantly after his name is mentioned. It's uncanny.
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2009-10-01 15:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO FORENSICAL LASSIE! I AM A MUCH FULLER FIGURED MAN THAN LOVELY METHOD, AS WONDERFUL HE, AND HIS LOVELY SISTER ARE!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-10-01 15:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not Brian Blesed you asshole. But he is one of my favorite alters.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-01 15:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I always thought BLESSED was Method.
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2009-10-01 15:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW DARE YOU CHAPPIE!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-10-01 15:41:26 EDT (#)
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Fuck, see what I mean? Jack's already dusting them off.
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2009-10-01 15:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I SHALL WATCH THIS CONTEST WITH A GREAT DEAL OF INTEREST YOUNG CHAPPIES AND LADIES!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-10-01 15:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-01 13:29:23 EDT (#)
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I'd really like to but the trolls, alters, and asshats will just ruin it.
Again.
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Agreed. In fact, it's already starting in this post. See that numbnuts no1 below.
Hey, no1, do you have the balls to show your 'proof' yet?
I'll play, but the asshole squad will ream me in round one.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-10-01 14:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-10-01 14:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can we put a 10 word cap on this?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-10-01 14:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-01 13:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd really like to but the trolls, alters, and asshats will just ruin it.
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Agreed. Get ready for "horse87" to mysteriously return to ubersite, along with harmon, morello, BRIAN_BLESSED, and of course a special beyond the grave appearance by Charleton Heston.
What's the point when these are always ruined by all the shennanigans and cheating by Jack "I'm still bitter at my alcholic, absentee mother" McCallum?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-01 14:37:24 EDT (#)
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haha awww *ruffles forenics hair*
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-01 14:36:23 EDT (#)
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CRAP! I forgot you're gonefiguring. I was wondering why you were directing things on the figuring chap's post.
NURRRRRRR!!!!!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-01 14:32:17 EDT (#)
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*beams*
So are you in the contest? 'Cos that'd rock.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-01 14:21:00 EDT (#)
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That's beautiful, Skrap. I'm proud of you!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-01 14:20:08 EDT (#)
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Been there. Got tossed out of a barbecue place in Sarasota because the nearby tables could not help but watch my demonstraton of how femurs break on dashboards as recreated with rib bones, chicken breasts, and the Carolina Sweet sauce. Good times, good times.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-01 14:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome! Now you can have a beer with the rest of us morbid freaks and we can all sit around in a public resteraunt and tell our stories until the management throws us out.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-01 14:14:21 EDT (#)
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IM IN! IF IM AGAINST A HOT BABE.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-01 14:13:05 EDT (#)
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Do you mean "seen" or "accidently put my hand in"? Doesn't matter. Yes.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-01 14:10:56 EDT (#)
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Cool! Have you come upon bits of tissue and bone yet?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-01 14:05:46 EDT (#)
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I crawl around in blood-soaked wrecked cars and fire scenes for a living. You cannot faze me with tales of ER hijinks and phlebotomolgical shenannigans, FG. But if you have pictures, I bet you'd straight-up murder this contest.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-01 14:01:06 EDT (#)
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I bet you've got some good ones.
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Medico stories and all true. Do you REALLY want to hear about all that?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-01 13:59:34 EDT (#)
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and mudwhistle wants to be up against Shlongy. THE HORROR! THE HORROR!
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actually, I think they SHOULD participate. It's an interesting pairing. Whenever Shlongy does deign to participate in contests, he doesn't do badly at all.
C'MON OLD MAN! STEP UP!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-01 13:57:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-01 13:29:23 EDT (#)
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I'd really like to but the trolls, alters, and asshats will just ruin it.
Again.
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funny, i think you might fall into one of those catagories, petal
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-01 13:54:27 EDT (#)
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You cut me to the quick, FG. Won't you throw in a story? I bet you've got some good ones.
Thus far:
frankthebear
Ducky
and mudwhistle wants to be up against Shlongy. THE HORROR! THE HORROR!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-01 13:29:23 EDT (#)
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I'd really like to but the trolls, alters, and asshats will just ruin it.
Again.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-10-01 12:55:30 EDT (#)
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Are there enough people here that know what Gruberfest is let alone willing to participate?
Here's my submission:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110283
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-10-01 12:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sign me up!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-01 12:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I HATE TO BRAG - CHECK THAT; I LIKE DOING THAT- BUT I AM THE BEST FORFEITER IN THE LEAGUE.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-01 12:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-10-01 11:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll forfeit you right in the ass, old man...bring it
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-01 11:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS????
BRING IT ON...MY FORFEIT WILL KILL YOU.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-10-01 11:08:23 EDT (#)
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put me up against shlongy, the double forfeit will spin the world into oblivion.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-01 11:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm planning on forfeiting in Round 1!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-01 11:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sign Shlongy up!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-01 10:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was going to offer the soul of gonefiguring as a prize, but Bart banned the account.